Robert Henny
@heinoushenny.bsky.social
Writer. Coffee lover. MAGA hater. Girl dad. Straight man who believes neither of those two qualifiers matters. Trans rights are human rights.
The fat fuck has never been good at hiding his malignant racism or narcissism, but it’s always nice to see those two forces come together.
December 6, 2025 at 10:21 PM
The fat fuck has never been good at hiding his malignant racism or narcissism, but it’s always nice to see those two forces come together.
If this guy has an attorney worth his salt, he’ll plead guilty immediately and ask for a quick sentencing, regardless of the sentence duration. It’ll be commuted tout fucking suite.
December 5, 2025 at 5:05 PM
If this guy has an attorney worth his salt, he’ll plead guilty immediately and ask for a quick sentencing, regardless of the sentence duration. It’ll be commuted tout fucking suite.
Welp, there’s another company that can go fuck itself.
December 5, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Welp, there’s another company that can go fuck itself.
“We have the most transparent administration in history.”
- Karoline Leavitt
- Karoline Leavitt
December 3, 2025 at 10:21 PM
“We have the most transparent administration in history.”
- Karoline Leavitt
- Karoline Leavitt
Suddenly a much bigger Sabrina Carpenter fan than just a day ago.
December 3, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Suddenly a much bigger Sabrina Carpenter fan than just a day ago.
I’m still trying to wrap my head around how this man didn’t win the Nobel Peace Prize.
November 28, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I’m still trying to wrap my head around how this man didn’t win the Nobel Peace Prize.
All new low! Congratulations to this corpulent cunt of a human being. He deserves every bit of it.
Fuck you, Piggy!
Fuck you, Piggy!
November 19, 2025 at 5:25 AM
All new low! Congratulations to this corpulent cunt of a human being. He deserves every bit of it.
Fuck you, Piggy!
Fuck you, Piggy!
I (state your name) would like to give a shout out to the hero at the Commanders game who afforded the president his proper respect. Cause fuck Trump.
November 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I (state your name) would like to give a shout out to the hero at the Commanders game who afforded the president his proper respect. Cause fuck Trump.
Turns out the dude who drove the General Lee car with a giant confederate flag atop is actually a racist piece of shit. In retrospect, that was damn good casting.
November 8, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Turns out the dude who drove the General Lee car with a giant confederate flag atop is actually a racist piece of shit. In retrospect, that was damn good casting.
“… whether you are an immigrant, a member of the trans community…”
One cannot overstate how important it was Mamdani singled out the most marginalized group in our country. He did not generalize with a “love is love” platitude, though he certainly believes that. He said trans community. Beautiful.
One cannot overstate how important it was Mamdani singled out the most marginalized group in our country. He did not generalize with a “love is love” platitude, though he certainly believes that. He said trans community. Beautiful.
November 5, 2025 at 5:31 PM
“… whether you are an immigrant, a member of the trans community…”
One cannot overstate how important it was Mamdani singled out the most marginalized group in our country. He did not generalize with a “love is love” platitude, though he certainly believes that. He said trans community. Beautiful.
One cannot overstate how important it was Mamdani singled out the most marginalized group in our country. He did not generalize with a “love is love” platitude, though he certainly believes that. He said trans community. Beautiful.
Feels like he’s forgotten about the press conference with Donnie blaming Tylenol for causing autism. “And the worms ate into his brain…”
October 30, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Feels like he’s forgotten about the press conference with Donnie blaming Tylenol for causing autism. “And the worms ate into his brain…”
I’m not sure any other image more perfectly encapsulates this moment in history than this Portland man standing defiantly in front of ICE agents in a frog costume - confronting the cartoonish absurdity of this administration with zero deference.
This is our Tiananmen Square.
This is our Tiananmen Square.
October 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I’m not sure any other image more perfectly encapsulates this moment in history than this Portland man standing defiantly in front of ICE agents in a frog costume - confronting the cartoonish absurdity of this administration with zero deference.
This is our Tiananmen Square.
This is our Tiananmen Square.
Kamala was right about everything
October 3, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Kamala was right about everything
The Mar-a-Lago Face is coming along nicely, perhaps even ahead of schedule.
As much as they fear putting Tylenol and vaccines into their bodies, lip fillers and Botox appear to be just fine.
As much as they fear putting Tylenol and vaccines into their bodies, lip fillers and Botox appear to be just fine.
September 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
The Mar-a-Lago Face is coming along nicely, perhaps even ahead of schedule.
As much as they fear putting Tylenol and vaccines into their bodies, lip fillers and Botox appear to be just fine.
As much as they fear putting Tylenol and vaccines into their bodies, lip fillers and Botox appear to be just fine.
Straight from the MAGA playbook. When all else fails, call it a “joke” or “sarcasm” like recommending bleach injections.
September 25, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Straight from the MAGA playbook. When all else fails, call it a “joke” or “sarcasm” like recommending bleach injections.
This is so strange, considering she is no longer “hot” after Donald criticized her.
September 19, 2025 at 11:56 PM
This is so strange, considering she is no longer “hot” after Donald criticized her.
Just so I’m clear, God was angry at Kirk’s death and unleashed an earthquake? Is this the same God who intervened with a miracle when someone shot at Donald and directed a bullet into a fireman? So God could have redirected the bullet but chose not to and then got mad about it?
I’m confused.
I’m confused.
September 19, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Just so I’m clear, God was angry at Kirk’s death and unleashed an earthquake? Is this the same God who intervened with a miracle when someone shot at Donald and directed a bullet into a fireman? So God could have redirected the bullet but chose not to and then got mad about it?
I’m confused.
I’m confused.
Gavin out there bringing receipts.
September 19, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Gavin out there bringing receipts.
Apparently, chimpanzees have learned Donald Trump is running this country and just can’t deal without tying one on.
September 18, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Apparently, chimpanzees have learned Donald Trump is running this country and just can’t deal without tying one on.
Satan and little girls.
Either way, Republicans don’t really seem to care.
Either way, Republicans don’t really seem to care.
September 17, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Satan and little girls.
Either way, Republicans don’t really seem to care.
Either way, Republicans don’t really seem to care.
Dear Yankees, perhaps having a moment of silence for victims of gun violence, including but not limited to Charlie Kirk, might have been more appropriate. Describing him as a husband and father who ran a youth activist group leaves out a few objectively reprehensible things from his bio.
September 11, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Dear Yankees, perhaps having a moment of silence for victims of gun violence, including but not limited to Charlie Kirk, might have been more appropriate. Describing him as a husband and father who ran a youth activist group leaves out a few objectively reprehensible things from his bio.
Elbows up! Fight this fascist fuck.
August 28, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Elbows up! Fight this fascist fuck.