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Helply
@helply.bsky.social
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Dis da guy?
A Pokémon named Grumbo
November 28, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Diorama of a little beardy guy alone in a room.
November 27, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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I went to uncle moe's and they were singing you the potato stuffings
November 14, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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Teenager Post # 6181 , When I miss you I think about our old raccoon casino and smile like an idiot
November 12, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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2025 JEANNIE -- 2025 IN THE HOUSE 2025
October 9, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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dangit where is that bus
A picture of America Ferrera and Matthew McConaughey on a bus looking scared. Text in the upper left corner reads THE LOST BUS.
October 5, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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A package of Tim Tam cookies next to a bottle of Tums.
September 14, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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WIRE MOM written in a Pac Man font
August 22, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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An ad depicting various colors of Yoshi. The text reads: "No Yoshi Is an Island Subscribe to Nintendo Power and Receive a Free* Yoshi's Island: Super Mario Advance 3 Official Player's Guide! *Free with paid subscription"
August 17, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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@tane.us wore this shirt to a concert and came home covered with other people's blood (just kidding it was gelato)
Picture of a t-shirt with a black line drawing of famous character buntain simpson and the text "homer I don't eat or drink anymore"
August 13, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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Nearby house (built in 1906) being demolished. @ephusophus.bsky.social, should I send these to rubblemag.org?
Image of a house being demolished. Image of a house being demolished. Image of a house being demolished. Image of a house being demolished.
August 7, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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A screenshot of a Bluesky feed, showing part of a video game screen with text reading "After a long journey, four young warriors arrive, each holding an ORB." Below that is a post from the Iron Chef Bot account, showing Chairman Kaga in profile, brandishing a yellow bell pepper.
July 5, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Homer on a hospital bed with Dr. Hibbert. Caption reads: THERE WERE ALL THESE GUYS IN RED PAJAMAS STICKING PITCHFORKS IN MY BUTT.
July 3, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Lisa telling Smarmy Guy in a jazz club: "You have to look at the wood she's not carving."
June 13, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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I hope this clears it up.
Peanuts comic strip. In the first panel, Charlie Brown is in mid-pitch and large letters (indicating an umpire) say BALK!! Charlie Brown reacts with a question mark and an exclamation mark. In the second panel, two characters react. The first (Linus) says "He balked in the tying run!" The second character says "Oh, no!" In the third panel, three more characters are upset and say in unison "Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!" In the fourth panel, Snoopy reacts with the head back expression of grief and says "Owooooooo!"
May 21, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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Forced to call it a day, my pockets stuffed with keys, coins, gems and a dozen items
May 17, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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A meme of Uncle Sam pointing, with the text "See you at the court martial bub"
May 6, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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Blue princed again
Homer under a spotlight in a recording booth, making a sarcastic grief display. Text reads: "Oh, I don't get the job, do I? Well, boo-hoo... I don't get to be a cartoon dog."
April 22, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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Ned Flanders crouching in the all wrong hallway of his new house. Text says: "Oh! Something is definitely wrong with this hallway!"
April 21, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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Also
Simpsons image of a map of the western US with little white lights indicating power stations, some burnt out: Harney Basin, Twin Falls, Arcata, Battle Mtn., Salt Lake 1, Salt Lake 2, Egan Range, Indian Springs, Diablo Canyon 1, Diablo Canyon 2, Mojave, San Onofre. Text reads: "Oh... Diablo Canyon Two, why can't you be more like Diablo Canyon One?"
April 20, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Draftin
Simpsons hands scratching off a lottery ticket with a coin. The ticket shows two liberty bells and a purple fruit thing. Text reads: "One more, and I'm a millionaire. Come on, liberty bell. Please, please, please. Oh!"
April 20, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Smithers wearing the Bobo suit in Mr. Burns' lap. Meme text: There will always be at least one box which displays only true statements, sir
April 16, 2025 at 7:21 AM
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What? "It's a girl?" Where are the Q4 financials? Simmons, you dolt, you picked up the wrong box when you bumped into that pregnant woman! The shareholders will be furious! Simmonnnnnssssss!!!
An empty restaurant. Long tables with wooden chairs covered with black tablecloths. On the tables are pink rose centerpieces, place cards, and pink cookies. At the back of the room is a large banner showing cute animals wearing pink flowers and text that reads: "it's a girl". It's a baby shower or gender reveal party, probably.
March 29, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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Anxiety Dream #83: I am in a small pizzeria. I am there to meet my study partners so we can finish the group project that is due this afternoon, but every room is empty. There is no staff. There are no other customers. The bathroom door is locked. I am seven feet tall.
A photo of a small restaurant interior. Brightly lit but empty. Three tables with wooden chairs and salmon colored tablecloths. A shiny tan laminate floor. A black and white print on one wall of a city scene.
March 29, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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Screenshot from Futurama: A yellow tin of Angry Norwegian Anchovies.
March 24, 2025 at 8:17 AM