Meh.
@heyitshigbe.bsky.social
I prefer dogs to people. I can organize any event. If I could figure out a way to monetize telling people they're wrong, I would be all over that. #voteblue
Super stable. Da da da da bop bop bop.
October 1, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Super stable. Da da da da bop bop bop.
ICYMI: the most ridiculous dog in the world.
September 29, 2025 at 4:20 AM
ICYMI: the most ridiculous dog in the world.
New stickers for Ye Olde Laptop.
September 29, 2025 at 1:07 AM
New stickers for Ye Olde Laptop.
They decided I wasn’t a real person.
September 29, 2025 at 1:05 AM
They decided I wasn’t a real person.
As with all investments, let them mature.
February 5, 2025 at 3:31 AM
As with all investments, let them mature.
NYT offering a recipe for nachos. This is Idiocracy.
January 23, 2025 at 4:09 PM
NYT offering a recipe for nachos. This is Idiocracy.
He’s also got his own Battle of the Bulge happening in his trousers.
January 19, 2025 at 4:51 AM
He’s also got his own Battle of the Bulge happening in his trousers.
Um… I don’t think he’s wearing underwear.
January 19, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Um… I don’t think he’s wearing underwear.
I have a passion for graphic design.
January 1, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I have a passion for graphic design.
Even if it’s a musical that’s marketed as kid-friendly, ask yourself if your child is up to it. Don’t put them in a shitty situation.
December 29, 2024 at 3:51 AM
Even if it’s a musical that’s marketed as kid-friendly, ask yourself if your child is up to it. Don’t put them in a shitty situation.
What went into my successful White Elephant gift? Happy to share.
December 20, 2024 at 10:42 PM
What went into my successful White Elephant gift? Happy to share.
The cool thing about the Holiday Armadillo costume is that if you sit the right way, the tail does this.
December 16, 2024 at 3:59 AM
The cool thing about the Holiday Armadillo costume is that if you sit the right way, the tail does this.
Not gonna lie: comfiest costume ever. This is now a lifestyle.
December 16, 2024 at 3:57 AM
Not gonna lie: comfiest costume ever. This is now a lifestyle.
A universal truth: dark meat Chex is the best.
December 12, 2024 at 11:28 PM
A universal truth: dark meat Chex is the best.
My dog has no toys. Please help.
December 9, 2024 at 1:38 AM
My dog has no toys. Please help.
I didn’t have “original Jardiance lady yells at Babs” on my bingo card but here we are.
November 10, 2024 at 4:39 AM
I didn’t have “original Jardiance lady yells at Babs” on my bingo card but here we are.
It’s we
Hi
We’re the problem,
It’s we.
Hi
We’re the problem,
It’s we.
February 14, 2024 at 1:58 AM
It’s we
Hi
We’re the problem,
It’s we.
Hi
We’re the problem,
It’s we.
It is no more! It has ceased to be!
July 4, 2023 at 9:04 PM
It is no more! It has ceased to be!