Heidi On Her BS
@heidisbs.bsky.social
A lover of all quadruped mammals except those that might maul or eat me (but also some that definitely would... chimps and bears are adorable face maulers). An opinion-haver. Lifelong fan & sometimes bringer of the funny. Proud cat lady. Aspiring dog lady.
November 8, 2025 at 2:27 AM
They also look really bulky and hard to maneuver. The few times I've seen them in San Francisco, they've been struggling to park. Or, you know, getting dicks or "Douche-Mobile" spray painted on them.
April 2, 2025 at 5:34 PM
They also look really bulky and hard to maneuver. The few times I've seen them in San Francisco, they've been struggling to park. Or, you know, getting dicks or "Douche-Mobile" spray painted on them.
Tell your brother the only way for Trump or any of his family to impress you is for them to simply take accountability for a mistake they made. Just one time, ever.
March 27, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Tell your brother the only way for Trump or any of his family to impress you is for them to simply take accountability for a mistake they made. Just one time, ever.
He's able to feign a human face until he opens his mouth and starts speaking with that Thurston Howell III affectation
February 28, 2025 at 7:48 PM
He's able to feign a human face until he opens his mouth and starts speaking with that Thurston Howell III affectation
Yuuuup. Arrogance and baseless vanity don't age well.
February 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Yuuuup. Arrogance and baseless vanity don't age well.
Have I ever showed you a photo of the sucker? I know you've seen the 30-year-old professional headshots, but this is what Johnny Dipshit looks like now
February 28, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Have I ever showed you a photo of the sucker? I know you've seen the 30-year-old professional headshots, but this is what Johnny Dipshit looks like now