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hens. Dragons! Dragoness?
@hens.gay
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21, THEY!!, fur et al., minors shoo plz
hecko! i'm called hensway or hens, but if you catch me alone i'm #######
(chicken "hens" ornitha gallus)
@sonasky.app <- lil species tags!
hensw.github.io, @writ.hens.gay
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hens.gay
well shit
a screenshot of a post-loss empty inventory, save for the 5 grenades in the "safe pocket"
November 26, 2025 at 3:59 AM
hens.gay
i'm going to krill someone
a screenshot of an arc raiders inventory completely filled with grenades
November 26, 2025 at 3:52 AM
hens.gay
if i had the blueprint for this i'd craft a billion of them
there are THREE (3!!!) SAFE POCKET SLOTS
and you get MEDIUM SHIELDS
An infocard for an augment item in ARC Raiders. [Augment] [Epic] Looting Mk. 3 (Survivor) A heavy-duty pack mule augment. Large weight capacity and large backpack space. While downed and stationary, health regenerates up to 75% of max downed health. Durability: 100/100 Max Loadout Weight: 80.0 Shield Compatibility: Light, Medium
November 22, 2025 at 3:59 AM
hens.gay
i might change it actually
a picture in the dark of a dual screen ds-like console with Tomodachi Life open an island is visible on the top screen in fall the bottom screen reads: "penis Island... That's a great name!" (button labelled "OK")
November 15, 2025 at 10:09 PM
hens.gay
twas a different time
November 9, 2025 at 9:09 PM
hens.gay
3 musketeers
a white and blue ceramic bowl full of a light purple rice porridge, a chocolate mini square, slice of banana, and ube chunk sits on a woodgrain-texture countertop. a rice cooker, lip of sink, and vaseline are visible in the background. more top-down view of the bowl and its contents
November 2, 2025 at 7:49 AM
hens.gay
what the heck loll
a screenshot of text that reads BetterExploration ROR2 simply isnt fun anymore, and i think i know why. End Cities are *too common*. To fix this, there is now a 66% chance that buildings on commencement just wont fucking spawn. Leave the map and go find a different commencement.
October 29, 2025 at 7:40 PM
hens.gay
a closeup screenshot of a contestant from The Finals. pictured is the shoulders up of a woman with a full-face silver metallic contoured mask that has glitchy artifacting over top. she is wearing ornate silver armor with gold trim. her hair is long and purple, topped with a purple rose headdress spiked through with long gold pins. a raven made out of pure white marble (save for its beady black eyes) stands on her shoulder. she has bat wings on her back.
October 21, 2025 at 7:00 AM
hens.gay
"DUELER LIGHT"
"FEM RED 1 1 1"
"FEM DARK 1 2"
"WOLF DARK 1 1 1"
"WOLF DARK 1 2 1 1"
the custom contestant skins selection from The Finals, buttons with previews of a variety of skins, with a lot of "furry heads" near the bottom and "red hair glossy black android girl" near the top (18 in total) the fullscreen preview for a skin in The Finals, a red-haired vaguely feminine android with glossy black "skin" and a digitally displayed heart underneath a dramatic red (flowered) eyemask on her otherwise featureless face. her top is a dark gray decorated "authentic" poncho with a leather bandolier. a red and blue fish floats in the air above her shoulder. the title of the outfit is "FEM RED LIGHT 1 1 1" which does not describe the skin at all.
October 19, 2025 at 2:19 AM
hens.gay
YOUTUBE UI REFRESH
IM GONNA BE SICK!!!!!
HEURGHHHHHHHHHH
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
left side of youtube player ui, spacing is all wrong and inconsistent icons are now "bubbly" and rounded
October 17, 2025 at 12:28 AM
hens.gay
and this one's a lie too!
Curve Optimizer Validate Offset: Success [ 16:21:07 Thu,16 Oct ]
October 16, 2025 at 8:22 PM
hens.gay
this is a lie lol
it doesn't apply the values because to do that it needs to restart
so it just runs a stress test and says it passed
Button labelled "Validate Offset" Tooltip reading "Apply CO manual offset values and stress test"
October 16, 2025 at 8:12 PM
hens.gay
my second consumption era of gvt
windows 11 screenshot from 3/17/2023 of firefox with youtube open to "This Ugly PC will BLOW YOUR MIND - All Noctua Gaming PC" by Linus Tech Tips. several noctua-related tabs are open in the background. the suggestions to the right of the video are almost entirely "Girl Voice Trolling" videos by Druew.
October 16, 2025 at 5:44 AM
hens.gay
Twitter tweet textarea filled with the text "theyhinghteyhnr the things that you areknown for are simply the things you do not understand. the paragraphs you've podted, are posting, the things youre posting. the smell of blood in my nose. the violent tang of without withereal wath water west wastewaster werther weather wet weasle wasp waspish part time pastime pastor last twang twice twitch twit twiddle twin twist twig twiv twit twirl twisg twisp that they don't understand yet. they don't plastic parts they can't injection site. the llast chart of the plastic plastic mastery iof body"
October 16, 2025 at 5:40 AM
hens.gay
it's so bad it's genius
a closeup photo of the insides of a pc, specifically the end of a gpu. the end of the gpu is held up from the bottom of the case by two supports, constructed with spare blue plastic spacers and mounting hardware from a cpu cooler kit. the bottom of each support has foam packed/pinned on for some reason.
October 16, 2025 at 3:58 AM
hens.gay
i wish i took a before but trust me, this is better than it looked out of the box
a photo of a partial radiator of an AIO liquid cpu cooler. some of the fins have the dark coating scraped off and appear bent roughly into place
October 15, 2025 at 7:52 AM
hens.gay
from twitter somewhere
A captioned photo of a barn owl standing on a bed or couch in front of colorful cushions or blankets, tilting its head up and looking at the camera cutely while wearing a loosely owl-sized purple felt suit jacket. The caption at the top reads, "Sunday night out!", and at the bottom, "Just kidding. I'm in my jammies." The captions are clearly edited, with "Sunday" in Papyrus font over top a scribbled-/blacked-out section of caption. The rest of the captions are in all capital letters, Impact font.
October 5, 2025 at 2:11 AM
hens.gay
Evil Gartenkobold (not writing) says "I love the Roman Empire" over and over in an edited screenshot
October 3, 2025 at 5:44 AM
hens.gay
the picture didn't matter anymore :3
A screenshot of text that is as follows. A screenshot of a youtube recommended video item. Thumbnail is a suspiciously "photorealistic" (as in, makes one wary of the possibility to any use of "Artificial Intelligence", or image generators) scene of a caucasian man in a blue shirt sitting in a car with an angry expression on his partially reddened face perhaps holding up to his head, in his left hand, which feels as if is tugged towards his head or pulled slightly too close to be what one would expect in such a state, exactly according to as if due to an indecisive blurring of contextual possibilities as would be in an AI generated thumbnail , posed in the clutch of a phone, which according to his current visible face state is being yelled into as his male pattern baldness advancing well onto the top of his head. The title is "Angry in Car", published but certainly not created, taken, or in any way otherwise, participated or contributed to the achievement of this, any significant or crucial part in of, by "Anthony The Funny Dude". It has 1 view. It was made 1 hour ago, and to drive the newness home, YouTube tacked a "New" tag onto the bottom of the text aside the thumbnail. Nestled in the lower right corner of the thumbnail is, quite predictably in value, position, purpose, and presence, a duration indicator, containing the listed length of "0:09".
October 3, 2025 at 5:33 AM
hens.gay
September 21, 2025 at 2:45 AM
hens.gay
by @thisstupidtwink on twitter
a meme variant of "parents checking in on child at computer" the "child" is a photorealistic stork with its feet crudely drawn underneath the desk, saying "YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IM ONLY 23 23 is fledgeling!!" in a speech bubble with several styles of text interposed amongst and pasted over each other the walls contain a "just hatched" and "no chicks allowed" cliparts, as well as an "I Love Tits!" poster with 6 species of tits (birds) depicted. the parents have -jak meme faces and beaks pasted on top.
September 20, 2025 at 10:02 PM
hens.gay
Sorry firefox who do you think you are?
Thumbnail and description of a youtube video titled "how I got over my fear of voice comms in Marvel Rivals" Underneath is a Firefox "Key points" AI feature promotion.
September 16, 2025 at 12:22 AM
hens.gay
A screenshot of a chat with a picture of 2 full 4x4 egg cartons (32 eggs in total) sent by OP, with a message in reply saying "did u lay all of those ??? good girl"
September 14, 2025 at 7:09 PM
hens.gay
i booted rivals just the once and it dares insinuate that i played Mr Fantastic
Today hens achieved Bouncing Ideas As Mister Fantastic, bounce 5 times with a single use of Brainiac Bounce.
September 13, 2025 at 6:07 PM
hens.gay
nah i found the motherlode holy
an old woman with glasses and purple hair holds a magnanimous white rooster
September 7, 2025 at 11:06 PM