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Me, an incompetent timber worker who just cut down a tree that fell on someone's house and destroyed their living room: "You know, us timber workers have a saying..."
September 27, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Me, an incompetent timber worker who just cut down a tree that fell on someone's house and destroyed their living room: "You know, us timber workers have a saying..."
The whitewashing of Charlie Kirk has reached fucking looney tunes levels. This statement might be the biggest lie the Trump administration has ever told. Claiming the guy lived by a statement that is the inverse of his entire ethos, said by a man he hated
September 15, 2025 at 7:01 PM
The whitewashing of Charlie Kirk has reached fucking looney tunes levels. This statement might be the biggest lie the Trump administration has ever told. Claiming the guy lived by a statement that is the inverse of his entire ethos, said by a man he hated
I appealed this and it was upheld. Youtube disallowing nudity in game footage. Shooting themselves in the foot with a goddamn rocket launcher. This is going to make it unsafe to upload let's plays, longplays and speedruns of thousands of games. What the fuck is wrong with this company.
September 7, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I appealed this and it was upheld. Youtube disallowing nudity in game footage. Shooting themselves in the foot with a goddamn rocket launcher. This is going to make it unsafe to upload let's plays, longplays and speedruns of thousands of games. What the fuck is wrong with this company.
can someone please stop tilting the cartridge on the twitch player I'm trying to watch smallant
August 22, 2025 at 10:13 PM
can someone please stop tilting the cartridge on the twitch player I'm trying to watch smallant
How do you look at a fuck up of old timey aesthetics so potent that it could only be the product of an out of touch board of directors who neither know or care anything about the company they're running, and go "do you know whose fault this is? THE GAYS"
August 22, 2025 at 8:17 PM
How do you look at a fuck up of old timey aesthetics so potent that it could only be the product of an out of touch board of directors who neither know or care anything about the company they're running, and go "do you know whose fault this is? THE GAYS"
Vamdemon's digimon power is kidney failure
July 21, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Vamdemon's digimon power is kidney failure
Quite possibly the worst meme ever made by me or anyone
July 3, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Quite possibly the worst meme ever made by me or anyone
anyone else on the "relaxing" grindset
May 6, 2025 at 12:21 AM
anyone else on the "relaxing" grindset
How to not get sick at a furry convention:
1. wear a fursuit at all times in public
2. make sure the base your fursuit is built on is one of these
1. wear a fursuit at all times in public
2. make sure the base your fursuit is built on is one of these
April 26, 2025 at 7:20 PM
How to not get sick at a furry convention:
1. wear a fursuit at all times in public
2. make sure the base your fursuit is built on is one of these
1. wear a fursuit at all times in public
2. make sure the base your fursuit is built on is one of these
don't worry I fixed it
April 12, 2025 at 11:03 PM
don't worry I fixed it
I do not think I've seen a ratio this drastic on literally any social media site. How does it feel to be this hated?
April 8, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I do not think I've seen a ratio this drastic on literally any social media site. How does it feel to be this hated?
I know these two endemic life researchers suck but for gods sake it's INSIDE THE TENT
March 22, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I know these two endemic life researchers suck but for gods sake it's INSIDE THE TENT
people complain about youtube recommendations and the algorithm but I swear it fucking cooks for me sometimes
March 1, 2025 at 2:10 PM
people complain about youtube recommendations and the algorithm but I swear it fucking cooks for me sometimes
Google's AI response is famously shitty but this is the most self servingly awful I've ever seen it, holy fucking shit
January 11, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Google's AI response is famously shitty but this is the most self servingly awful I've ever seen it, holy fucking shit
woke up this morning with that Anime Protagonist Hair
December 15, 2024 at 4:32 PM
woke up this morning with that Anime Protagonist Hair
it's a tiny shiny nonbiney spiny
December 9, 2024 at 10:18 PM
it's a tiny shiny nonbiney spiny
this is what I choose to believe everyone else sees when you use the suit zoom key in half life 2
November 23, 2024 at 10:55 PM
this is what I choose to believe everyone else sees when you use the suit zoom key in half life 2
It was only a few years ago that Wendy's put out this absolute culinary masterpiece and what I can only imagine is since then, they had one rough quarter and decided to axe their entire R&D department to please shareholders, and let marketing do their job instead
August 31, 2024 at 12:33 PM
It was only a few years ago that Wendy's put out this absolute culinary masterpiece and what I can only imagine is since then, they had one rough quarter and decided to axe their entire R&D department to please shareholders, and let marketing do their job instead
For someone who is wondering what other amazing innovations Wendy's has come up with lately, check out Saucy Nuggs, which is just chicken nuggets that they dip in the sauce for you instead of letting you do it yourself, as seen with this Borderlands 3 dialog tier blurb
August 31, 2024 at 12:31 PM
For someone who is wondering what other amazing innovations Wendy's has come up with lately, check out Saucy Nuggs, which is just chicken nuggets that they dip in the sauce for you instead of letting you do it yourself, as seen with this Borderlands 3 dialog tier blurb
Wendy's downfall over the last few years is hilariously pathetic. The "Krabby Patty" crossover is just a Dave's Single with another slice of cheese photoshopped in. What the fuck happened to this company?
August 31, 2024 at 12:29 PM
Wendy's downfall over the last few years is hilariously pathetic. The "Krabby Patty" crossover is just a Dave's Single with another slice of cheese photoshopped in. What the fuck happened to this company?