Sarah Sweeney
@heysweeney.bsky.social
Writer (Vogue SlackJaw McSweeney’s NYT The Bold Italic) | Voice actor (hi, I’m the voice of Skyrizi, but I want to be your animation friend)
www.sweeneyproject.com
www.sweeneyproject.com
Morning coffee run in Harlem.
September 14, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Morning coffee run in Harlem.
Looking for corporate stock photos? I’m your girl!
September 10, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Looking for corporate stock photos? I’m your girl!
Oh honey, I got more than enough
September 5, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Oh honey, I got more than enough
How I find out my mother hates me
August 2, 2025 at 9:47 PM
How I find out my mother hates me
See now, I’m due for a new driver’s license. Why can’t we just text the DMV a bathroom-with-insane-lighting selfie and call it a day?
July 28, 2025 at 1:31 AM
See now, I’m due for a new driver’s license. Why can’t we just text the DMV a bathroom-with-insane-lighting selfie and call it a day?
Suits should be for special occasions like weddings, funerals, and Darrin Stephens-themed birthday parties.
Not, idk, Tuesday.
Not, idk, Tuesday.
July 8, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Suits should be for special occasions like weddings, funerals, and Darrin Stephens-themed birthday parties.
Not, idk, Tuesday.
Not, idk, Tuesday.
Omg did you hear?!? @ironstache.bsky.social is running for Wisconsin Congress. That fightin’ spirit of 2018 back in the ring!!
May 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Omg did you hear?!? @ironstache.bsky.social is running for Wisconsin Congress. That fightin’ spirit of 2018 back in the ring!!
My mom’s cat came bounding in the room when your video played. This dog’s in for some serious trouble
May 9, 2025 at 2:37 AM
My mom’s cat came bounding in the room when your video played. This dog’s in for some serious trouble
Weird how ya’ never see Richard Kind and Fozzie Bear in the same room
April 24, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Weird how ya’ never see Richard Kind and Fozzie Bear in the same room
Dark arts? I know something about it
*long drag off cigarette*
These are my trinket and snack offerings to the backyard crows
*long drag off cigarette*
These are my trinket and snack offerings to the backyard crows
April 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Dark arts? I know something about it
*long drag off cigarette*
These are my trinket and snack offerings to the backyard crows
*long drag off cigarette*
These are my trinket and snack offerings to the backyard crows
FAA in such bad shape that *I* now work for an airline
April 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
FAA in such bad shape that *I* now work for an airline
I waved at this guy and he gave me a free taco. The lesson here? Wave to strangers, get free tacos.
April 16, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I waved at this guy and he gave me a free taco. The lesson here? Wave to strangers, get free tacos.
If we have the energy can we take down whatever this hellscape is?
April 3, 2025 at 8:47 PM
If we have the energy can we take down whatever this hellscape is?
You could be anywhere in the world, but you chose to be right here. Directly next to me.
(Not pictured to my immediate right: Some guy)
(Not pictured to my immediate right: Some guy)
March 30, 2025 at 6:12 PM
You could be anywhere in the world, but you chose to be right here. Directly next to me.
(Not pictured to my immediate right: Some guy)
(Not pictured to my immediate right: Some guy)
Started in January with bad free throws. I am still not great. But I shoot threes now.
March 29, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Started in January with bad free throws. I am still not great. But I shoot threes now.
@q1t3d0.bsky.social ok please name her, she is my spirit mermaid so choose wisely.
March 10, 2025 at 9:48 PM
@q1t3d0.bsky.social ok please name her, she is my spirit mermaid so choose wisely.
How I’ll be breaking up with all future suitors.
March 8, 2025 at 10:43 PM
How I’ll be breaking up with all future suitors.
Help me name him so I can say hello properly when I walk by!!
March 3, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Help me name him so I can say hello properly when I walk by!!
Not to brag, but I got this ENORMOUS AND HILARIOUS art piece recently and want to throw a party just to show it off.
*quarter for scale
*quarter for scale
March 3, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Not to brag, but I got this ENORMOUS AND HILARIOUS art piece recently and want to throw a party just to show it off.
*quarter for scale
*quarter for scale
Wish me happy new year one more time
January 7, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Wish me happy new year one more time
Will no one do anything for this poor dog’s Lyme disease?!!??
December 29, 2024 at 8:12 PM
Will no one do anything for this poor dog’s Lyme disease?!!??
Notes from my annual physical. Gentlemen?
December 19, 2024 at 9:50 PM
Notes from my annual physical. Gentlemen?
I bought a legit “sports ball” today.
December 16, 2024 at 6:34 PM
I bought a legit “sports ball” today.
Why in Christ is there no comments section on FB Marketplace?!
December 14, 2024 at 3:06 PM
Why in Christ is there no comments section on FB Marketplace?!