Grouchy Math Teacher
@heyhoody.bsky.social
Hoody is a grandpa, dad, brother, middle/high school math teacher, ex-HS sci lab asst, ex-sub custodian, ex-lunch lady, damn good Span tutor, ex-sci teacher, former foster dad, traveling picture-taker, and owner of Appalachian Trail Home Stay, a B&B in MD
Just set a world record for the least joyous touchdown in NFL history.
November 28, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Just set a world record for the least joyous touchdown in NFL history.
Assume grandson card is out ...
November 28, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Assume grandson card is out ...
Somebody hug her up quickly ...
November 28, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Somebody hug her up quickly ...
I always think, 'if the next reporter asked, "Mr. President, are you a stupid person?" ', would that be good or bad for their career? Yes, they'll be fired, but they'd be instantly the highest profile beat reporter in the world.
November 28, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I always think, 'if the next reporter asked, "Mr. President, are you a stupid person?" ', would that be good or bad for their career? Yes, they'll be fired, but they'd be instantly the highest profile beat reporter in the world.
Healthy bone marrow is woke
November 28, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Healthy bone marrow is woke
The Athletic has had this as a top story for weeks. Who gives a shit?
November 27, 2025 at 1:06 AM
The Athletic has had this as a top story for weeks. Who gives a shit?
That's what I'm saying. Back in the day, OL retired, stayed fat. Joe Thomas, 3 months retired, looks like Kevin Durant
November 27, 2025 at 12:46 AM
That's what I'm saying. Back in the day, OL retired, stayed fat. Joe Thomas, 3 months retired, looks like Kevin Durant
Seems like a lot of offensive lineman deflate very quickly right after retirement. I guess he stayed inflated?
November 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Seems like a lot of offensive lineman deflate very quickly right after retirement. I guess he stayed inflated?
Wow. He is very durable, and he strikes out a lot of dudes. But he's had two very good seasons, two soso ones, and three bad ones.
November 26, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Wow. He is very durable, and he strikes out a lot of dudes. But he's had two very good seasons, two soso ones, and three bad ones.
Hey Mr. The Athletic, could you maybe help out our boy @johnhollinger.bsky.social with a less spoiling, sweeping teaser quote? Y'all would be horseshit at promoting whodunit novels.
November 26, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Hey Mr. The Athletic, could you maybe help out our boy @johnhollinger.bsky.social with a less spoiling, sweeping teaser quote? Y'all would be horseshit at promoting whodunit novels.
Some really good sports journos have recently posted, 'no, you really need to read this amazing piece about these terrible people'. Why?
November 26, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Some really good sports journos have recently posted, 'no, you really need to read this amazing piece about these terrible people'. Why?
They signed him to this massive deal after anyone that knew him knew he loved baseball about as much as a person loves their job at the DMV.
November 26, 2025 at 9:36 PM
They signed him to this massive deal after anyone that knew him knew he loved baseball about as much as a person loves their job at the DMV.
Right ... (bloody potatoes, cocking everything up)
November 26, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Right ... (bloody potatoes, cocking everything up)
Right before the actual pass, Luka does a little flinch and nod, as if he's making the elbow pass, Clipper hesitates, Laker tags & cuts -- lovely
November 26, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Right before the actual pass, Luka does a little flinch and nod, as if he's making the elbow pass, Clipper hesitates, Laker tags & cuts -- lovely
I knew Maxey was over 40/game, so I went down the 'last time someone averaged 40 min/game' rabbit hole, which led me to this: Iverson averaged 41 min/game ... for his *career*. What? And, averaged 45 min/game (!) in the playoffs. All powered by sake & weed ...
November 26, 2025 at 12:05 PM
I knew Maxey was over 40/game, so I went down the 'last time someone averaged 40 min/game' rabbit hole, which led me to this: Iverson averaged 41 min/game ... for his *career*. What? And, averaged 45 min/game (!) in the playoffs. All powered by sake & weed ...
All I know about British culture came from Benny Hill reruns.
November 25, 2025 at 11:31 PM
All I know about British culture came from Benny Hill reruns.
When asked to bring pie, you do what we did in the 80's. We drove to Termini's in Philly, double-parked, then sat in a freezing car for 47 minutes until Dad emerged with pie.
November 25, 2025 at 11:28 PM
When asked to bring pie, you do what we did in the 80's. We drove to Termini's in Philly, double-parked, then sat in a freezing car for 47 minutes until Dad emerged with pie.
The British get it right. 'Pie' is anything enveloped in crust.
November 25, 2025 at 11:23 PM
The British get it right. 'Pie' is anything enveloped in crust.
I've seen this on Planet Earth - Cities. For every one you see, there's 11 more advancing their positions. They're not tormenting your dog. They're signalling.
November 25, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I've seen this on Planet Earth - Cities. For every one you see, there's 11 more advancing their positions. They're not tormenting your dog. They're signalling.
Yes, I exist on a diet of Red Bull and antidepressants, and my fingers are the only body parts that have moved in the last 3.5 hours. And these sweet potatoes are killing me
November 25, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Yes, I exist on a diet of Red Bull and antidepressants, and my fingers are the only body parts that have moved in the last 3.5 hours. And these sweet potatoes are killing me
Why, do they have a lot of shooters?
November 25, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Why, do they have a lot of shooters?
Says the man who said, "Trump shows a willingness to try and heal the country's divisions, which <I> see as a positive sign." and following the incident in PA, "I truly believe that God had a hand in saving you...".
November 25, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Says the man who said, "Trump shows a willingness to try and heal the country's divisions, which <I> see as a positive sign." and following the incident in PA, "I truly believe that God had a hand in saving you...".