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Webpage: https://legg.wp.st-andrews.ac.uk/
You think a glorified penguin is going to go toe-to-toe with Gandalf? Come off it.
You think a glorified penguin is going to go toe-to-toe with Gandalf? Come off it.
Still there on their science page, now with a seemingly AI generated picture: www.bbc.co.uk/news/science...
Still there on their science page, now with a seemingly AI generated picture: www.bbc.co.uk/news/science...
You see, correlation does imply causation! The AI just knows better than us feeble humans ;)
You see, correlation does imply causation! The AI just knows better than us feeble humans ;)
They're brilliant: Here's the explanation why GMO corn growth in North Dakota correlates with Google Searches about headaches.
They're brilliant: Here's the explanation why GMO corn growth in North Dakota correlates with Google Searches about headaches.
(and we all know that correlation *does* imply causation, right?!)
www.thetimes.com/uk-universit...
(and we all know that correlation *does* imply causation, right?!)
www.thetimes.com/uk-universit...
- Grug, circa 50,000 BC
“We must make Majorana work. Stop asking why InAs no good.”
- Microsoft, 2025
pubs.aip.org/physicstoday...
- Grug, circa 50,000 BC
“We must make Majorana work. Stop asking why InAs no good.”
- Microsoft, 2025
pubs.aip.org/physicstoday...
In other news: I have decided to patent my protocol for optimising the number of angels that can dance on the head of a pin. It’s a real breakthrough for angel based quantum computing.
In other news: I have decided to patent my protocol for optimising the number of angels that can dance on the head of a pin. It’s a real breakthrough for angel based quantum computing.
Let's check the scoreboard:
- Names for critics: Endless
- Topological qubits: 0
www.theregister.com/2025/07/31/m...
Let's check the scoreboard:
- Names for critics: Endless
- Topological qubits: 0
www.theregister.com/2025/07/31/m...
All authors contributed to this manuscript as inhabitants of planet earth
All authors contributed to this manuscript as inhabitants of planet earth
How much electricity was wasted finding this peak in a sea of noise?
How much electricity was wasted finding this peak in a sea of noise?
p.s. yes, that is my local whisky distillery now visible in the distance…
p.s. yes, that is my local whisky distillery now visible in the distance…
Although it must be said: he did not confirm whether the pizza costs $1+ billion and after 17 years all that's produced is some noise.
Although it must be said: he did not confirm whether the pizza costs $1+ billion and after 17 years all that's produced is some noise.
Just your typical shoestring outfit: 100+ people and $1 billion+ burnt
As if we needed any more evidence that this team is now fully detached from reality...
Just your typical shoestring outfit: 100+ people and $1 billion+ burnt
As if we needed any more evidence that this team is now fully detached from reality...
Microsoft Quantum now: It's not surprising the protocol evolved!
Microsoft Quantum now: It's not surprising the protocol evolved!
All fine here. Move along.
All fine here. Move along.