Hershel Bronev
@hershelbronev.bsky.social
Future archaeologist!
(parody account)
(parody account)
To do list!
1) Take down Targent.
2) Find the Azran legacy.
1) Take down Targent.
2) Find the Azran legacy.
June 9, 2025 at 6:20 PM
To do list!
1) Take down Targent.
2) Find the Azran legacy.
1) Take down Targent.
2) Find the Azran legacy.
This house is massive...!! I can't even seem to find any other people!
Oh well. I suppose I should be resting now, anyway.
Oh well. I suppose I should be resting now, anyway.
June 3, 2025 at 10:55 PM
This house is massive...!! I can't even seem to find any other people!
Oh well. I suppose I should be resting now, anyway.
Oh well. I suppose I should be resting now, anyway.
Woah, it's been a while since I was here.... I'm a bit lost, I think. Literally.
June 3, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Woah, it's been a while since I was here.... I'm a bit lost, I think. Literally.
Ugh, you know... I don't feel so good. Maybe Angela hit me harder than I thought.
May 4, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Ugh, you know... I don't feel so good. Maybe Angela hit me harder than I thought.
......Dad? Dad! Dad!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hi Dad!!!!
April 28, 2025 at 7:34 PM
......Dad? Dad! Dad!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hi Dad!!!!
Targent... Targent...... haven't I heard that name before?
(it feels so long ago. am I dreaming?)
(it feels so long ago. am I dreaming?)
April 20, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Targent... Targent...... haven't I heard that name before?
(it feels so long ago. am I dreaming?)
(it feels so long ago. am I dreaming?)
Targent? Isn't that some American shop?
April 19, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Targent? Isn't that some American shop?
...Teddy? Is this you?
(you don't have the same eyes as him. And you seem way too old. Older than me even....?)
(you don't have the same eyes as him. And you seem way too old. Older than me even....?)
April 2, 2025 at 6:41 PM
...Teddy? Is this you?
(you don't have the same eyes as him. And you seem way too old. Older than me even....?)
(you don't have the same eyes as him. And you seem way too old. Older than me even....?)
Phew, we're out..... now is someone going to tell me what all that was about???
March 16, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Phew, we're out..... now is someone going to tell me what all that was about???
Y'know, I don't smell any smoke... do you guys think we should head back into the hotel to make sure everyone's okay?
March 16, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Y'know, I don't smell any smoke... do you guys think we should head back into the hotel to make sure everyone's okay?
Ugh........ I feel kind of sick.......
March 12, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Ugh........ I feel kind of sick.......
Digging a hole. This is the life.
March 11, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Digging a hole. This is the life.
Going on a walk. Maybe I'll find some artefacts!!
March 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Going on a walk. Maybe I'll find some artefacts!!
People are becoming women? Can..... I be a woman then?
March 10, 2025 at 6:25 PM
People are becoming women? Can..... I be a woman then?
Maybe if I can figure out a way to get back to my normal life, I can fix everything. Stop Targent. Stop my father from- from-
(nonono can't think too much about that. can fix everything!! just need to get back. everything will be okay everything will be okay I just need to try a little harder)
(nonono can't think too much about that. can fix everything!! just need to get back. everything will be okay everything will be okay I just need to try a little harder)
March 8, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Maybe if I can figure out a way to get back to my normal life, I can fix everything. Stop Targent. Stop my father from- from-
(nonono can't think too much about that. can fix everything!! just need to get back. everything will be okay everything will be okay I just need to try a little harder)
(nonono can't think too much about that. can fix everything!! just need to get back. everything will be okay everything will be okay I just need to try a little harder)
I killed it. I killed it I killed it I KILLED IT I KILLED IT
March 5, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I killed it. I killed it I killed it I KILLED IT I KILLED IT
Okay I think I outran Claire! I can now do my science experiment in peace. FINALLY.
(...how far did I run? This place seems a little... strange...)
(...how far did I run? This place seems a little... strange...)
March 4, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Okay I think I outran Claire! I can now do my science experiment in peace. FINALLY.
(...how far did I run? This place seems a little... strange...)
(...how far did I run? This place seems a little... strange...)
Managed to find some of Doctor Goon's plant-killing beer! Through legal means! Now it's time to get experimenting!!!!!!!
(hopefully Claire and Dimitri won't mind...)
(hopefully Claire and Dimitri won't mind...)
March 4, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Managed to find some of Doctor Goon's plant-killing beer! Through legal means! Now it's time to get experimenting!!!!!!!
(hopefully Claire and Dimitri won't mind...)
(hopefully Claire and Dimitri won't mind...)
No way, there's a famous archaeologist here with the same name as me! That's so cool!
February 28, 2025 at 8:20 PM
No way, there's a famous archaeologist here with the same name as me! That's so cool!