Anita Bergmann
@heylittlebit.bsky.social
I make people happy with edged weapons, boiling oil and open flame
Anglophile, costume history enthusiast, terrible bad painter, nerd
Nina to my Luna, happily married to That Scottish Fella, further to the left politically than the average bear
Anglophile, costume history enthusiast, terrible bad painter, nerd
Nina to my Luna, happily married to That Scottish Fella, further to the left politically than the average bear
Got a text from
the dems literally hounding me for money
I asked them what they did with the billion dollars they raised with which they failed to even prevent the election of an actual fucking nazi
the dems literally hounding me for money
I asked them what they did with the billion dollars they raised with which they failed to even prevent the election of an actual fucking nazi
December 11, 2024 at 2:21 AM
Got a text from
the dems literally hounding me for money
I asked them what they did with the billion dollars they raised with which they failed to even prevent the election of an actual fucking nazi
the dems literally hounding me for money
I asked them what they did with the billion dollars they raised with which they failed to even prevent the election of an actual fucking nazi
I have made a terrible error. I clicked on an amazon ad
In my defense, it was to look at a weird-ass waffle iron. I *thought* it was for making an edible death star
It was merely for something called a waffle bowl
DISAPPOINTED
In my defense, it was to look at a weird-ass waffle iron. I *thought* it was for making an edible death star
It was merely for something called a waffle bowl
DISAPPOINTED
December 10, 2024 at 5:09 AM
I have made a terrible error. I clicked on an amazon ad
In my defense, it was to look at a weird-ass waffle iron. I *thought* it was for making an edible death star
It was merely for something called a waffle bowl
DISAPPOINTED
In my defense, it was to look at a weird-ass waffle iron. I *thought* it was for making an edible death star
It was merely for something called a waffle bowl
DISAPPOINTED
I am so mad at past me for making it so today is 100 housework
December 9, 2024 at 5:33 PM
I am so mad at past me for making it so today is 100 housework
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My favorite nicknames (so far) for the CEO assassin:
The Co-Pay Killer
Out of Pocket Max
The Adjuster
Robin Hoodie
Feel free to add your own
The Co-Pay Killer
Out of Pocket Max
The Adjuster
Robin Hoodie
Feel free to add your own
December 9, 2024 at 12:57 AM
My favorite nicknames (so far) for the CEO assassin:
The Co-Pay Killer
Out of Pocket Max
The Adjuster
Robin Hoodie
Feel free to add your own
The Co-Pay Killer
Out of Pocket Max
The Adjuster
Robin Hoodie
Feel free to add your own
LUNA: 3-2-1 blastoff! We’re in space!
ME: Luna is an astronaut!
MARK: I am a rocket man!
ME: I am a space oddity!
ME: Luna is an astronaut!
MARK: I am a rocket man!
ME: I am a space oddity!
December 8, 2024 at 9:47 PM
LUNA: 3-2-1 blastoff! We’re in space!
ME: Luna is an astronaut!
MARK: I am a rocket man!
ME: I am a space oddity!
ME: Luna is an astronaut!
MARK: I am a rocket man!
ME: I am a space oddity!
I just tried to out nerd Mark by remarking that the F1 commentator sounds just like Alan Cumming and he not only agreed with me, he started talking about how they were likely educated at the same achools and now I can’t tell if I won or not
December 8, 2024 at 4:38 PM
I just tried to out nerd Mark by remarking that the F1 commentator sounds just like Alan Cumming and he not only agreed with me, he started talking about how they were likely educated at the same achools and now I can’t tell if I won or not
A poll: Arsenic and Old Lace, or Harvey?
Please show your work
Please show your work
December 8, 2024 at 1:33 AM
A poll: Arsenic and Old Lace, or Harvey?
Please show your work
Please show your work
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idk every godzilla movie I'm like, u can't destroy godzilla 🤷🏻♂️ he's a metaphor 😌
December 6, 2024 at 12:48 PM
idk every godzilla movie I'm like, u can't destroy godzilla 🤷🏻♂️ he's a metaphor 😌
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How the fuck are we ever gonna find out if tossing a billionaire in a live volcano fixes the economy if we don’t ever try it?
December 7, 2024 at 4:09 AM
How the fuck are we ever gonna find out if tossing a billionaire in a live volcano fixes the economy if we don’t ever try it?
I was already feeling pretty guilloitine-ish and then my ass got dragged into Hollywood for work
We’re talking Calcutta levels of wealth disparity (with major apologies to Calcutta for the slander)
We’re talking Calcutta levels of wealth disparity (with major apologies to Calcutta for the slander)
December 7, 2024 at 12:22 AM
I was already feeling pretty guilloitine-ish and then my ass got dragged into Hollywood for work
We’re talking Calcutta levels of wealth disparity (with major apologies to Calcutta for the slander)
We’re talking Calcutta levels of wealth disparity (with major apologies to Calcutta for the slander)
I have been working for (counts on fingers) 42 years and my stretch goal for the rest of my life is not to be homeless (again). Why the fuck do you *think* I’m angry?
December 6, 2024 at 11:21 PM
I have been working for (counts on fingers) 42 years and my stretch goal for the rest of my life is not to be homeless (again). Why the fuck do you *think* I’m angry?
Mark unearthed a so bad it’s good, tv guilty pleasure: The Champions.
Put 1967 in a blender with allusions to James Bond and Mission: Impossible
Add a preposterous and rather colonialist backstory, then maybe smoke a bowl. Gape in wonder over what people got money to do on tv back in the day
Put 1967 in a blender with allusions to James Bond and Mission: Impossible
Add a preposterous and rather colonialist backstory, then maybe smoke a bowl. Gape in wonder over what people got money to do on tv back in the day
December 6, 2024 at 8:26 PM
Mark unearthed a so bad it’s good, tv guilty pleasure: The Champions.
Put 1967 in a blender with allusions to James Bond and Mission: Impossible
Add a preposterous and rather colonialist backstory, then maybe smoke a bowl. Gape in wonder over what people got money to do on tv back in the day
Put 1967 in a blender with allusions to James Bond and Mission: Impossible
Add a preposterous and rather colonialist backstory, then maybe smoke a bowl. Gape in wonder over what people got money to do on tv back in the day
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ITS BANDCAMP FRIDAY!
That means any music you get from Bandcamp today 100% of the profits go to the artist. Bandcamp takes none. Its revolutionary
Here’s my work. you can download anything for free or pay whatever you want for anything,
buckaedown.bandcamp.com/track/americ...
That means any music you get from Bandcamp today 100% of the profits go to the artist. Bandcamp takes none. Its revolutionary
Here’s my work. you can download anything for free or pay whatever you want for anything,
buckaedown.bandcamp.com/track/americ...
American Dreamer (2024 Remix / Remaster), by Buck AE Down
track by Buck AE Down
buckaedown.bandcamp.com
December 6, 2024 at 4:43 PM
ITS BANDCAMP FRIDAY!
That means any music you get from Bandcamp today 100% of the profits go to the artist. Bandcamp takes none. Its revolutionary
Here’s my work. you can download anything for free or pay whatever you want for anything,
buckaedown.bandcamp.com/track/americ...
That means any music you get from Bandcamp today 100% of the profits go to the artist. Bandcamp takes none. Its revolutionary
Here’s my work. you can download anything for free or pay whatever you want for anything,
buckaedown.bandcamp.com/track/americ...
OMG THERE’S A NEW SEASON OF WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS HOW DID I MISS THIS
/yay
/yay
December 6, 2024 at 4:15 AM
OMG THERE’S A NEW SEASON OF WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS HOW DID I MISS THIS
/yay
/yay
My facebook feed is filthy with health insurance ads today 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
December 6, 2024 at 1:05 AM
My facebook feed is filthy with health insurance ads today 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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all human life is sacred, so it's not proper to laugh when serious harm befalls someone. the moral thing to do is instead charge them hundreds of thousands of dollars
December 4, 2024 at 3:52 PM
all human life is sacred, so it's not proper to laugh when serious harm befalls someone. the moral thing to do is instead charge them hundreds of thousands of dollars
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People hate health insurance companies with a passion. They’re not laughing because someone died—they’re laughing because the system that crushed them finally took a hit.
Thou Shalt Not Deny People Health Insurance
Capitalism and healthcare do not mix.
www.thegodpodcast.com
December 5, 2024 at 7:07 PM
People hate health insurance companies with a passion. They’re not laughing because someone died—they’re laughing because the system that crushed them finally took a hit.
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I’m not currently reading Agatha Christie by a crackling fireplace on a snowy day whilst indulging in multiple cups of tea and freshly-baked scones, so no, I’m afraid your email didn’t “find me well”.
December 5, 2024 at 1:17 PM
I’m not currently reading Agatha Christie by a crackling fireplace on a snowy day whilst indulging in multiple cups of tea and freshly-baked scones, so no, I’m afraid your email didn’t “find me well”.
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“I’ll stop drinking if you let me run the Pentagon” is maybe the most alcoholic thing anyone has ever said
December 5, 2024 at 2:38 AM
“I’ll stop drinking if you let me run the Pentagon” is maybe the most alcoholic thing anyone has ever said
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Pete Hegseth promises to stop drinking if he gets confirmed. But did he promise to stop assaulting women?
December 5, 2024 at 1:57 AM
Pete Hegseth promises to stop drinking if he gets confirmed. But did he promise to stop assaulting women?
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If you see this post, can you please help spread this information?
#ASafeChoice is a referral network of physicians who provide medication abortion services ACROSS THE US.
People everywhere need to know about this option. These doctors have capacity to help more women!
Let’s spread word! ❤️✊
#ASafeChoice is a referral network of physicians who provide medication abortion services ACROSS THE US.
People everywhere need to know about this option. These doctors have capacity to help more women!
Let’s spread word! ❤️✊
Click to Visit #ASafeChoice Network
social.demcast.com
December 4, 2024 at 9:00 PM
If you see this post, can you please help spread this information?
#ASafeChoice is a referral network of physicians who provide medication abortion services ACROSS THE US.
People everywhere need to know about this option. These doctors have capacity to help more women!
Let’s spread word! ❤️✊
#ASafeChoice is a referral network of physicians who provide medication abortion services ACROSS THE US.
People everywhere need to know about this option. These doctors have capacity to help more women!
Let’s spread word! ❤️✊
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i have never rooted for trump to do anything as hard as i am for him to dangle this DoD appointment in front of DeSantis just to pull it at the last second out of sheer malignant spite
December 4, 2024 at 11:31 PM
i have never rooted for trump to do anything as hard as i am for him to dangle this DoD appointment in front of DeSantis just to pull it at the last second out of sheer malignant spite
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Next time you have an idea that seems too crazy, just remember that John Woo once walked into an office and said "I wanna make a movie where Nick Cage plays John Travolta playing Nick Cage, and John Travolta plays Nick Cage playing John Travolta," and someone wrote him a check for 80 million dollars
December 4, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Next time you have an idea that seems too crazy, just remember that John Woo once walked into an office and said "I wanna make a movie where Nick Cage plays John Travolta playing Nick Cage, and John Travolta plays Nick Cage playing John Travolta," and someone wrote him a check for 80 million dollars