Kevin (they/he)
herrsatan.bsky.social
Kevin (they/he)
@herrsatan.bsky.social
Protect trans kids
ACAB
#actuallyautistic
Durm, NC
My fourth-quarter pipedreams are seeming more and more worth fighting for.
They're building landing strips for GAY MARTIANS
October 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
The OG series stayed good for way longer than it had any right to. I think the last couple seasons got a little wonky but still pretty solid.
September 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
The new season is somehow mostly still good?? Aside from Dale's voice.
September 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Was it actually called "The Pool One?" Because that seems completely plausible.
August 24, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Yeah, Unbreakable kind of slapped. I don't think he really lost me until the Happening or whatever that one was called.
August 24, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Reposted by Kevin (they/he)
i made a chart
June 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM
It's very impressive that you managed to cosplay as two hobbits in a trenchcoat while still keeping it appropriately tawdry.
June 1, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Oh wow, diagramming might be the only good thing that happened to me at Catholic school.
May 20, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Oh no
May 7, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I'm having a hard time being optimistic about anything but this is pretty cool I guess. The bar is several stories below ground at this point.
May 6, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I'm really sorry this happened.

There are a lot of unforgivable things here, and this is the least of them, but I keep dry-heaving at the phrase "cummy vid." Surely we have better naming technology for this by now.
April 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
That is definitely a "flee the country" situation
April 11, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Be the naked neighbor you want to see in the world
April 5, 2025 at 8:40 PM
*glances around at the local scene* Wellllll...

Also, alliteration always advances articles' attractive-est attributes!
April 3, 2025 at 6:49 PM
You could go with "domming dystopia" and then at least have the defense that it's alliterative?
April 3, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I used to drink Red Bull all the time in college when I worked overnights. I think it's like cocaine for people who are too risk-averse to actually do cocaine. I regret everything.
April 3, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I mean, only one of those has a hair metal song about it?
March 18, 2025 at 2:50 AM
French silk sounds really good; I don't think I've had one of those before
March 18, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Who knew the title of this song was actually an imperative
February 8, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Lololol get his ass
February 8, 2025 at 2:56 AM
So you're saying you're not a guy?
February 7, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Wow, this seems like a very good and normal way to unsubscribe from something.
February 7, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I hate it, we don't want him. Apparently autism is the new converting to Christianity.
February 6, 2025 at 3:36 PM