Jesus, I've had pipe cleaners rust on me, I hope your lil dudes weren't hurt.

No, I'm not taking notes. Thank you.

I think it's wild that the bigotry isn't even the most shocking thing about the system.

Sure, it sucks, but it's lame and gross, not shocking.

The mechanics, though... I don't think anyone was brave enough to actually go into them before you.

Being a clown doesn't give you a free pass. Using something ironically is still using it.

If you're what passes as a journalist or documentarian these days, sure, talk about the subject in an academic way. These discussions need to happen.

"Lol so rAnDuM" AI recipes or whatever isn't it.

Step one: do not split yourself into a demonic berserker and the kind of frail poet that would unironically call his girlfriend "kitten".

This sets a bad example for the children.

I'm feeling that one right now. I mean this as kindly as possible, but there are times I'm not sure the people running them ever worked in art, because some are asking you buy your badge before applying. Yeah, I've got $100+ to spend on maybe. I appreciate their work, but I don't need more barriers.

*in your ear*

Aren't you tired of being nice?
Don't you want to go apeshit?

Gah, she still looks like such a kitten to me, even though she's grown up. She's so baby.

I'm thinking you're probably right!

I'll likely change the design for the production runs, so that one will be a special prototype lol