why, as a person who has existed for this long, do I have to keep filling out and renewing forms with the same information about my existence?

The war between my adblocker and youtube is getting wildly glitchy. Pretty sure youtube is in the process of sending ambulance-chasing lawyers and some kind of non FDA-approved mucous-related pharmaceutical directly to my home to get around it.

My potatoes are listless.

Some of these "year in review" things are more upsetting than they should be. You took 44 flights in 2023!

Dear. God.

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAA

Creeping over to my little bsky to say that I cannot stop watching this!

Pretty sure my lame superpower is only wanting full price items during the Black Friday-Cyber Monday era.

I can't believe I have to put on snow pants and borrow a chainsaw to deal with my snow-felled trees. It's November.

Okay, I've cancelled all of my tv/movie streaming services and now I'm waiting to see if I feel like I need any of them back.

*sits back, watches them all pretend they are inventing TV again*

The cats, having bird-watched themselves into a fugue state, forgot they were cordial enemies for a moment and were sweet to each other. Now I've got claw marks in the dry wall and someone is wail-growling in the distance.

I'm not sure why I'm so bewildered by our first snow, but... *is bewildered*

It was below freezing when I woke up this morning (decline), but what a beautiful fall day after the frost melted.

Kid and I are ranking our favorite starches/carbs.

Me:
1. Rice
2. Potato
3. Pasta/Bread family

Kid:
1. Bread
2. Bread
3. Po...Bread
4. Potato
5. Pasta
6. Rice

I am aghast at his rice ranking. I didn't know.

When your flight is long enough to re-read Gideon the Ninth, take a nap, then start re-reading Harrow the Ninth.

#AllTheJetlag