Lacey Underall
@hemmcue.bsky.social
Stop annoying me. Yeah, I play my music loud.
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Going back to dial-up so I get my bad news slower
February 16, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Going back to dial-up so I get my bad news slower
Kinda hope the rapture is real because I really wouldn’t mind being rid of these people.
January 30, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Kinda hope the rapture is real because I really wouldn’t mind being rid of these people.
Why is Run The Jewels in a Turbo Tax commercial?
January 17, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Why is Run The Jewels in a Turbo Tax commercial?
The holidays make me think of home.
December 23, 2024 at 3:18 AM
The holidays make me think of home.
Several drones spotted over my neighborhood. Making my way to the bunker with 27 pounds of Spam and a flashlight.
December 23, 2024 at 3:09 AM
Several drones spotted over my neighborhood. Making my way to the bunker with 27 pounds of Spam and a flashlight.
Gentle reminder that Boogie Nights is a Christmas movie.
December 23, 2024 at 3:03 AM
Gentle reminder that Boogie Nights is a Christmas movie.
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We have entered the season of no meal rules. Dessert is breakfast. Dinner is lunch. A snack is an entire honey-mustard ham
December 21, 2024 at 6:42 PM
We have entered the season of no meal rules. Dessert is breakfast. Dinner is lunch. A snack is an entire honey-mustard ham
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i choose to believe the singer is proud of his angel for being a centerfold
December 21, 2024 at 8:03 PM
i choose to believe the singer is proud of his angel for being a centerfold
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December, 34 AD:
“I miss Jesus.”
“I’m gonna bring a tree into the house. He would’ve loved that shit.”
“I miss Jesus.”
“I’m gonna bring a tree into the house. He would’ve loved that shit.”
December 21, 2024 at 6:47 PM
December, 34 AD:
“I miss Jesus.”
“I’m gonna bring a tree into the house. He would’ve loved that shit.”
“I miss Jesus.”
“I’m gonna bring a tree into the house. He would’ve loved that shit.”
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In MY day we called it “butt stuff.”
December 21, 2024 at 10:18 PM
In MY day we called it “butt stuff.”
In high school, I once saw a kid pick up another kid and throw him off of a flight of stairs. Is that normal?
December 21, 2024 at 4:23 AM
In high school, I once saw a kid pick up another kid and throw him off of a flight of stairs. Is that normal?
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CHARLIE BROWN: happy holidays!
CHARLIE BROWN’S PARENTS: wampwahwahwah
CHARLIE BROWN: it’s not a war on Christmas, it’s just respecting people who celebrate other holidays
CHARLIE BROWN’S PARENTS: wahwahwampwah
CHARLIE BROWN: no, Jesus wasn’t white
CHARLIE BROWN’S PARENTS: wampwahwahwah
CHARLIE BROWN: it’s not a war on Christmas, it’s just respecting people who celebrate other holidays
CHARLIE BROWN’S PARENTS: wahwahwampwah
CHARLIE BROWN: no, Jesus wasn’t white
December 21, 2024 at 3:39 AM
CHARLIE BROWN: happy holidays!
CHARLIE BROWN’S PARENTS: wampwahwahwah
CHARLIE BROWN: it’s not a war on Christmas, it’s just respecting people who celebrate other holidays
CHARLIE BROWN’S PARENTS: wahwahwampwah
CHARLIE BROWN: no, Jesus wasn’t white
CHARLIE BROWN’S PARENTS: wampwahwahwah
CHARLIE BROWN: it’s not a war on Christmas, it’s just respecting people who celebrate other holidays
CHARLIE BROWN’S PARENTS: wahwahwampwah
CHARLIE BROWN: no, Jesus wasn’t white
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in christmas elf culture it’s actually expected to toil. it’s not problematic that santa keeps them up there. it’s hard to judge the situation accurately as an outsider
December 21, 2024 at 3:43 AM
in christmas elf culture it’s actually expected to toil. it’s not problematic that santa keeps them up there. it’s hard to judge the situation accurately as an outsider
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My dad suggested we watch an hour-long documentary on the making of Wham’s Last Christmas and revealed to us at the end that he’d never once heard the song before
December 21, 2024 at 3:45 AM
My dad suggested we watch an hour-long documentary on the making of Wham’s Last Christmas and revealed to us at the end that he’d never once heard the song before
This guy on the tv commercial had a threehead, I swear.
December 21, 2024 at 3:49 AM
This guy on the tv commercial had a threehead, I swear.
There’s a big difference between having zeal, being overzealous, and being a zealot.
December 16, 2024 at 2:25 AM
There’s a big difference between having zeal, being overzealous, and being a zealot.
If you have ever played this game, you may be entitled to compensation for your generalized anxiety disorder.
December 10, 2024 at 3:53 AM
If you have ever played this game, you may be entitled to compensation for your generalized anxiety disorder.
Free song parody idea: Make the song “Rumpshaker” about the Amish and call it “Rumspringa”. It basically writes itself.
November 30, 2024 at 4:27 AM
Free song parody idea: Make the song “Rumpshaker” about the Amish and call it “Rumspringa”. It basically writes itself.
Post a picture of yourself from another era.
November 30, 2024 at 2:46 AM
Post a picture of yourself from another era.
Starting to worry there won’t be enough turkey. Wondering if I should sneak a rotisserie chicken in there…
November 28, 2024 at 3:54 PM
Starting to worry there won’t be enough turkey. Wondering if I should sneak a rotisserie chicken in there…
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I love those "van life" videos. Might do it myself someday. Live free on the road, see the world, become impossible to subpoena
November 27, 2024 at 3:16 AM
I love those "van life" videos. Might do it myself someday. Live free on the road, see the world, become impossible to subpoena
I’m thinking about becoming one of those rockabilly Japanese guys. Hang out in the park dancing all day in my pointy shoes.
November 26, 2024 at 4:06 AM
I’m thinking about becoming one of those rockabilly Japanese guys. Hang out in the park dancing all day in my pointy shoes.
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Buddha: Holding onto anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die.
Me taking notes: 𝘉𝘶𝘥𝘥𝘩𝘢 𝘴𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘰𝘪𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘖𝘛𝘏𝘌𝘙 𝘨𝘶𝘺
Me taking notes: 𝘉𝘶𝘥𝘥𝘩𝘢 𝘴𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘰𝘪𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘖𝘛𝘏𝘌𝘙 𝘨𝘶𝘺
May 20, 2023 at 12:43 PM
Buddha: Holding onto anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die.
Me taking notes: 𝘉𝘶𝘥𝘥𝘩𝘢 𝘴𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘰𝘪𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘖𝘛𝘏𝘌𝘙 𝘨𝘶𝘺
Me taking notes: 𝘉𝘶𝘥𝘥𝘩𝘢 𝘴𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘰𝘪𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘖𝘛𝘏𝘌𝘙 𝘨𝘶𝘺
Feel like a natural woman? Sir, I don’t feel like an actual human.
November 25, 2024 at 4:24 AM
Feel like a natural woman? Sir, I don’t feel like an actual human.