The guys who tented the house for termites three years ago really, really want to sell me an “extended warranty” that crucially only includes spot treating and not tenting and also costs as much over the next three years as tenting it again would

Do her glasses say L’AGELUVB RAPAUOMR because what is that?!

That’s hilarious!

I only made it to the storage so far but I grabbed my lovely rug and my big tv and the rest of the day I’ll probably have to spend finding/making room for them

Beans beans beans

I think it'll be dim sum, but I'm hoping there could be some duck too

She’s so beautiful

Wait is that a big green egg with a custom surround?

I grabbed this image from a source that didn’t credit it but an image search shows it might be from messier51 on tumbler

You just reminded me of this

My family makes a completely standard out-of-a-box sage stuffing but with a PILE of mushrooms added. If someone doesn’t like mushrooms they are out of luck!

My German cousins make one where the bread gets completely squished up into a panade and I think they put apples in it. It’s…fine, I guess

I actually think it’s great that everyone has decided to give the pope sports jerseys, other leaders should be so lucky as to receive gifts that are easy to take care of and don’t take up much space

Oh this one, absolutely

This was me on realizing that I already ate the chocolate my cousins brought as a hostess gift last week. What do you MEAN there’s no more?!?

RETVRN

Tired in a good way, did the things that needed doing today and I’m gonna make some beans and cheese tacos because I forgot to think about what to eat tonight and I am NOT going out again

I had egg tacos for breakfast so this is a two-taco-meals day! Good thing I like tacos 🌮

Phase four: complete!