Christopher Thomas Smith
@helmeteer-chris.bsky.social
sʜɪᴍᴀɴᴏ ɴᴏʀᴛʜ ᴀᴍᴇʀɪᴄᴀ ʟᴀᴢᴇʀ sᴩᴏʀᴛ ᴜsᴀ 🇺🇸
2x USA Cycling Cyclocross Masters National Non-Champion 🏅 - aspiring elite relaxer
2x USA Cycling Cyclocross Masters National Non-Champion 🏅 - aspiring elite relaxer
"Let me get this straight. You think that this US Senator, a former naval aviator, combat veteran, NASA astronaut and space shuttle pilot, is secretly a traitor, who spends his time trying to convince soldiers to disregard legal orders, and your plan is to court-martial this person? Good luck."
November 26, 2025 at 3:05 AM
"Let me get this straight. You think that this US Senator, a former naval aviator, combat veteran, NASA astronaut and space shuttle pilot, is secretly a traitor, who spends his time trying to convince soldiers to disregard legal orders, and your plan is to court-martial this person? Good luck."
wife: "You're obsessed with that dog."
me:
me:
November 12, 2025 at 7:33 PM
wife: "You're obsessed with that dog."
me:
me:
voting for the Pro dog treat party
November 4, 2025 at 11:36 PM
voting for the Pro dog treat party
not bad Minneapolis
October 3, 2025 at 12:27 AM
not bad Minneapolis
At Chequamegon? Stop by and say "hello!"
I have a t-shirt for you.
I have a t-shirt for you.
September 12, 2025 at 6:05 PM
At Chequamegon? Stop by and say "hello!"
I have a t-shirt for you.
I have a t-shirt for you.
combination foot bellows tire pump and saddle bag for the purists
July 30, 2025 at 4:15 PM
combination foot bellows tire pump and saddle bag for the purists
July 29, 2025 at 1:12 AM
June 6, 2025 at 10:18 PM
April 3, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Minneapolis lightning show
March 29, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Minneapolis lightning show
new hat day 🇨🇦
March 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
new hat day 🇨🇦
Honestly why not. Find something that brings joy and happiness during these troubled times and if it means the total devastation of your city then so be it.
Amazing work Eric @st_paul_shoe_lab
Amazing work Eric @st_paul_shoe_lab
March 15, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Honestly why not. Find something that brings joy and happiness during these troubled times and if it means the total devastation of your city then so be it.
Amazing work Eric @st_paul_shoe_lab
Amazing work Eric @st_paul_shoe_lab
Madison Wisconsin! Here I am at Bike-O-Rama this weekend! Stop by, say hello and remind me to get a haircut next week. 👍
March 8, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Madison Wisconsin! Here I am at Bike-O-Rama this weekend! Stop by, say hello and remind me to get a haircut next week. 👍
really depends upon our behavior over the next 7 years 🤔
February 24, 2025 at 10:51 PM
really depends upon our behavior over the next 7 years 🤔
Hanging out at @bikeworldiowa this weekend!
If you're in Des Moines stop by and say hello!
If you're in Des Moines stop by and say hello!
February 21, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Hanging out at @bikeworldiowa this weekend!
If you're in Des Moines stop by and say hello!
If you're in Des Moines stop by and say hello!
Winter content
February 15, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Winter content
CABDA, day 2
February 13, 2025 at 5:05 PM
CABDA, day 2
duck in booth
February 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
duck in booth
