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@hergan416.bsky.social
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they/them, 30s, fan and fanwriter, yuumori (& one piece & ygo), multiship, proship, comships, anti-censorship

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hergan416.bsky.social
Ok this is fun

Since I'm spending time here instead of writing... here's my Umamusume Trainer Card!
Trainer Card belonging to user Hergan The left is a zoomed in image of the evil golshi support card focused on her face. The right side lists the following details: Title: BLAZE Team Rank: B3 158056 Hergan ID: 238 149 246 535 Club: Seggshaver (I'm the club leader - if you are active and wanna help launder shoes with me please join!) Rank/Trials Class 30094/Class 5 Star Umamusume: Silence Suzuka, Rank A, 3 star Sped, 2 star medium 1 star unique Career Support: Kitasan Black, Level 35 Comment: Let's have fun! (copyright Cygames Inc.) Back of trainer card listing the full sparks of my star umamusume Spark Information Silence Suzuka - A 3 star speed, 2 star medium, 1 star The view from the lead is mine 2 star Hopeful S. 1 star corner adapt O 1 star Rosy Outlook Parent 1: A Maruzensky 3 star speed, 1 star front runner 1 star A Kiss for Courage 2 star Corner Adept O 2 star Moxie 1 star Tenno Sho (Autumn) Parent 2: A Mayano Top Gun 2 star speed, 2 star turf, 2 star Flashy Landing 3 Star Tenno Sho (Autumn), 2 Star Japanese Derby, 1 star Dodging Danger
November 14, 2025 at 5:35 AM
hergan416.bsky.social
From my so-far unnamed #yuumori sheral fic where they meet in what is certainly not a Molly House but also isn't quite a modern gay club.
"Pay first, your tab's full," the barkeep demanded before glancing over at Sherlock's companion. "Maybe your new sugar daddy can help?" he suggested wryly. "Bugger me," Sherlock swore under his breath. "Nah, I got it," he assured before his companion could respond, frantically patting himself down. Eventually he came up with a handful of quid and dropped it into the outstretched hand, holding his breath. Paul counted it, then nodded, taking it away as he left to gather Sherlock's order.
November 13, 2025 at 4:00 AM
hergan416.bsky.social
I thought Nami's thing was tangerines, not oranges but this is really tasty anyway
Nami's mandarin orange cheesecake parfait at Kura Sushi. Clearly a candid shot because I didn't even take the time to move my mound of napkins from the background.
October 25, 2025 at 8:48 PM
hergan416.bsky.social
I truly love this part of the 24 x 27 fic. I'm fairly certain I have shared it before but I like it a lot, so I don't care. I think it's a good dramatic moment. xD
As intended, his double's rage redirected, returning to him. He swung downwards with the sword. Sherlock, already upset well before this turn of events, lunged forward with a shout, attempting to interrupt the sword's arc. Thankfully, his position near the gas was too far away for him to succeed. Liam made no move to block or dodge.
October 18, 2025 at 11:38 PM
hergan416.bsky.social
OH btw I hopped projects. Thought this might excite you.
Screenshot of the Ellipsus documents side panel. Top says "My Work" next to a cloud symbol. The name of the document I'm working on (highlighted is "Experimentation Ch.3" At the bottom of the document box, Ellipsus claims it was last edited 3 min ago. There is an additional draft titled "Author Notes and such." At the bottom of the draft box, Ellipsus claims it was last edited 33 mintues ago.
October 13, 2025 at 6:19 AM
hergan416.bsky.social
From something that is called "the merchandise fic" in my drafts. It's... kind of abandoned? it's from a sherlock week from 2024? 2023? I dunno. I've got just under 5k in it and the smut hasn't even truly started yet lol

sherlilouis, this section has some strong incest themes
Louis was nothing short of perfection. Who would not be turned on by such a vision, regardless of relation? Hopefully Liam would arrive at the same conclusion by the time they were through.
October 13, 2025 at 1:02 AM
hergan416.bsky.social
More Spin Chapter 3. I'm making real progress on it now... when I'm able to write. Thank you meme for making me look at the document tonight, even if I didn't quite done with the edits I was looking for before bedtime.

#yuumori #sherlilouis contains WL incest elements, explicit
Finally, their lips rejoined. Even the collision of their teeth as Louis' pace forced Liam to cant uncontrollably did little to curb their passion. His finger came down harshly on the speed up setting as Sherly's passionate enthusiasm stole his breath.
September 26, 2025 at 4:59 AM
hergan416.bsky.social
From the final chapter of Spin, which is now somewhat stalled by my busy schedule (compounded by my inability to leave the horse girls alone), despite my previous productivity surge.

#yuumori #sherlilouis

This section has stronger WL incest elements than some sections I've previously shared.
"He'll cum too fast," Louis complained, his finger retreating someplace behind Liam's head that he suspected was his brother's mouth. His stomach flopped as his suspicions were confirmed by the muffled tone of his next words. "He'll need a cock ring." "Let him cum too fast," Liam argued impatiently. He didn't want anyone to have to leave the bed again any time soon. "Give him the cock ring next time. I want someone in me now."
September 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM
hergan416.bsky.social
Cleaned one up and posted it, btw. This is a WL focused sherlouis scene, written as an alternative to a Valentine's Day prompt I got this February.

archiveofourown.org/works/642692...
"I'm his brother," Louis returned with conviction, although Sherlock could sense an underlying bitterness to the word. "They have to be platonic chocolates." "Must they?" he challenged, placing his hand back on Louis' waist to steady him through the imagery he intended to set upon him. "Do you think yourself so different from me? You can't hid your yearning just by accusing me of practicing the same art."
September 19, 2025 at 4:02 AM
hergan416.bsky.social
I've already shared this snippet but it's been rewritten a little and I still really like it.

Explicit, #sherlilouis sex ( #yuumori )
Sherly's chest heaved with the effort of breathing, his untied arm holding its place on the headboard now that Liam had backed too far away to hold, as though obeying an unspoken suggestion of Louis'. He glistened with sweat and Liam's spit and precum that no one had bothered to wipe away from the red head of his neglected cock. His knees bowed outward, knocking the inside of Liam's thighs so that his arse was accessible as Louis guided their hands down towards it. But Liam's attention was stolen by the angry, swollen protrusion peaking out from Sherly's foreskin. He felt his mouth watering – could taste the phantom of salt and bitterness on the tip of his tongue.
September 18, 2025 at 8:25 AM
hergan416.bsky.social
MORIARTY THE PATRIOT MONSTER FUCKING MONTH 2025

Presented by me, @needs2hyperfixate.bsky.social and @shmarr.bsky.social. Prompts in the attached graphic & alt text.

Choose a combination of one or both prompts on each day and create something!
Black, red, and white calendar labelled "Moriarty the Patriot Monster Fucker Month Prompts - October 2025" The prompts are, by day: 1. Tentacles / Courting rituals 2. Parasitism / Body worship 3. Human-monster hybrid / Sex pollen 4. Extra limbs / Species rivalry 5. Unclear anatomy / Being overpowered 6. Bioluminescence / Mortal danger 7. Prehensile tail/hair / Isolation 8. Spikes / Enthrallment/mind control 9. Aphrodisiac body fluids / Airborne sex 10. Detachable body part / Ownership 11. Exoskeleton/shell / Body horror 12. Psychic powers / Domming the monster 13. Pheromones / Brothel of the Unusual 14. Extra senses / Sensory deprivation 15. Webs (i.e. spiders) / Magic restraints 16. Mandibles / Permanent bonding 17. Plant monster / Human or monster experimentation 18. Oviposition / Gratitude sex 19. Poison/venom / Adopted by monsters 20. Endling / Poaching/body part harvesting 21. Stone body part / Vore 22. Possession / Size difference 23. Scales / Species misidentification 24. Fangs / Language barrier 25. Cold-blooded / Forced transformation 26. Artificially created monster / Rescue 27. Prey monster (i.e. not a predator) / Human sacrifice 28. Urban legend / Religious ritual 29. Wingfic / Sexual Cannibalism 30. Nonhuman reproduction / Breeding program 31. FREE DAY At the bottom of the calendar, "BONUS! Please make the mods happy by adding one or more of the below elements!" is written. The elements are "Holmes Brother Monster", "Rare Pair", "Monster You've Never Written Before," "Humans Are the True Monsters", "Multiple Kinds of Monsters," "Everyone's a Monster", and "Make Your Own Monster."
September 17, 2025 at 2:46 AM
hergan416.bsky.social
Fuck yes.
A square pan of corn bread, made with yellow corn, sits atop a cooling rack on my countertop.
September 14, 2025 at 9:39 PM
hergan416.bsky.social
Just #yuumori Sherlock getting sensitive about his drug addiction in front of the Lord of Crime (Albert) (This is a sheral fic).
Sherlock scowled, cross. "We can be going now," he prompted, standing from the stool suddenly and pocketing the drug in his frock coat. "Don't have to take it out here."
September 13, 2025 at 1:52 PM
hergan416.bsky.social
I have FIFTEEN instances of the word "hand" or "hands" in my current doc. Which ... kind of makes sense because it's smut and you use your hands a lot during that but JEEZE it's only just over 2000 words RN

Content warnings for sibling incest & rough play that causes bleeding

#sherlilouis #yuumori
Sudden, fiery arousal stifled his complaints as his brother's cock swelled between his cheeks and slid forward to jab his balls. Sherly's lust-filled face assured him it was okay to follow Louis' hand as it now rapidly approached the target. In unison they readjusted their grip on the toy and pressed it forward, until Sherlock received it, white-knuckled, with a loud groan that bordered on a shout. A small trail of blood trickled past the toy's cord and onto the bed, and Louis' hand abruptly left Liam's so that he could interrupt its stream with his forefinger.
September 11, 2025 at 5:00 AM
hergan416.bsky.social
I'm STILL not sold on this off-the-hip bit of scene-setting because I KNOW it is inaccurate, but the whole setting is inaccurate?
No I won't explain more, just that this is a #yuumori fic.
Others like him congregated here. But even this escape was fleeting and came with its own set of dictates. Some rules (like preserving the anonymity of attendees) were a given; the involvement of the outside world was an eminent danger known to all. But others, like the powdered disguise upon his face, were just as unwieldy as any small talk.
September 10, 2025 at 3:28 PM
hergan416.bsky.social
Alright I am just excited about this doc so it's social writing time xD

#sherlilouis #yuumori, Explicit sexual content, this section is more sherliam focused but there is still an element of brother/brother incest (LW)

(I redid the picture and it took the labels off.... woo -.- Sorry to RP)
Sherly's chest heaved with the effort of breathing, his untied arm holding its place on the headboard now that Liam had backed too far away to hold, as though obeying an unspoken suggestion of Louis'. He glistened with sweat and drool and Liam's spit and precum that no one had bothered to wipe away from the red head of his neglected cock. His knees tilted outwards greedily, leaving his proud erection free for observation as Louis guided their hands down towards Sherly's bum. Liam felt his mouth watering as he stared at the angry, swollen protrusion peaking out from Sherly's foreskin — could taste the salt and bitterness without even tilting forward.
September 8, 2025 at 9:19 PM
hergan416.bsky.social
From my #sherlouis umamusume AU, inspired by Daiwa Scarlet/Vodka's careers. This is like... half of the writing done but more exists in my brain? Every time they talk I imagine its them.

#yuumori

(Please ignore that I put this on the wrong word at first... I am also tired, even without a con)
The overnight flight into Japan had been long, and she wanted nothing more than to hurriedly unpack, and then test out her new bed to sleep off the jet lag. Of course, she knew better. She had only given herself a day to get her sleep schedule on track in her new home; it would be much better if she waited until nightfall for such luxuries. She needed to make a good impression here, to prove she was worthy of the name that her sister Albert had bestowed upon her: James Moriarty.
September 3, 2025 at 3:07 PM
hergan416.bsky.social
... shouldn't have looked at the comments, obviously people who can actually draw birds are there. ANYWAY, I have now participated in #DrawABird
Very amateur MS Paint line drawing of a bird. It has an orange beak and orange feet, a black eye, and is otherwise outlined in light blue. It's fairly rotund, it has a wing and a tail.
August 18, 2025 at 4:12 AM
hergan416.bsky.social
Thank you so much @amyhiyori.bsky.social for your hard work on my #sherlouis Umamusume AU commission! It's absolutely lovely!

... we'll see if I ever write the scenes floating around in my head about them, but getting to see them makes me VERY happy!
Sherlock Holmes and Louis James Moriarty from Moriarty the Patriot reimagined as umamusume providing inspiration to a new recruit at the beginning of the URA Finale career. Both wear the Tracen Academy default racewear for 1- or 2- star umas: a purple and white collared vest with three-quarters length sleeves over low-cut red vests with a high curve on the sides that leave their midriffs exposed, plus matching purple school-girl skirt. All clothing items are trimmed with gold accents/buttons/etc. They clasp hands and smile calmly, and a light glows between them, indicating the inspiration about to take place. Louis is on the right side of the frame, her scar hidden by her hair and the angle, while Sherlock is on the left. As a nod to the genderbend, they each have an adornment on their right ear, the indication that the real life horses that umamusume are based off of were stallions. Louis' ear adornment is a knife/dagger ear piercing that crosses her ear. Sherlock's is a circlet that rests on the bottom of her ear, composed of several tiny skulls.
August 12, 2025 at 4:20 AM
hergan416.bsky.social
Just Sherlock doing Sherlock things (buying drugs, being broke)

Yes my sheral fic is historically inaccurate as fuck thank you for asking aldfjka;lsdfa
"Ey Paul," he greeted, smiling at the portly man. "I'll take the usual." "Pay first, your tab's full," the barkeep demanded, glancing at Sherlock's companion with exasperation. Sherlock swore, frantically searching his pockets and coming up with a handful of quid. Paul counted it, and nodded, taking it away as he left to gather Sherlock's order.
July 19, 2025 at 8:38 AM
hergan416.bsky.social
This... is now in a limbo section of "probably getting re-written because I changed something that happened before and it might not make things progress this way" but I still LIKE the passage soooo

Contains LOC/Liam 24 x 27 selfcest [fucking finally]
But what gave a devil like him the right to love himself? To find narcissistic pleasure upon chapped lips as their heads slowly canted right and then crashed together? What gave him the right to carefully card his fingers through sweat-greased hair, freshly sullied after eradicating those he'd chosen to condemn? What gave him the right to open his mouth, chasing sour breath with his tongue, using every trick that he had discovered at Sherly's side these last three years with the intent of arousing equivalent interest in his younger self?
July 19, 2025 at 8:33 AM
hergan416.bsky.social
Discovering that I seem to overuse the phrase "once more" aldkjfas;ldf

This WIP was started to fill the "merchandise" fic on the Sherly week event last? year? Maybe the year before?

Content warning: brother/brother incest (sherlilouis)
“Uhhhn, Sher–” Liam began.  Sherlock felt himself straining, his chest aching with desire to cum as he heard the beginnings of his name on Liam's lips. He closed his eyes, trying to breathe steadily through the event and abate his body's natural desire– only to be once more shocked as Liam's call abruptly stopped, replaced by a wet noise that Sherlock assumed was Louis' mouth moving against Liam's. His eyes popped back open and he groaned audibly. “Fuck.”
July 17, 2025 at 2:58 AM
hergan416.bsky.social
I feel like I posted this before re: a different word in the wip but...

From the so far untitled sheral fic
"Impatient as I may be," Sherlock drawled, turning his head to lick a stripe up the man's exposed neck and watch him shiver, "I must insist we wait here a moment longer. I presume you also understand the tug of one's vices?" "There's no point in holding back in a place like this," the man quoted back at him, waving him on.
July 7, 2025 at 6:32 PM
hergan416.bsky.social
"Someone," not "Somebody" but...
I'm in the middle of re-writing the last half of this again, starting far above where this is, so I am uncertain if this will still fit in-context after I change the actions before it, but I also entirely stand by it.

(24 x 27 will/liam & sherliam fic)
His chest pounded as the implications of the act he'd suggested began to catch up with him. It was one thing to love Sherlock; it would be strange if he didn't love someone with Sherlock's exceptional qualities. And, he had allowed Sherlock to love him in return — selfishly, yes, but also because he could tell how selfish it would be to disallow him from pursuing his interest.
July 6, 2025 at 5:12 PM
hergan416.bsky.social
24 x 27 again, think I'll just spoil the whole fic here xD
But what gave a devil like him the right to love himself? To find narcissistic pleasure upon chapped lips as their heads slowly canted right and then crashed together? What gave him the right to carefully card his fingers through sweat-greased hair, freshly sullied after eradicating those he'd chosen to condemn? What gave him the right to open his mouth, chasing sour breath with his tongue, using every trick that he had discovered at Sherly's side these last three years with the intent of arousing equivalent interest in his younger self?
July 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM