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Amma to the most perfect littles.

Part-time turkey whisperer, tarot extraordinaire, OG Nat Sherman enthusiast, Back 40 farm muse. Don’t talk to me about politics, I’m off that shit.
Made Lucky Charms marshmallow squares, bitchhesssssss
March 8, 2024 at 7:32 PM
Leo always got his tiddies outttt
March 8, 2024 at 12:20 AM
OH MY GOD PLEASE LET THIS HAPPEN I WILL BUY TICKETS LMAOOOOOOOO
March 7, 2024 at 1:18 AM
Papa has left to get the oil changed. I dont know if Major’s going to survive it.
March 6, 2024 at 5:43 PM
Elon’s next babymama
March 1, 2024 at 8:39 PM
Hell yeah, I do.
March 1, 2024 at 8:36 PM
My granbaby’s christmas quilt ❤️🥰 vibe
March 1, 2024 at 8:26 PM
First turkey egg of the season 🥰 Its a Bourbon Red and its gorgeousssss ❤️❤️❤️
March 1, 2024 at 5:16 PM
Freeloader.
March 1, 2024 at 3:02 AM
Today in the Major files: too cold and wet to play outside. We ballin’ in the club
March 1, 2024 at 2:59 AM
Grandson Update: he’s growing perfectly 🥰 He and Mama (Beloved Daughter-In-Law pictured) are both in fine shape, per dr this morning. Right on schedule!
February 28, 2024 at 6:45 PM
Not saying my mini is a legend (yet), but she’s def got sauce ✨
February 28, 2024 at 4:46 PM
Feels like summer already. Papa and our little checking Amma’s turkeys 🥰
February 23, 2024 at 1:10 AM
Since we’re just lying out our asses, Joaquin Phoenix asked me out to dinner tonight and I won the Pulitzer yesterday and tomorrow I’m hanging out with Wendy and the crocodile in Neverneverland.
February 20, 2024 at 5:34 PM
Last summer’s haul.

Aint no joke, Ba-lo-lo.
February 20, 2024 at 5:21 PM
THIS SUMMER, WE MAKE WINE.
February 20, 2024 at 5:20 PM
You got it ❤️ love from Coby-doo
February 20, 2024 at 4:39 PM
In today’s Amma & Papa files: we spent the afternoon watching tutorials and learned how to tie a balloon arch for our little’s belated Mardi Gras party at our house this upcoming tues:
February 19, 2024 at 12:23 AM
Feel better!
February 15, 2024 at 2:44 AM
The Family, before granbabies arrived, and the last time we were all together. Arnaud’s, New Orleans French Quarter, Christmas 2021.
February 11, 2024 at 8:42 PM
Sweetie girl ❤️
February 11, 2024 at 8:36 PM
Teeter & Beth, and Sally and Gilly
February 11, 2024 at 8:35 PM
Wild turkey 🥰❤️
February 11, 2024 at 8:32 PM
He’s actually a real sex pistola
February 11, 2024 at 8:30 PM
This is my favorite picture of him, actually 😄
February 11, 2024 at 8:25 PM