Heidi On Her BS
@heidisbs.bsky.social
A lover of all quadruped mammals except those that might maul or eat me (but also some that definitely would... chimps and bears are adorable face maulers). An opinion-haver. Lifelong fan & sometimes bringer of the funny. Proud cat lady. Aspiring dog lady.
November 8, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Have I ever showed you a photo of the sucker? I know you've seen the 30-year-old professional headshots, but this is what Johnny Dipshit looks like now
February 28, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Have I ever showed you a photo of the sucker? I know you've seen the 30-year-old professional headshots, but this is what Johnny Dipshit looks like now
There was a time I'd be over the moon when Tulip would deign to sit on my lap. I am now not only her can opener, but also her sofa and sometimes bathtub.
February 3, 2025 at 4:35 AM
There was a time I'd be over the moon when Tulip would deign to sit on my lap. I am now not only her can opener, but also her sofa and sometimes bathtub.
Are we sure that this awesome Bishop isn't just Kate McKinnon doing a character?
January 22, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Are we sure that this awesome Bishop isn't just Kate McKinnon doing a character?
Tulip is less of a kitty cat and more of a Karen cat. Here she is, demanding to speak with my manager. The irony that *she* is my manager escapes her.
December 18, 2024 at 2:20 AM
Tulip is less of a kitty cat and more of a Karen cat. Here she is, demanding to speak with my manager. The irony that *she* is my manager escapes her.
She's mad at me for eating clementines. I had forgotten how much citrus infuriates her.
November 24, 2024 at 12:50 AM
She's mad at me for eating clementines. I had forgotten how much citrus infuriates her.
