Johnathan Bailey crowned sexiest man alive, Cheney dead & Mamdani win all in the same day is peak correct timeline shit.
November 5, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Johnathan Bailey crowned sexiest man alive, Cheney dead & Mamdani win all in the same day is peak correct timeline shit.
I desperately need someone to write fanction about my local lumber barons please
October 23, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I desperately need someone to write fanction about my local lumber barons please
I made one comment about Daddy Cade Eaton on one tiktok video and now my entire feed is Elsie Silver reviews and Chestnut Springs fancasts like PLEASE settle down
October 21, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I made one comment about Daddy Cade Eaton on one tiktok video and now my entire feed is Elsie Silver reviews and Chestnut Springs fancasts like PLEASE settle down
As someone who enjoys history I love that merkins are making a comeback
October 17, 2025 at 12:21 AM
As someone who enjoys history I love that merkins are making a comeback
Ruining the friendship
October 11, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Ruining the friendship
this one man calls me silly and it feels like he’s flirting with me
October 9, 2025 at 8:33 PM
this one man calls me silly and it feels like he’s flirting with me
A woman writes a song about getting laid and people will say it’s a conservative dog whistle
a woman is holding a piece of paper with the word okay on it
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October 4, 2025 at 12:47 AM
A woman writes a song about getting laid and people will say it’s a conservative dog whistle
I will be listening to Opalite for the next month straight that bass line is goooood
October 4, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I will be listening to Opalite for the next month straight that bass line is goooood
My cousins are hotter than your cousins
September 14, 2025 at 2:56 AM
My cousins are hotter than your cousins
Very sad that slutty-little-shorts-on-men season is ending.
September 10, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Very sad that slutty-little-shorts-on-men season is ending.
The Quiet Man gave me expectations
September 9, 2025 at 12:52 AM
The Quiet Man gave me expectations
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Manifesting a grouchy man whose special interest is me
a close up of a person 's hand with a black shirt on
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August 13, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Manifesting a grouchy man whose special interest is me
Groused at hot neighbor for being gone for so long and he immediately invited me for coffee. We’re now married with 3 kids and a dog.
August 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Groused at hot neighbor for being gone for so long and he immediately invited me for coffee. We’re now married with 3 kids and a dog.
Taylor Swift engagement AND Drew Afualo anniversary gift???? In one day????
August 26, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Taylor Swift engagement AND Drew Afualo anniversary gift???? In one day????
Ngl I think they were engaged before the New Heights ep (said with love and adoration, I’m so excited for her)
August 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Ngl I think they were engaged before the New Heights ep (said with love and adoration, I’m so excited for her)
If I had a nickel for every time I sat next to a hot man on a flight and got his LinkedIn I would have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.
August 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
If I had a nickel for every time I sat next to a hot man on a flight and got his LinkedIn I would have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.
Manifesting a grouchy man whose special interest is me
a close up of a person 's hand with a black shirt on
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August 13, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Manifesting a grouchy man whose special interest is me
Antiquing is the superior shopping experience bc wdym I found 8 crystal glasses for $3 EACH
July 30, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Antiquing is the superior shopping experience bc wdym I found 8 crystal glasses for $3 EACH
“Good guy with a gun—“ no, good guy with a SHOPPING CART
July 28, 2025 at 2:27 AM
“Good guy with a gun—“ no, good guy with a SHOPPING CART
what if instead of setting a reading goal of 100 books for the year the goal was to read one 800 page book in one day
or is this dumb
or is this dumb
July 26, 2025 at 1:27 AM
what if instead of setting a reading goal of 100 books for the year the goal was to read one 800 page book in one day
or is this dumb
or is this dumb
Why did this man I almost hooked up with like 3 years ago invite me to hang out with him and his wife in response to my story re waiting for my hot neighbor to come home so I could flirt with him
July 26, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Why did this man I almost hooked up with like 3 years ago invite me to hang out with him and his wife in response to my story re waiting for my hot neighbor to come home so I could flirt with him
Working at historic sites is hard rn
June 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Working at historic sites is hard rn
I think I’m living in will-they-won’t-they trope rn
April 28, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I think I’m living in will-they-won’t-they trope rn
My kids said I looked “fancy” today & all I did was put on eyeshadow 😭
March 11, 2025 at 2:51 AM
My kids said I looked “fancy” today & all I did was put on eyeshadow 😭
Tbh I’d be excited about shrek 5 too if it didn’t look like THAT
February 28, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Tbh I’d be excited about shrek 5 too if it didn’t look like THAT