Ah, just par for the course for me by now, when you think about it

The buyers are supporting their parents/in-laws who have safely fled Sudan for the UK, and can therefore no longer afford a mortgage on a second home. I'm glad they're safe, but am also severely out of pocket at a particularly difficult time.

The St George's Cross flag is so gaudy I can't even. I hate that 1990s fashion is back in

So she's written a letter to Jack Black about it and I'm posting it to his agent in LA tomorrow

Like, her five year old cousin has terminal cancer, which is horrendous, and now she discovers spider bites just... Suck? FML. I get it

It took a lot of getting out of her and I think she was surprised at how much I identified with how crushing this realisation is

Oh yeah if you feel sorry for my sister in law (you should) then Rosie's GoFundMe is right here: gofund.me/b229fdf6

I'll start a new one for moving costs when I sober up... Best birthday ever btw

Americans: I don't know if you have these, but think Woodland Disney. I'm livid.

Wednesday evening I grabbed a Coke Zero and my swimsuit. And that's the day I found out what a Center Parcs is. And that I'd been here all week, sitting in meetings.

On Monday evening they went swimming. "It's amazing," they said. I'd been working all day and was knackered so said no. Same on Tuesday. "There's an amazing slide Mummy. You're missing out." But... Back to back meetings, man.

Apparently the boy - a cousin - has been mean to the girl about her teddy, warranting a boot to the groin

Thanks, yeah, and this was a whole year ago as well. I've come on so much.

AI is the new "buying NFTs" vs "not being a fucking idiot"

AI is the new CD vs Minidisc

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