You could hit me with a truck and I’d thank you 🫠

I’m so sorry you’re going through this 🫂

What’s their name? I just wanna talk 🤺

Ooooooh yes please!!

One thing I never understood was that if he’s the one punishing the bad guys, wouldn’t that make him a good guy??

And isn’t Satanism just about looking after yourself first and don’t be a dick to people?

I’d like to think that there was a hopeless romantic Malfoy ancestor who penned a phrase in a notebook that they would say to their lover.
“I’m yours” “and you are mine”
And when said phrase is during 🌶️ scene it invokes the bond 😏

Cue the mortification of them finding out the origin of the phrase