Linda Pine
@heypiney.bsky.social
manic pixie dream crone™️
The Linda Pine Experience™️
The Linda Pine Experience™️
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The crime the girl commits is to speak.
August 3, 2025 at 10:05 AM
The crime the girl commits is to speak.
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i opened a door and a train was coming at me so i closed it and opened another door and a lion was roaring at me and i was like how does this place stay in business
April 9, 2025 at 9:32 PM
i opened a door and a train was coming at me so i closed it and opened another door and a lion was roaring at me and i was like how does this place stay in business
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hey lay off Ben Shapiro a dog sneezed and blew him into a bowl of cereal
March 30, 2025 at 2:07 AM
hey lay off Ben Shapiro a dog sneezed and blew him into a bowl of cereal
Master race gambit, sir
January 30, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Master race gambit, sir
we chose to euthanize our sweet dog sophie last night.
her lymphoma was no longer responding to chemo. she declined so quickly over the course of the afternoon. i am
relieved she is not sick
anymore but so sad. miss you, sophie thank you for being our dog 💔 love you ♾️
her lymphoma was no longer responding to chemo. she declined so quickly over the course of the afternoon. i am
relieved she is not sick
anymore but so sad. miss you, sophie thank you for being our dog 💔 love you ♾️
January 23, 2025 at 11:30 AM
we chose to euthanize our sweet dog sophie last night.
her lymphoma was no longer responding to chemo. she declined so quickly over the course of the afternoon. i am
relieved she is not sick
anymore but so sad. miss you, sophie thank you for being our dog 💔 love you ♾️
her lymphoma was no longer responding to chemo. she declined so quickly over the course of the afternoon. i am
relieved she is not sick
anymore but so sad. miss you, sophie thank you for being our dog 💔 love you ♾️
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live in a red district and want to inconvenience tyranny?
call your rep DAILY with an update on the local price of eggs and a demand to know why the Republican Party is focusing on nonsense issues only weirdos care about instead of keeping their promise to lower the cost of household staples
call your rep DAILY with an update on the local price of eggs and a demand to know why the Republican Party is focusing on nonsense issues only weirdos care about instead of keeping their promise to lower the cost of household staples
January 23, 2025 at 4:41 AM
live in a red district and want to inconvenience tyranny?
call your rep DAILY with an update on the local price of eggs and a demand to know why the Republican Party is focusing on nonsense issues only weirdos care about instead of keeping their promise to lower the cost of household staples
call your rep DAILY with an update on the local price of eggs and a demand to know why the Republican Party is focusing on nonsense issues only weirdos care about instead of keeping their promise to lower the cost of household staples
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“hi, this is Alice, your constituent at (address), I’m at Kroger and wanted to let you know that today eggs cost $8.99 per dozen. I haven’t seen you in the district lately doing anything to help my family afford groceries, what’s your plan to deliver on your promises to my family?”
January 23, 2025 at 4:43 AM
“hi, this is Alice, your constituent at (address), I’m at Kroger and wanted to let you know that today eggs cost $8.99 per dozen. I haven’t seen you in the district lately doing anything to help my family afford groceries, what’s your plan to deliver on your promises to my family?”
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
January 21, 2025 at 3:50 AM
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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The house, like the stranger who arrives in a rainstorm, is ravenous.
January 5, 2025 at 7:00 AM
The house, like the stranger who arrives in a rainstorm, is ravenous.
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Coming into 2025 like a—
January 1, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Coming into 2025 like a—
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Under the tiled floor, she finds contagions.
January 1, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Under the tiled floor, she finds contagions.
@murderxbryan.bsky.social he’s kind of a sex guy AND a yelp guy:
January 1, 2025 at 1:02 AM
@murderxbryan.bsky.social he’s kind of a sex guy AND a yelp guy:
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they call her THE QUEEN OF PEEING IN THE SHOWER
December 30, 2024 at 1:49 AM
they call her THE QUEEN OF PEEING IN THE SHOWER
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Oops — Elon slips up and says “I” while whining about loomer from his “Adrian” burner account
December 28, 2024 at 9:19 PM
Oops — Elon slips up and says “I” while whining about loomer from his “Adrian” burner account
Bad Badtz-Maru would never wear this lol
December 22, 2024 at 10:04 PM
Bad Badtz-Maru would never wear this lol
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Get a library card even if you're not planning to use it. It impacts their funding.
December 21, 2024 at 3:01 AM
Get a library card even if you're not planning to use it. It impacts their funding.
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it's my daughter's birthday and I ordered her a monster cake from Carvel and this is the picture on the website and this is the picture of it in real life. please note: this is not a complaint. if this had been the picture on the website i would have paid more
October 2, 2024 at 9:56 PM
it's my daughter's birthday and I ordered her a monster cake from Carvel and this is the picture on the website and this is the picture of it in real life. please note: this is not a complaint. if this had been the picture on the website i would have paid more
inside you there are two wolves
December 17, 2024 at 1:08 AM
inside you there are two wolves
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this is my emotional support shoebox of outdated & specialist cords, cables and adapters
December 9, 2024 at 2:17 PM
this is my emotional support shoebox of outdated & specialist cords, cables and adapters
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Today we remember the legacy of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson
December 4, 2024 at 4:30 PM
Today we remember the legacy of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson