Double jaw surgery is not for the faint of heart. I’m me, so obviously I’m having a ton of complications. After being free from being banded shut for a week, I’m back in bands on a liquid diet. Mental health is deteriorating rapidly. Trying to stay tough.

I’ll be waking up from surgery in 24 hours if all goes well. It’s so wild that we’re almost here after 2.5 years. I still feel like there’s so much left to do to prepare. 😭😭😭

I don’t know why I’ve held on for so long, but I’m finally deleting X, FB, and IG. Is there a good alternative for IG, or are we just on our own there?

Yesterday was so cool by the way, right?

I had a chat with my therapist about how privileged I am that my job pays me enough to pay her $140 out-of-network fee and she had the audacity to be honest and mention that my job is predominantly what keeps me in therapy. 🙃

I was always right about Lana Del Rey.

Can I just skip to watching the documentary about the now times instead of living through it?

“But who is going to take care of you when you’re old?!”

All of my money, Linda. That I will have from not spending on college, or robux, or whatever the fuck. Also, making your kids your retirement plan is gross AF, you weirdo.

A Merry Covfefe to us all; God bless us, everyone!

This is probably the first time I’ve purposely watched Fox News.

My workout app makes really odd choices on how to congratulate me.

I finally made it!