Geoff was here
@heypyro.bsky.social
All mod cons. Pie aficionado, real estate agent, skier, traveler. Denver based. Boring 45 year old. AKA Natalie Portlyman, Pyro, hey you come back here with that…
It's like trying to drink from a firehose.
October 7, 2025 at 12:25 AM
It's like trying to drink from a firehose.
Grill Daddy wanted fajitas. Any questions?
January 28, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Grill Daddy wanted fajitas. Any questions?
LEGO Bricklink Mountain Fortress! Excited to add this to my castle collection.
January 23, 2025 at 12:30 AM
LEGO Bricklink Mountain Fortress! Excited to add this to my castle collection.
When it comes to inclusion, I view the world as a bar and I'm a bartender. Everyone is welcome at first. Everyone gets a seat if one is available. It doesn't matter who you are or where you're from. What gets you bounced is disrespecting me, the space, or those who I've welcomed to my bar.
January 22, 2025 at 9:21 PM
When it comes to inclusion, I view the world as a bar and I'm a bartender. Everyone is welcome at first. Everyone gets a seat if one is available. It doesn't matter who you are or where you're from. What gets you bounced is disrespecting me, the space, or those who I've welcomed to my bar.
Tummy Tuesday. Shower cider.
November 28, 2023 at 10:04 PM
Tummy Tuesday. Shower cider.
Tummyrot Tuesday. Ugh. Pass the Imodium. ((Gurgle))
November 21, 2023 at 5:22 PM
Tummyrot Tuesday. Ugh. Pass the Imodium. ((Gurgle))
Someone validate me.
November 15, 2023 at 5:50 PM
Someone validate me.
OK OK OK Here’s tummy Tuesday.
November 14, 2023 at 11:37 PM
OK OK OK Here’s tummy Tuesday.
Oh shit. This place is about to get way smuttier. I gave my first invite code to @djrottenrobbie.bsky.social
Can someone explain FCF to him?
Can someone explain FCF to him?
November 1, 2023 at 3:23 AM
Oh shit. This place is about to get way smuttier. I gave my first invite code to @djrottenrobbie.bsky.social
Can someone explain FCF to him?
Can someone explain FCF to him?
This MLS T-Shirt workout goes out to @ianlekus.bsky.social
October 31, 2023 at 4:55 PM
This MLS T-Shirt workout goes out to @ianlekus.bsky.social
Bsky has grown a LOT. Let’s check in. From where are you sheeting?
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Commerce City, Colorado !
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Commerce City, Colorado !
October 30, 2023 at 10:51 PM
Bsky has grown a LOT. Let’s check in. From where are you sheeting?
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Commerce City, Colorado !
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Commerce City, Colorado !
Reskeet your favorite Madonna
October 30, 2023 at 4:49 PM
Reskeet your favorite Madonna
Sorry? #TummyTuesday ? Nope. Don’t know what that is.
October 24, 2023 at 4:33 PM
Sorry? #TummyTuesday ? Nope. Don’t know what that is.
Have you seen the new Viking village?
October 21, 2023 at 10:16 PM
Have you seen the new Viking village?
Repost your favorite bathroom selfie
October 21, 2023 at 10:14 PM
Repost your favorite bathroom selfie
A couple of weeks ago, I noticed someone dinged my car. I don’t know where, when or how. No note. It’s sad to me that someone would do that and not give a fuck. We can’t have nice things.
October 21, 2023 at 5:45 PM
A couple of weeks ago, I noticed someone dinged my car. I don’t know where, when or how. No note. It’s sad to me that someone would do that and not give a fuck. We can’t have nice things.
I’m tired, and sore, and grumpy. This is total self flagellation. Mush, fatty, mush.
October 20, 2023 at 5:05 PM
I’m tired, and sore, and grumpy. This is total self flagellation. Mush, fatty, mush.