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Hen’s Ear Recordings: Job History / One Bedroom / etc.
Fear City Cinema film screening series.
I write about Japanese women’s pro-wrestling on the Unmanned Local Train Substack.
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Fear City Cinema film screening series.
I write about Japanese women’s pro-wrestling on the Unmanned Local Train Substack.
they/them
https://linktr.ee/hens_ear
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· Nov 1
Teej Takes: TJPW Nex Gen ‘25 Semi-Final and Final (10/19/25, 10/25/25)
On the Full Spectrum of Frustration
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a brief(ish) post about the deeply frustrating semi-final and final of the TJPW Nex Gen ‘25 tournament is now up in Unmanned Local Train! sorry the timing is weird! i forgot bc Halloween! open.substack.com/pub/unmanned...
real stuart “correct take haver” iversen hours. THE only person who could make me go “i should probably watch that stardom match…”
It's matches of the month time!
I ramble about forgotten GAEA rookies, Emi Sakura's anniversary gauntlet and more. Give it a read if you've got some time.
ramblingsaboutwrestling.com/2025/12/01/r...
I ramble about forgotten GAEA rookies, Emi Sakura's anniversary gauntlet and more. Give it a read if you've got some time.
ramblingsaboutwrestling.com/2025/12/01/r...
Ramblings About’s Matches of the Month for November 2025
The koala goes for gold. Credit: TJPW Another month, another host of matches that I think you should be watching. There are a couple of wildcards included, but the majority of it is me watching my …
ramblingsaboutwrestling.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:48 AM
real stuart “correct take haver” iversen hours. THE only person who could make me go “i should probably watch that stardom match…”
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Using a dataset of matches in 2025 that women wrestlers participated in, I generated this interactive 3d network graph which shows the strength of the relationships between all the women professional wrestlers in the world (this year).
introvert.net/2025/joshinet/
introvert.net/2025/joshinet/
December 2, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Using a dataset of matches in 2025 that women wrestlers participated in, I generated this interactive 3d network graph which shows the strength of the relationships between all the women professional wrestlers in the world (this year).
introvert.net/2025/joshinet/
introvert.net/2025/joshinet/
ok ok NEXT TUESDAY the first of Unmanned Local Train's End of the Year posts goes up! There will be another every Tuesday until the end of the year! Thank you all for your continued support and patience during the hiatus! here is my editor, in case you’ve been wondering.
December 2, 2025 at 2:50 AM
ok ok NEXT TUESDAY the first of Unmanned Local Train's End of the Year posts goes up! There will be another every Tuesday until the end of the year! Thank you all for your continued support and patience during the hiatus! here is my editor, in case you’ve been wondering.
periodically i get to indoctrinate ppl into the single most beautiful and delicate composition and performance i’ve ever heard and if it’s you this time i’m so happy youtu.be/D5GWRU6HtMg?...
Henry Cow - Rapt in a Blanket
YouTube video by R P
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November 30, 2025 at 5:53 AM
periodically i get to indoctrinate ppl into the single most beautiful and delicate composition and performance i’ve ever heard and if it’s you this time i’m so happy youtu.be/D5GWRU6HtMg?...
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what I want for Christmas: 85" TV
what I'm going to get:
what I'm going to get:
November 30, 2025 at 12:47 AM
what I want for Christmas: 85" TV
what I'm going to get:
what I'm going to get:
i will admit to not appreciating miu/shoko: texas edition nearly as much as i should’ve on first and even second watch, back when i humored myself into thinking i was gonna cover all the stateside shows
November 28, 2025 at 5:35 AM
i will admit to not appreciating miu/shoko: texas edition nearly as much as i should’ve on first and even second watch, back when i humored myself into thinking i was gonna cover all the stateside shows
someday tjpw will be like “what if limbwork…but in a tag” and the world will fundamentally change forever
November 26, 2025 at 5:22 AM
someday tjpw will be like “what if limbwork…but in a tag” and the world will fundamentally change forever
relatedly my roommate theo and i have been doing things in crab mode for several days. easy way to enrich daily life. putting the groceries away? crab mode. five stars
November 26, 2025 at 4:18 AM
relatedly my roommate theo and i have been doing things in crab mode for several days. easy way to enrich daily life. putting the groceries away? crab mode. five stars
raku’s look of “huh didn’t think about this bit oops” as she does the crab mode version of the oyasumi express 🫡 🦀
November 26, 2025 at 4:16 AM
raku’s look of “huh didn’t think about this bit oops” as she does the crab mode version of the oyasumi express 🫡 🦀
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Christina’s World, Andrew Wyeth, 1948
November 25, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Christina’s World, Andrew Wyeth, 1948
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Annual reminder about turkey frying safety:
November 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Annual reminder about turkey frying safety:
should also give you a sense of how far behind i am lol
#ChocoPro 488 is one of the best Ichigaya shows of the year. a wide array of heaters. chie and sayaka do not feel like their pinch-hitting at all
November 24, 2025 at 5:55 AM
should also give you a sense of how far behind i am lol
#ChocoPro 488 is one of the best Ichigaya shows of the year. a wide array of heaters. chie and sayaka do not feel like their pinch-hitting at all
November 24, 2025 at 5:49 AM
#ChocoPro 488 is one of the best Ichigaya shows of the year. a wide array of heaters. chie and sayaka do not feel like their pinch-hitting at all
someone in this bar just said “this song has big Saw vibes.” he was referring to “Gimme Shelter”.
November 24, 2025 at 3:42 AM
someone in this bar just said “this song has big Saw vibes.” he was referring to “Gimme Shelter”.
punishingly bad bald-spot-centric video of billy woods at BAM
November 23, 2025 at 10:20 PM
punishingly bad bald-spot-centric video of billy woods at BAM
he then proceeded to watch 50+ clips of contemporary tv action sequences by opening each of his streaming apps and scrubbing thru random episodes til he found one. he kept each app open afterward. his phone must’ve been 200 degrees by the end
watched an adult man on the train google “best tv scenes” and i think not only is capitalism over, everything is over and we should just go back to being euglenas or w/e. animated gelatinous masses bumping into other slightly different animated gelatinous masses. shut it down
November 22, 2025 at 10:26 PM
he then proceeded to watch 50+ clips of contemporary tv action sequences by opening each of his streaming apps and scrubbing thru random episodes til he found one. he kept each app open afterward. his phone must’ve been 200 degrees by the end
watched an adult man on the train google “best tv scenes” and i think not only is capitalism over, everything is over and we should just go back to being euglenas or w/e. animated gelatinous masses bumping into other slightly different animated gelatinous masses. shut it down
November 22, 2025 at 4:18 AM
watched an adult man on the train google “best tv scenes” and i think not only is capitalism over, everything is over and we should just go back to being euglenas or w/e. animated gelatinous masses bumping into other slightly different animated gelatinous masses. shut it down
angel’s egg 4k remaster review:
November 20, 2025 at 3:47 AM
angel’s egg 4k remaster review:
i love rookies and rookie matches, but this addresses two important issues they face: surpassing the hype and fleshing things out
A ramble about Senka Akatsuki vs Spike Nishimura in which I talk about hype, the joy of watching a wrestler figure themselves out and where Senka is going.
#SENJO #マーベラスプロレス
ramblingsaboutwrestling.com/2025/11/18/s...
#SENJO #マーベラスプロレス
ramblingsaboutwrestling.com/2025/11/18/s...
Senka Akatsuki vs Spike Nishimura, Chihiro Hashimoto 10th Anniversary Show ~ KAIBUTSU A DECADE (16/11/25), Sendai Girls
Serious face. Credit: Screenshot Five minutes can make a big difference. No one, outside of the minuscule Marvelous bubble, was talking about Senka Akatsuki until five minutes in Las Vegas changed …
ramblingsaboutwrestling.com
November 19, 2025 at 4:21 AM
i love rookies and rookie matches, but this addresses two important issues they face: surpassing the hype and fleshing things out
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It's that time of year again where in conversation with coworkers someone inevitably mentions something about raking their leaves in passing & I pretend to be normal about it & not scream about how much of a stupid waste of time it is & anyway I didn't realize you fucking hate fireflies you monster.
November 16, 2025 at 9:21 PM
It's that time of year again where in conversation with coworkers someone inevitably mentions something about raking their leaves in passing & I pretend to be normal about it & not scream about how much of a stupid waste of time it is & anyway I didn't realize you fucking hate fireflies you monster.
Reposted by sebastian ☁️
due to a prolonged and exhausting internet issue as well as a litany of personal problems i won’t get into, Unmanned Local Train is taking a little break
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
due to a prolonged and exhausting internet issue as well as a litany of personal problems i won’t get into, Unmanned Local Train is taking a little break
Reposted by sebastian ☁️
Another month, another TJPW Korakuen to ramble about. Includes my thoughts on sincerity, Wee Koalas and more.
Give it a read if you have a chance!
ramblingsaboutwrestling.com/2025/11/10/t...
Give it a read if you have a chance!
ramblingsaboutwrestling.com/2025/11/10/t...
TJPW All Rise ’25 (9/11/25) Review
Guns on display. Credit: TJPW It feels like we went a while without any TJPW Korakuens, and now we’ve had two fairly close together. I won’t lie, the card for this one didn’t exci…
ramblingsaboutwrestling.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Another month, another TJPW Korakuen to ramble about. Includes my thoughts on sincerity, Wee Koalas and more.
Give it a read if you have a chance!
ramblingsaboutwrestling.com/2025/11/10/t...
Give it a read if you have a chance!
ramblingsaboutwrestling.com/2025/11/10/t...