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Jarrod Prosser. Accept no imitations.
@hey-hey-its-jp.bsky.social
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Broadcaster🎙️ for NBL1HQ. Writer for YardBarker & Vendetta. *Extremely* amateur musician. Also, at the...uh...other place. For a while longer.
Always was. Always will be.
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We're a quarter of the way through the @nba.com season, so I decided to take a look at who has broken out so far this campaign. For Yardbarker...
#NBA
www.yardbarker.com/nba/articles...
These five NBA players have officially arrived as stars
Let’s take a look at our NBA All-Breakout team at the quarter point of the 2025-26 season.
www.yardbarker.com
November 30, 2025 at 11:25 PM
hey-hey-its-jp.bsky.social
Well, this has been worth waking up at 4.30am for.
FFS.
#COYB #UTFT #EFC #PremierLeague
November 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
hey-hey-its-jp.bsky.social
Hey, @sheaserrano.bsky.social If you're still taking suggestions for Denzel month, may I suggest Glory?
I know he didn't technically star in it, but he damn near stole every scene he was in.
November 26, 2025 at 11:56 AM
hey-hey-its-jp.bsky.social
"Oh, no!!! A mild amount of water is falling from the sky! I'm now completely incapable of driving my car in a competent manner!"

-75% of Ballarat's drivers this morning.
November 25, 2025 at 10:18 PM
hey-hey-its-jp.bsky.social
What the fuck just happened???
#EFC
November 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
hey-hey-its-jp.bsky.social
Can we play the second test tomorrow? Kick England whilst they're down?
I mean, there's certainly time.
#Ashes
November 22, 2025 at 10:14 AM
hey-hey-its-jp.bsky.social
Did England just get, dare I say it, BazBalled?
#Ashes
November 22, 2025 at 9:45 AM
hey-hey-its-jp.bsky.social
My writing hiatus is over!
First cab off the rank: let's not overlook the dominance put forward by @themilwaukeebucks.bsky.social megastar Giannis Antetokounmpo on a nightly basis.
For Yardbarker:
#NBA #FearTheDeer
www.yardbarker.com/nba/articles...
Giannis Antetokounmpo continues to be dominant despite lagging attention
As the old saying goes: familiarity breeds apathy. We need look no further than Bucks star Giannis Antetokounmpo for evidence to support that claim.
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November 10, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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theshovel.bsky.social
A group of men gathered outside of the NSW Parliament in Sydney yesterday to call for the inclusion of erectile dysfunction medication on the Pharmaceutical Benefits Scheme.
Neo Nazis Rally Outside NSW Parliament Demanding Affordable Erectile Dysfunction Treatment — The Shovel
“It’s time to rise up!” one man shouted over a megaphone before adding, “But it’s very, very difficult, given the price of prescriptions these days!”
theshovel.com.au
November 9, 2025 at 11:16 PM
hey-hey-its-jp.bsky.social
Dash Daniels' delectibly devastating denial defense.
(We need Graeme Base to write a basketball book)
#NBL
October 26, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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EJ: "Aaron Gordon has made 10 3-pointers tonight tying Terry Rozier in 2020 for the most in a season opener in NBA history. I kid you not"
October 24, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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luiseach.bsky.social
This cold open will never not make me laugh
October 18, 2025 at 11:14 AM
hey-hey-its-jp.bsky.social
Not all that encouraging, was it.
That said, Miller & Panarin look well short of a gallop and defensively we were solid enough. They can only improve.
Just no pop with the puck, though. That's why I would prefer Morrow to Urho and Parssinen to Sheary/Raddysh.
Can't win if you don't score.
#NYR
October 8, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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hey-hey-its-jp.bsky.social
The New York Rangers forward lines look set...almost.
Places on the third line are up for grabs, with one once highly touted prospect already failing his audition.
#NYR

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Third line remains in flux for Rangers as former promising prospect falls out of favor
While much of the Rangers roster looks set, there remain questions regarding the third line which have only been amplified by the failure of one former first-round pick to take hold of his opportunity...
www.yardbarker.com
October 1, 2025 at 10:50 PM
hey-hey-its-jp.bsky.social
The New York Rangers forward lines look set...almost.
Places on the third line are up for grabs, with one once highly touted prospect already failing his audition.
#NYR

www.yardbarker.com/nhl/articles...
Third line remains in flux for Rangers as former promising prospect falls out of favor
While much of the Rangers roster looks set, there remain questions regarding the third line which have only been amplified by the failure of one former first-round pick to take hold of his opportunity...
www.yardbarker.com
October 1, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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hey-hey-its-jp.bsky.social
This is a make-or-break season for D'Angelo Russell. For YardBarker, I ask: will D'Lo rebound into his best form, or are we witnessing the beginning of a terminal decline?
#NBA
www.yardbarker.com/nba/articles...
Is D’Angelo Russell primed for a bounce-back campaign?
Is Russell set to have a strong campaign as he enters a pivotal season in his career?
www.yardbarker.com
August 27, 2025 at 1:32 PM
hey-hey-its-jp.bsky.social
This is a make-or-break season for D'Angelo Russell. For YardBarker, I ask: will D'Lo rebound into his best form, or are we witnessing the beginning of a terminal decline?
#NBA
www.yardbarker.com/nba/articles...
Is D’Angelo Russell primed for a bounce-back campaign?
Is Russell set to have a strong campaign as he enters a pivotal season in his career?
www.yardbarker.com
August 27, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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shanelear.bsky.social
Mad TV was spot-on three decades ago.
August 20, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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thebandcake.bsky.social
Ahem
August 12, 2025 at 6:46 PM
hey-hey-its-jp.bsky.social
For YardBarker, I took a look at a selection of second year @nba.com players to keep an eye on.
#NBA
www.yardbarker.com/nba/articles...
Four second-year players to watch for in 2025-26 NBA season
Second-year development is always fascinating to watch and with some players entering very different scenarios from year one to year two, let’s take a look at the sophomores that we should be watching...
www.yardbarker.com
August 11, 2025 at 11:40 PM
hey-hey-its-jp.bsky.social
Brooklyn Nets guard Cam Thomas remains in a standoff with his club. Who will win the staring contest?
#NBA
www.yardbarker.com/nba/articles...
Who will win the Nets-Cam Thomas staring contest?
A standoff here could become a key storyline during the NBA offseason.
www.yardbarker.com
August 3, 2025 at 12:01 AM
hey-hey-its-jp.bsky.social
The famous 'dildo drill'.
sickoscommittee.org Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · Jul 31
From Ole Miss Football

Locked in 🔒
July 31, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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uncleduke1969.bsky.social
*looks up*
*looks down*
*looks up*
*looks down*
*turns blueprints over*

“Shit.”
A one story house sits upside-down on a dirt lot.
July 28, 2025 at 8:32 PM
hey-hey-its-jp.bsky.social
The New York Rangers still have a hole to be filled on the blue line. Could Matt Grzelyck be the man to fill that hole?
#NHL
www.yardbarker.com/nhl/articles...
Could a reunion be in the cards for Rangers HC and this defenseman?
New York Rangers general manager Chris Drury has enjoyed an excellent offseason thus far, ticking items off his ‘to do’ list with encouraging regularity.
www.yardbarker.com
July 25, 2025 at 1:11 AM