Hercule Pyro
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Hercule Pyro
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The horrors persist.
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My Name Is A Killing Word, Jeeves!
November 29, 2025 at 7:26 PM
It gets *weird*.

John Huston as a strange mashup of Van Helsing and Obi Wan Kenobi doesn't scratch the surface. Nor does Lance Henriksen using Mysterious Space Satanist money to finance a highly successful basketball team.
November 28, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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"But Dune-"
*smack* "HERBERT IS DEEEEAD"

*walks away*
*comes back*
*smack* "AND HIS ESTATE DOESN'T FUND QUEERPHOBIC CAUSES"

*walks away*
*comes back*
*smack* "AND EVEN WHEN HE WAS ALIVE AND A RAGING HOMOPHOBE HE DIDN'T PLEDGE OVER 80% OF HIS NET WORTH TO DESTROYING QUEER PEOPLE"
August 6, 2025 at 7:20 AM
He liked it for the plot.
November 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 9:08 AM