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@hellmode.lol
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it’s crazy, it’s party, it’s nick
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professional idiot looking to ride out the end times in style 😎
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LMAO
a bluesky screenshot of a blocklist that includes followers of the official white house bluesky account. the first account listed is buckeyesfootball.bsky.social
October 18, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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LMAOOOOOOO
a screenshot of the new white house bluesky account. the user who took the screenshot already has the profile blocked through the "AI fanbois" blocklist
October 17, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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tapping the sign
a tweet from twitter user @postcyborg that reads: "crazy that JD Vance is technically a Thiel-funded, millennial conservative Catholic convert, just like Dasha from Red Scare"
October 13, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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lmao they quietly deleted it, here's a screencap for posterity
onion person @junlper.beer. 1d ISRAELI FOOD Gumbo Israelis have developed and continue to enjoy a delicious cuisine rooted in the uniqueness of Israeli society itself Learn how to make this 168 419 3.3K פינחס יוסף מונד @pymundgenealogy.com. 7h You are posting a Nazi meme created exactly for this reaction, genius 3 13 113 פינחס יוסף מונד @pymundgenealogy.com. 7h You should feel bad about this, but you won't, because you're the piece of this was made for 1 2 53
October 13, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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doing a little more reading into nofap & its off-shoots as a result of this, and there's really no contemporary "countercultural" movement that's more than two or three degrees of separation away from full on "protocols of the elders" nazi shit huh? lmao, love the world we live in
a screenshot of a tweet with three photos in it. the main image on the left is an infographic about "porn addiction" and its various maladies. the image is of an older man nefariously hiding behind a computer screen with "XXX" displayed on it. the image is extremely reminiscent of nazi-era antisemitic propaganda. below the three images is another tweet that reads "Death to pornographers."
October 10, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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you know it
fuck my life bottom text
October 10, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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i am one step closer to transmuting into the devil, thank you for the info, i hate it so very much
a cutout of peter griffin from "family guy" sitting in a recliner on top of the background of the giygas fight from "earthbound." peter has had ness's - the protagonist from "earthbound" - hat photoshopped onto his head. above peter, there's a text box in the style of "earthbound" that reads "•Aw sweet • Man-made horrors beyond my comprehension"
October 9, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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omfg...
September 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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if you see this, post a concert pic you took

PUP the band + jeff rosenstock + ekko astral playing a triple feature cover of "you oughta know" by alanis morissette
17 september 2025
the fillmore
philadelphia, pa
September 22, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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okay now it's time to relax ☺️
it's me again! i'm sitting on the couch and leaning back, with my hands behind my head and my arms up. i'm only wearing a pair of black trunk underwear, so my hairy chest, stomach, legs, and pits are all visible
September 13, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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friday night vibes
it's me! my hair's disheveled and i'm wearing a short sleeve navy button down with a lemon pattern all over it. the shirt is unbuttoned and my hairy chest and tummy are visible. below my stomach, the waistband of my underwear are visible.
September 13, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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imagine showing this passage to an offline person; they'd probably be better off if you handed them a lump of depleted uranium. we are so fucking cooked that THIS is an example of the mainstream political discourse
a passage from the wikipedia entry for pepe the frog: ""Esoteric Kekism" references the "Esoteric Hitlerism" of writer Savitri Devi. Esoteric Kekism, also called "the Cult of Kek" is a parody religion worshipping Pepe the Frog, which sprang from the similarity of the slang term for laughter, "kek", and the name of the ancient Egyptian frog god of darkness, Kek. This deity, in turn, was associated with Pepe the Frog on internet forums. The Internet meme has its origin on the internet message forum 4chan and other chans, and the board /pol/ in particular. Kek references are closely associated with Trump and the alt-right, 1961 and the Kek-Flag was spotted at the 2021 storming of the Capitol. In January 2025, Elon Musk briefly changed his username on X to Kekius Maximus, with a profile image of Pepe in Roman military dress, and sent up the value of the memecoin."
September 12, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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r/Jewish is awash with insane takes but honestly i don't think they've ever been as washed as they are in this thread omfg
a reddit comment thread. first comment: "I first discovered Michael Hobbes on "You're Wrong About", where he never said anything that stuck out to me as problematic. But since he left that show every time I hear about him he's just hating on Israel and Jews. What's with that guy?" first-level reply: "Well, both If Books Could Kill and You're Wrong About are incredibly biased podcasts monomanically obsessed with a single, nonobjective ideological lens, so I wouldn't expect anything less than total idiocy from anyone involved with them." second-level reply: "Same here. I loved you're wrong about when it was him and Sarah. That show is now garbage and apparently Sarah also went full Hamas." third-level reply: "They basically accused Pee Wee Herman's dad of being a genocidal war criminal for helping to supply fighter airplanes to Israel in its infancy"
September 6, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy:

descartes in shambles
an edited manga panel where a male protagonist has his head pressed up against a TV. the speech bubble in the panel says "he just like me fr!!!!"
September 2, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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hi king!
an edited winking emoji with hearts, a coy smile, and little hands
August 30, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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a youtube comment from Contrapoints that reads "I have posted cringe." the comment is pinned to the top of the comments section
August 30, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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NYC campaign finance board's requirements
"What do you do with my personal information when I contribute to a campaign? In accordance with the Campaign Finance Board Rules, campaigns are required to report each contributor’s full name, residential address, occupation, employer, and business address. The following information will be publicly disclosed in the Campaign Finance Board’s Follow the Money Database: The contributor’s full name. The city, state and zip code of the contributor’s residential address. The contributor’s occupation and employer."
August 28, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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a cropped screenshot of the poster for the 2024 theatrical version of "wicked"
August 27, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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bruh...
a screenshot of two police officer fish from spongebob with motion blur applied to the edges of the photo. the words "horny police" are written across the bottom of the frame
August 27, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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guys, i did it, i found the real pink pony club
a shop on south street in philadelphia called "pink pussy cat"
August 23, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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that being said, i'm finally going back to texas under normal-ass circumstances AND get to see my friends from college AND celebrate 10 years of us all being friends AND get to see chris :3
a faux double-exposure of the drag queen katya; there are two versions of her, the first is staring into the distance and looks resigned to disappointment. the second version of her is looking into the camera and flashing an unsettling toothy smile
August 21, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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just bought a plane ticket for $160 round-trip from philadelphia to dallas, but i'm only allowed a "personal item," cannot pick my seat, and i think that if i so much as look at the gate agent wrong, i'm obligated to give them a kidney
joanna lumley's character patsy from the 90s british sitcom "absolutely fabulous," looking extremely unamused
August 21, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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altman was really like
the "we popping the BIGGEST bottles" meme edited to say "we popping the BIGGEST bottles when GPT-5 drops."
August 20, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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how my general vibe has been for the past 48 hours
August 19, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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"listen up bitch" rendered in fancy italic font and with the emoji 🅱️ replacing the "b" in "bitch"
August 18, 2025 at 12:36 PM