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The thing with taking your practically deaf dad to A&E is that he thinks every name they call out is his. At one point he thought his name was Cynthia.
November 27, 2025 at 9:48 AM
The thing with taking your practically deaf dad to A&E is that he thinks every name they call out is his. At one point he thought his name was Cynthia.
Asked mum who the cute christmas card on the windowsill was from and she replied "Damart"
November 26, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Asked mum who the cute christmas card on the windowsill was from and she replied "Damart"
Checking my stocks and shares lately be like
November 25, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Checking my stocks and shares lately be like
Winning the roast but finding a way to make the loser feel even more shit about themselves than they already did feels very on-brand for Bones #DragRaceUK
November 24, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Winning the roast but finding a way to make the loser feel even more shit about themselves than they already did feels very on-brand for Bones #DragRaceUK
Sure sex is great but have you ever left the oven door open in a freezing cold kitchen after heating something up
November 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Sure sex is great but have you ever left the oven door open in a freezing cold kitchen after heating something up
Absolutely blasted Love & Tears by Naomi Campbell, highly recommend.
November 21, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Absolutely blasted Love & Tears by Naomi Campbell, highly recommend.
There's a place for slow meandering dramas where nothing much happens but Wild Cherry is not it.
November 20, 2025 at 12:57 PM
There's a place for slow meandering dramas where nothing much happens but Wild Cherry is not it.
The way our garage becomes a storage facility for carrots in the winter so they're no longer crowding the salad bin almost makes the freezing weather worthwhile.
November 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM
The way our garage becomes a storage facility for carrots in the winter so they're no longer crowding the salad bin almost makes the freezing weather worthwhile.
What I looked like in my head when I tried to warm myself up with a bop
November 17, 2025 at 2:22 PM
What I looked like in my head when I tried to warm myself up with a bop
I've over-minted the salad so our dinner guests are basically eating chick peas dressed in listerine.
November 16, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I've over-minted the salad so our dinner guests are basically eating chick peas dressed in listerine.
Starting to think I'm addicted to psychological dramas about staggeringly rich people with stunning houses having their lives turned upside down by a stranger #Malice
November 16, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Starting to think I'm addicted to psychological dramas about staggeringly rich people with stunning houses having their lives turned upside down by a stranger #Malice
Mushrooms on toast is just a really underrated god tier lunch isn't it
November 14, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Mushrooms on toast is just a really underrated god tier lunch isn't it
Aimee Lou Wood's love interest in Daddy Issues is a dreamboat
November 13, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Aimee Lou Wood's love interest in Daddy Issues is a dreamboat
I've felt more excitement about a root canal
November 13, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I've felt more excitement about a root canal
If they bring James Bond back from the dead then I demand justice for our selfless queen. Let her be out there living her best life in killer eyeshadow.
November 11, 2025 at 12:18 PM
If they bring James Bond back from the dead then I demand justice for our selfless queen. Let her be out there living her best life in killer eyeshadow.
Never related more to the trepidation felt by folk that queue online for concert tickets
November 11, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Never related more to the trepidation felt by folk that queue online for concert tickets
Catastrophic brain freeze this morning on the phone to dad's doctor trying to locate the word laxative and coming out with latex.
November 10, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Catastrophic brain freeze this morning on the phone to dad's doctor trying to locate the word laxative and coming out with latex.
I'm sorry but this changes everything
November 9, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I'm sorry but this changes everything
If only queens put as much preparation into Snatch Game as their exit lines ##DragRaceUK
November 8, 2025 at 12:07 PM
If only queens put as much preparation into Snatch Game as their exit lines ##DragRaceUK
If this hasn't sealed the Strictly gig for Alan I don't know what could #CelebrityTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 10:19 PM
If this hasn't sealed the Strictly gig for Alan I don't know what could #CelebrityTraitors
Poor Nick about to face a backlash fiercer than his character got in Ted Lasso season 3 #CelebrityTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Poor Nick about to face a backlash fiercer than his character got in Ted Lasso season 3 #CelebrityTraitors
Oh god that shook me more than when Scott kissed Jane behind Charlene's back on Neighbours #CelebrityTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Oh god that shook me more than when Scott kissed Jane behind Charlene's back on Neighbours #CelebrityTraitors
The reason I'd be so bad at this is nothing to do with bad instincts but because I'd pick the wrong pouch by mistake at the end game. #CelebrityTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 9:56 PM
The reason I'd be so bad at this is nothing to do with bad instincts but because I'd pick the wrong pouch by mistake at the end game. #CelebrityTraitors
I feel like silent banishments sound like a better twist than they actually are. The Irish final was exceptional because they kept revealing their identities til the very end. #CelebrityTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I feel like silent banishments sound like a better twist than they actually are. The Irish final was exceptional because they kept revealing their identities til the very end. #CelebrityTraitors