John Huston as a strange mashup of Van Helsing and Obi Wan Kenobi doesn't scratch the surface. Nor does Lance Henriksen using Mysterious Space Satanist money to finance a highly successful basketball team.
John Huston as a strange mashup of Van Helsing and Obi Wan Kenobi doesn't scratch the surface. Nor does Lance Henriksen using Mysterious Space Satanist money to finance a highly successful basketball team.
*smack* "HERBERT IS DEEEEAD"
*walks away*
*comes back*
*smack* "AND HIS ESTATE DOESN'T FUND QUEERPHOBIC CAUSES"
*walks away*
*comes back*
*smack* "AND EVEN WHEN HE WAS ALIVE AND A RAGING HOMOPHOBE HE DIDN'T PLEDGE OVER 80% OF HIS NET WORTH TO DESTROYING QUEER PEOPLE"
*smack* "HERBERT IS DEEEEAD"
*walks away*
*comes back*
*smack* "AND HIS ESTATE DOESN'T FUND QUEERPHOBIC CAUSES"
*walks away*
*comes back*
*smack* "AND EVEN WHEN HE WAS ALIVE AND A RAGING HOMOPHOBE HE DIDN'T PLEDGE OVER 80% OF HIS NET WORTH TO DESTROYING QUEER PEOPLE"