Hephaestus⚒️
@hephaestusx.bsky.social
VERY NSFW!!! Another Bay Area bearded bi He/they of the world. Nerdy audio dude in SF
18+. vulnerable to gingers.
@chilichzfrito.bsky.social &
@brick-built-otter.bsky.social think I’m pretty neat
https://onlyfans.com/hephaestusx for those interested
18+. vulnerable to gingers.
@chilichzfrito.bsky.social &
@brick-built-otter.bsky.social think I’m pretty neat
https://onlyfans.com/hephaestusx for those interested
Pinned
Just spent far too long dissecting why I think the shirt/no pants look is so hot.
Good Morning
Good Morning
November 14, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Just spent far too long dissecting why I think the shirt/no pants look is so hot.
Good Morning
Good Morning
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Waiting for him to join me. 😜
November 14, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Waiting for him to join me. 😜
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Hey! Watch out for the speed bumps!
November 13, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Hey! Watch out for the speed bumps!
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This turkey needs stuffing
November 12, 2025 at 2:47 PM
This turkey needs stuffing
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it’s friday somewhere, and at exactly stoned-thirty o’clock
#fcf #fatcockfriday #princealbert #pierceddick #batorpig #freefoot #stachedaddy #pitpig
#fcf #fatcockfriday #princealbert #pierceddick #batorpig #freefoot #stachedaddy #pitpig
November 14, 2025 at 4:44 AM
it’s friday somewhere, and at exactly stoned-thirty o’clock
#fcf #fatcockfriday #princealbert #pierceddick #batorpig #freefoot #stachedaddy #pitpig
#fcf #fatcockfriday #princealbert #pierceddick #batorpig #freefoot #stachedaddy #pitpig
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You guys didn’t appreciate this enough the first time
November 11, 2025 at 5:44 PM
You guys didn’t appreciate this enough the first time
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Missed humpday, but I didn't want to deprive you all of this ass for too long
November 13, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Missed humpday, but I didn't want to deprive you all of this ass for too long
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A year older now (happy scorpio season)
November 13, 2025 at 10:47 PM
A year older now (happy scorpio season)
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This is why your ranked teammate is afk
March 31, 2025 at 12:34 AM
This is why your ranked teammate is afk
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Next time I’m in Chicago, Seattle or NY whose hole or pole should I bully?
November 13, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Next time I’m in Chicago, Seattle or NY whose hole or pole should I bully?
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Cozy outfit for a rainy work from home day.
November 13, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Cozy outfit for a rainy work from home day.
Kinda want another neck tattoo…
November 13, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Kinda want another neck tattoo…
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The face / the cheeks
November 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
The face / the cheeks
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Hellboy 🚿
commission for lombaxzord
commission for lombaxzord
November 13, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Hellboy 🚿
commission for lombaxzord
commission for lombaxzord
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I promise this pup was given permission to be on the couch!🐶✨
November 13, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I promise this pup was given permission to be on the couch!🐶✨
50 goon dates
November 13, 2025 at 3:01 AM
50 goon dates
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many uses for this, allegedly
November 12, 2025 at 5:37 PM
many uses for this, allegedly
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hump day / laundry day
November 12, 2025 at 5:03 PM
hump day / laundry day
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Tummy Tuesday? Tushy Tuesday?
Whatever, here’s my hairy ass
Whatever, here’s my hairy ass
November 11, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Tummy Tuesday? Tushy Tuesday?
Whatever, here’s my hairy ass
Whatever, here’s my hairy ass
