@heornerd.bsky.social
Researcher. Big fan of STEM and crass humor. My views are my own
I wonder if the Vikings knew by fucking around with England they would end up losing their gods if they would still do it
April 17, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I wonder if the Vikings knew by fucking around with England they would end up losing their gods if they would still do it
My favorite part of the day is when I get to eat my vitamin gummies
March 17, 2025 at 3:20 PM
My favorite part of the day is when I get to eat my vitamin gummies
I used to never get shrimp burritos from Beto’s then I stopped fearing death
January 12, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I used to never get shrimp burritos from Beto’s then I stopped fearing death
Sometimes the only thing that keeps me going is that my PI once told me I remind me of him when he was younger and most times that’s enough
December 28, 2024 at 6:07 PM
Sometimes the only thing that keeps me going is that my PI once told me I remind me of him when he was younger and most times that’s enough
Yeah, sex is cool but have you ever hit such a beautiful backhand drive to win the point that a spectator cheered for you?
December 26, 2024 at 10:27 PM
Yeah, sex is cool but have you ever hit such a beautiful backhand drive to win the point that a spectator cheered for you?
My partner nicknamed me Shai-Hulud because she “likes riding that big worm”
December 20, 2024 at 11:01 PM
My partner nicknamed me Shai-Hulud because she “likes riding that big worm”
It’s bananas that my insomnia is so shitty I can double up on my sedatives and not feel an ounce of sleepy. Did I say bananas? I meant bullshit
December 20, 2024 at 7:57 AM
It’s bananas that my insomnia is so shitty I can double up on my sedatives and not feel an ounce of sleepy. Did I say bananas? I meant bullshit
Creature Commandos on Max is surprisingly excellent
December 19, 2024 at 3:30 PM
Creature Commandos on Max is surprisingly excellent
I have a fantasy where I own my own detective agency in a small office (me and one receptionist) and get to wear a dog eared old coat and drink at all hours of the day and night
December 19, 2024 at 2:32 AM
I have a fantasy where I own my own detective agency in a small office (me and one receptionist) and get to wear a dog eared old coat and drink at all hours of the day and night
I think I’ll cry about my decaying body and the passage of time now
December 18, 2024 at 11:04 PM
I think I’ll cry about my decaying body and the passage of time now
I’m going to try tackling a 1st authorship next academic year
December 11, 2024 at 10:37 PM
I’m going to try tackling a 1st authorship next academic year
I’m an author on an abstract being submitted to ISPOR and I am ECSTATIC
December 10, 2024 at 1:57 AM
I’m an author on an abstract being submitted to ISPOR and I am ECSTATIC
I fucking hate finals week
December 9, 2024 at 5:40 PM
I fucking hate finals week
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I whisper “oil rig. oxidation is loss, reduction is gain.” way too often for a dude in a dual doctorate program
December 4, 2024 at 5:21 PM
I whisper “oil rig. oxidation is loss, reduction is gain.” way too often for a dude in a dual doctorate program
Gonna start a petition to replace the word function with f(x)
December 4, 2024 at 2:29 PM
Gonna start a petition to replace the word function with f(x)
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Thinking about Her (the scientist in Robocop who looks like Parker Posey)
December 3, 2024 at 9:07 PM
Thinking about Her (the scientist in Robocop who looks like Parker Posey)
I was floating baby names to my partner and suggested the name Horatio after Vice-Admiral Horatio Nelson. Long story short I can never use the name of one of the greatest naval commanders of all time because it rhymes with fellatio
December 3, 2024 at 2:08 PM
I was floating baby names to my partner and suggested the name Horatio after Vice-Admiral Horatio Nelson. Long story short I can never use the name of one of the greatest naval commanders of all time because it rhymes with fellatio
I know I’m having a fucked time in grad school because I count down to graduation not by years, but by semesters.
December 3, 2024 at 5:06 AM
I know I’m having a fucked time in grad school because I count down to graduation not by years, but by semesters.
I should change my handle to Da Vinci because I can procrastinate so fucking hard it’s an art form
December 2, 2024 at 9:27 PM
I should change my handle to Da Vinci because I can procrastinate so fucking hard it’s an art form
God damn have I missed the void. I can be as insane as I want here and that has made me elated
November 26, 2024 at 2:14 PM
God damn have I missed the void. I can be as insane as I want here and that has made me elated
I’ve been dying to tweet since I deleted my account after Elmo purchased twitter and now that I’m here I am absolutely empty headed and thoughtless
November 24, 2024 at 5:13 PM
I’ve been dying to tweet since I deleted my account after Elmo purchased twitter and now that I’m here I am absolutely empty headed and thoughtless
@sterfryed.bsky.social first tweet fuck yeah mother fuckerrrrr
November 23, 2024 at 1:40 AM
@sterfryed.bsky.social first tweet fuck yeah mother fuckerrrrr