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Becca McCormick
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Philly // Jersey | TA Manager @ Comoto 🏍💨 | Beagle Stan | Carb Queen 🍕🍝| Over-Caffeinated & Tastefully Sarcastic | A Forking Good Person ✨

Rebuilding my network while slowly migrating away from the dying bird app.
The sun setting in Paris at 10pm is such a wild concept to me.
June 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Is there anything better than pajama dim sum at the end of a super long day? Doubtful.
March 27, 2025 at 12:29 AM
When the waiter says, “need a to go box? Or still working on it?”

Sir, I have 3/4 of a pizza and half a glass of wine in front of me. Do you really think I’m tapping out this quickly? I haven’t eaten since 6am…
March 25, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Made it to Texas just in time for sunrise and a full day ahead of me. I feel like I’ve already been awake long enough to go back to sleep 😭
March 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Welcome back to walk-and-talk season where 1:1s consist of an hour long walk instead of sitting in front of a laptop screen ☀️
March 20, 2025 at 2:04 PM
We’ve already heard the bingo words:
✔️ Synergy
✔️ Bespoke
Time to play “tech bro Bingo”…

Standard uniform ✔️
March 12, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Time to play “tech bro Bingo”…

Standard uniform ✔️
March 12, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Yeah ok cool, this is not how I thought my morning would start. SEPTA makes it so hard to love public transportation in this city. I’m not interested in a $40 pre-tip Uber, but I have a conference to get to 😭
March 12, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Did I just turn off the heat for the last time until fall? I sure hope so…
March 10, 2025 at 11:31 PM
The ending of this Ruby Franke documentary is absolutely wild. This guy seriously still loves his wife after everything that happened? I mean sure he filed for divorce, but this man needs serious therapy. I’m going to have a hard time sleeping tonight.
March 8, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Travel planning with my bougie aunt 😂
March 3, 2025 at 4:09 PM
File this under things I never thought I’d do…signed up for our Fantasy MotoGP League AND I’ve already set my sprint and race lineup AND I have the Thailand race set up to DVR. WHO IS SHE? 🏍️💨🏁
February 28, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Mike Jerrick didn’t just ask for a moment of silence for the Hooter’s potential bankruptcy filing 😂
February 26, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Update: husband has been passed out on the couch since we got home 2 hours ago. Maybe this is the swift kick in the ass he needs to remember he’s 40 now.
Sunday funday is all fun and games until husband meets some 20-something year olds that remind him of his glory days and car bombs turn into a whole new level of ridiculousness.
February 24, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Sunday funday is all fun and games until husband meets some 20-something year olds that remind him of his glory days and car bombs turn into a whole new level of ridiculousness.
February 23, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Venue scouting for RecruitPhilly 2025
February 20, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Currently listening to the finance bros debating which is better, the original oreo or the double stuf. Real exciting day over here I tell you.
February 18, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Husband working the last 3 nights means we are very behind on critical tv watching. Which should we start with?
- Yellowjackets
- White Lotus
- SNL 50
February 17, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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Roses are red

Like my cheeks when I blush

Less than a week ago the Eagles sacked Patrick Mahomes six times with just a standard four man rush
February 14, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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A.J. Brown mic drop 🎤
February 14, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I love this team, but was anyone else super underwhelmed by the speeches? No one will best Kelce’s 2018 speech, but even ChatGPT could have pulled together something better. Mailata wins the day IMO.
February 14, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Found my detoured bus and along with it a bunch of disgruntled post-paraders who can’t figure out how to get home including a gentleman who has appeared to have urinated himself.
February 14, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Guess I live at the Ritz Carlton now 🤷🏻‍♀️
February 14, 2025 at 8:43 PM
CJGJ knows you can’t sensor out BTA 😂
February 14, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Someone tell me what AJ just said!
February 14, 2025 at 7:51 PM