heyjohnnypark.bsky.social
@heyjohnnypark.bsky.social
IT guy 🖥️💾🧮, dad jokes enthusiast 🤣🤓, board/video gaymer 🏳️‍🌈🎮🎲, and all around nice-ish person! 🃏🎼🎬🎾🍑🐻

DFW based.
I asked Chatgpt 3.5. It gave me a list of almost all US States and then included a recap of its answer.
August 8, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I've gotten exactly one Pride message from any corporation. Kroger grocery store sent a happy pride email featuring LGBT employees and LGBT owned companies. I will be shopping there more this month if only for that gesture.
June 2, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Spoiler.... I did....
May 25, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Yup. Saw some intriguing looking cookies on Doordash and thought about trying them out this weekend. Saw this post and checked my area. Found that bakery on the site. No thanks.
April 26, 2025 at 5:42 PM
"People Wanting to Destroy Their Presidential Ambitions Are Using This One Easy Trick!"
March 6, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Then I get attacked for defending her as people gleefully call her stupid.

My kid can ask me for anything. Anytime. Asking for help is a sign of strength that I think we've forgotten. Can she Google it, yes, but what's wrong with asking?

Just another reminder of how terrible people are sometimes.
February 9, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Commence comments questioning whether she's smart enough to be buying a house because she can't figure out how to get a cashiers check.

I reply saying comment or is being a little harsh and commending the woman for doing this at an age most people couldn't.
February 9, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Might also include the time I was looking at a brochure while leaving the store and didn't see the corn. Fell flat on my face in the parking lot. Skinned my knee and elbows. Had to use crutches for a week to get around.
February 5, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Got a crick in my neck (like I slept wrong) while cooking and flipping veggies in my saute pan. Lasted for days as well.
February 5, 2025 at 6:25 AM