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happy valentines day for monsterfuckers
November 1, 2025 at 3:36 AM
happy valentines day for monsterfuckers
Me, an incompetent timber worker who just cut down a tree that fell on someone's house and destroyed their living room: "You know, us timber workers have a saying..."
September 27, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Me, an incompetent timber worker who just cut down a tree that fell on someone's house and destroyed their living room: "You know, us timber workers have a saying..."
The whitewashing of Charlie Kirk has reached fucking looney tunes levels. This statement might be the biggest lie the Trump administration has ever told. Claiming the guy lived by a statement that is the inverse of his entire ethos, said by a man he hated
September 15, 2025 at 7:01 PM
The whitewashing of Charlie Kirk has reached fucking looney tunes levels. This statement might be the biggest lie the Trump administration has ever told. Claiming the guy lived by a statement that is the inverse of his entire ethos, said by a man he hated
Is grubhub like actually fucking cooked? Like the company is burning down and going to declare bankruptcy in a month cooked? I am getting so many failed deliveries and erratic driver behavior and if this is what's normal this company is not going to last til 2026
September 11, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Is grubhub like actually fucking cooked? Like the company is burning down and going to declare bankruptcy in a month cooked? I am getting so many failed deliveries and erratic driver behavior and if this is what's normal this company is not going to last til 2026
I appealed this and it was upheld. Youtube disallowing nudity in game footage. Shooting themselves in the foot with a goddamn rocket launcher. This is going to make it unsafe to upload let's plays, longplays and speedruns of thousands of games. What the fuck is wrong with this company.
September 7, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I appealed this and it was upheld. Youtube disallowing nudity in game footage. Shooting themselves in the foot with a goddamn rocket launcher. This is going to make it unsafe to upload let's plays, longplays and speedruns of thousands of games. What the fuck is wrong with this company.
can someone please stop tilting the cartridge on the twitch player I'm trying to watch smallant
August 22, 2025 at 10:13 PM
can someone please stop tilting the cartridge on the twitch player I'm trying to watch smallant
How do you look at a fuck up of old timey aesthetics so potent that it could only be the product of an out of touch board of directors who neither know or care anything about the company they're running, and go "do you know whose fault this is? THE GAYS"
August 22, 2025 at 8:17 PM
How do you look at a fuck up of old timey aesthetics so potent that it could only be the product of an out of touch board of directors who neither know or care anything about the company they're running, and go "do you know whose fault this is? THE GAYS"
I had a dream last night they finally brought Venom to the MCU and immediately made the movie about how Venom is in a gay relationship with Symbiote Spiderman and they would activate their suit powers and make out sloppy style in public
August 18, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I had a dream last night they finally brought Venom to the MCU and immediately made the movie about how Venom is in a gay relationship with Symbiote Spiderman and they would activate their suit powers and make out sloppy style in public
if something that is annoying to do is a "pain in the ass", is something that's fun to do a "pleasure in the ass"
August 17, 2025 at 11:27 PM
if something that is annoying to do is a "pain in the ass", is something that's fun to do a "pleasure in the ass"
@smallant.live I messed around today with getting a chunk of the shopkeep fractone into the final boss ring in Bananza... it's possible to get it into the ring unharmed but when you start the fight it's gone. Likely starting the fight takes you into a separate instance
August 13, 2025 at 2:29 AM
@smallant.live I messed around today with getting a chunk of the shopkeep fractone into the final boss ring in Bananza... it's possible to get it into the ring unharmed but when you start the fight it's gone. Likely starting the fight takes you into a separate instance
what if you stuck your peepee in a slime girl and pulled it out and it was just the bone
July 29, 2025 at 2:10 AM
what if you stuck your peepee in a slime girl and pulled it out and it was just the bone
Vamdemon's digimon power is kidney failure
July 21, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Vamdemon's digimon power is kidney failure
Quite possibly the worst meme ever made by me or anyone
July 3, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Quite possibly the worst meme ever made by me or anyone
it is rare that I experience something in a game so torturously bullshit it makes me want to grab the devs by the shoulders and shake them violently and scream "what the fuck is WRONG with you" but the Zexion data fight in Kingdom Hearts 2 is doing that
June 22, 2025 at 3:50 PM
it is rare that I experience something in a game so torturously bullshit it makes me want to grab the devs by the shoulders and shake them violently and scream "what the fuck is WRONG with you" but the Zexion data fight in Kingdom Hearts 2 is doing that
batman TAS batman has memorized the location of every single tree in Gotham so that when he throws a guy off a building he can land in the tree and have it be non lethal
June 11, 2025 at 7:22 PM
batman TAS batman has memorized the location of every single tree in Gotham so that when he throws a guy off a building he can land in the tree and have it be non lethal
my superpower is that I turn invisible when I orgasm. They'll never see me coming
June 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
my superpower is that I turn invisible when I orgasm. They'll never see me coming
I love how our privacy is invaded so thoroughly for "targeted ads" and then when given the opportunity to not show an ad to as many people as possible, corpos still go "fuck that" and show 34 year olds like myself fortnite gummy worm candy ads anyways
June 7, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I love how our privacy is invaded so thoroughly for "targeted ads" and then when given the opportunity to not show an ad to as many people as possible, corpos still go "fuck that" and show 34 year olds like myself fortnite gummy worm candy ads anyways
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jesus came back and people sinned so much while he was gone he has to be crucified 15 more times
June 5, 2025 at 2:10 AM
jesus came back and people sinned so much while he was gone he has to be crucified 15 more times
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chat: chai why didn't you draw hooves on the horse lady drawing
me: uh.. cuz i didn't want to? I drew plantigrade.
chat: why cant you do hooves and plantigrade
me: ??? is this what you want?
me: uh.. cuz i didn't want to? I drew plantigrade.
chat: why cant you do hooves and plantigrade
me: ??? is this what you want?
May 26, 2025 at 6:14 PM
chat: chai why didn't you draw hooves on the horse lady drawing
me: uh.. cuz i didn't want to? I drew plantigrade.
chat: why cant you do hooves and plantigrade
me: ??? is this what you want?
me: uh.. cuz i didn't want to? I drew plantigrade.
chat: why cant you do hooves and plantigrade
me: ??? is this what you want?
"Din's Fire" - zoomer Link when his mom makes the best mac n cheese
May 18, 2025 at 3:42 PM
"Din's Fire" - zoomer Link when his mom makes the best mac n cheese
anyone else on the "relaxing" grindset
May 6, 2025 at 12:21 AM
anyone else on the "relaxing" grindset
if your vagina has sleep apnea do you go in for a cpap smear
May 3, 2025 at 2:14 AM
if your vagina has sleep apnea do you go in for a cpap smear
I feel like I'm going fucking insane that the Republican president is trying to push through what is essentially an economy destroying tax increase and the Democrats in congress tried to defeat it but failed. Is our country so fucking stupid that this can happen just because it's not called a "tax"
May 1, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I feel like I'm going fucking insane that the Republican president is trying to push through what is essentially an economy destroying tax increase and the Democrats in congress tried to defeat it but failed. Is our country so fucking stupid that this can happen just because it's not called a "tax"
sonic characters racing in cars is like if people with perfectly functioning legs joined an electric wheelchair race
April 18, 2025 at 11:46 AM
sonic characters racing in cars is like if people with perfectly functioning legs joined an electric wheelchair race