✨Meghan✨
heymeghan.bsky.social
✨Meghan✨
@heymeghan.bsky.social
✨Your local witchy, spiritual, tarot reading, bisexual, neurodivergent, bestie✨
So we all have “Mature” by Hilary Duff on repeat in our heads right?
November 13, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Get yourself a partner who thinks you’ve earned ordering Chipotle delivery by simply existing.
October 18, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Stardew Valley Symphony is gonna be in Cleveland ON my birthday! Just bought tickets!! I’m so excited!!!!
October 17, 2025 at 8:49 PM
This administration’s final boss should have been their mother’s stomach acid. I said what I said.
September 6, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Imagine if @chipotletweets.bsky.social did breakfast.
August 18, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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Assuming you're not intentionally a transphobe, please just ditch Harry Potter. There's plenty of much, MUCH better-written fantasy made by authors who aren't absolute shit.

And if you ARE intentionally a transphobe, kindly either fuck off or educate yourself, whichever you're capable of.
March 26, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Ya girl got fitted for a night mouth guard. Feeling suuuper young and hip and definitely not mid 30’s with tmj.
August 11, 2025 at 5:21 PM
An ACTUAL miracle happened today. I’ve had immense tooth pain since Tuesday. I thought I had just flossed too hard until Friday evening. By then all the dentists were closed for the weekend. This morning bright and early I called the dentist my husband and his family use but they were closed an(1/2)
July 28, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Tonight my niece Violet told me I look like my name should be Raven and honestly I’ve never felt more cool in my life. Raven kinda goes hard.
a flock of birds sitting on a tree branch with glowing eyes
ALT: a flock of birds sitting on a tree branch with glowing eyes
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July 2, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I don’t have Megan knees I have Meghan knees. They crack and ache and I might fall.
July 1, 2025 at 3:39 AM
And aspartame. So sugar free items are difficult bc they’ve gotta use something else in them. Made us a sweet little treat before reading the ingredients…aspartame. I felt so bad.
Trying to eat and cook healthier is very difficult when your husband is allergic to 99.9% of nuts, avocado and chickpeas.
July 1, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Worked out the legs a lil hard yesterday. Ouch.
July 1, 2025 at 3:06 AM
@royalcreates.bsky.social I figured you’d enjoy this
June 26, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Did my first pickle back shot last night. As someone who does not shoot straight liquor it was actually pretty nice.
June 23, 2025 at 3:04 AM
When the fuck is @tacobell.bsky.social gonna get rid of the chicken nuggets? I swear the good stuff stays for like a week or two but these nuggets been here for months it feels.
June 15, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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Trans rights are human rights.

Happy pride. 🏳️‍🌈
June 7, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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if you know who any of the protesters are, no you fuckin don't. don't say names to ANYONE. not even friends. you do NOT know them.
June 8, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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Protection & Power!
June 8, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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“Tasted a little tear gas— tasted like fascism”
June 8, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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I hope people realize that if masked and unidentified federal agents move into a community to terrorize it and the local police side with and help the federal agents, then the police are not there to protect you
June 8, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I picked a really good time for a strawberry hyperfixation food. Didn’t realize they were in season until last week. 🍓😋
June 9, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Trying to eat and cook healthier is very difficult when your husband is allergic to 99.9% of nuts, avocado and chickpeas.
June 6, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Heard the Snooki bump was coming back. Someone get me hella Bobby pins STAT! I was the queen.
April 28, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Taco Bell will release anything except the things people actually ask them to. The crazy part is that the things people want don’t require all these new ingredients. It’s their standard stuff just in a different font.
April 24, 2025 at 1:56 PM