Heidi Heilig
@heidiheilig.bsky.social
Professional liar, political jerk face Any/All
No DEI?
CEO go bye bye :3
CEO go bye bye :3
August 20, 2025 at 4:09 PM
No DEI?
CEO go bye bye :3
CEO go bye bye :3
I WILL STOP WEARING A COSTUME AFTER THIS WAR IS OVER
April 3, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I WILL STOP WEARING A COSTUME AFTER THIS WAR IS OVER
Welcome to the glorious future of AI and smart devices in a connected world, I for one feel that the sacrifices we’ve made—including our privacy, our freedom, and our climate—are more than sufficiently repaid by a sparkling water dispenser that makes April fools jokes.
April 1, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Welcome to the glorious future of AI and smart devices in a connected world, I for one feel that the sacrifices we’ve made—including our privacy, our freedom, and our climate—are more than sufficiently repaid by a sparkling water dispenser that makes April fools jokes.
GIVEAWAY for CINCINNATI LEE, CURSE BREAKER!
"A thrilling, thoughtful, and layered adventure story with fantastical elements." -KIRKUS ⭐
"A fantastic, adventurous foray into the ethics of archaeology." -BOOKLIST ⭐
"Epic roasts, a million stars." -my 10 yo son
Repost to enter til 3/21, rules below:
"A thrilling, thoughtful, and layered adventure story with fantastical elements." -KIRKUS ⭐
"A fantastic, adventurous foray into the ethics of archaeology." -BOOKLIST ⭐
"Epic roasts, a million stars." -my 10 yo son
Repost to enter til 3/21, rules below:
March 19, 2025 at 1:26 PM
GIVEAWAY for CINCINNATI LEE, CURSE BREAKER!
"A thrilling, thoughtful, and layered adventure story with fantastical elements." -KIRKUS ⭐
"A fantastic, adventurous foray into the ethics of archaeology." -BOOKLIST ⭐
"Epic roasts, a million stars." -my 10 yo son
Repost to enter til 3/21, rules below:
"A thrilling, thoughtful, and layered adventure story with fantastical elements." -KIRKUS ⭐
"A fantastic, adventurous foray into the ethics of archaeology." -BOOKLIST ⭐
"Epic roasts, a million stars." -my 10 yo son
Repost to enter til 3/21, rules below:
CINCINNATI LEE has earned a second star! From Booklist: "There are surprises aplenty, real danger, and lots of laughs, and Heilig pulls no punches . . . A fantastic, adventurous foray into the ethics of archaeology."
March 4, 2025 at 2:51 PM
CINCINNATI LEE has earned a second star! From Booklist: "There are surprises aplenty, real danger, and lots of laughs, and Heilig pulls no punches . . . A fantastic, adventurous foray into the ethics of archaeology."
Look at the rizz on my girl
February 27, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Look at the rizz on my girl
The cover looks even better IRL than on the screen. Amazing work by @maxinevee.bsky.social
February 27, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The cover looks even better IRL than on the screen. Amazing work by @maxinevee.bsky.social
I signed some copies for a book club and i will say: it is fun to sign a middle grade book with my main character’s go to curse word: Facite!
(Latin for “make it happen” or “so be it,” found on a Roman curse tablet begging the gods to “make [gladiator Vincenzus Zarizo] unable to chain bears.”)
(Latin for “make it happen” or “so be it,” found on a Roman curse tablet begging the gods to “make [gladiator Vincenzus Zarizo] unable to chain bears.”)
February 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I signed some copies for a book club and i will say: it is fun to sign a middle grade book with my main character’s go to curse word: Facite!
(Latin for “make it happen” or “so be it,” found on a Roman curse tablet begging the gods to “make [gladiator Vincenzus Zarizo] unable to chain bears.”)
(Latin for “make it happen” or “so be it,” found on a Roman curse tablet begging the gods to “make [gladiator Vincenzus Zarizo] unable to chain bears.”)
My kids’ friends parents are all posting thoughtful, gentle pushback replies while I’m trying to be as shitty as possible without getting banned
February 15, 2025 at 4:52 PM
My kids’ friends parents are all posting thoughtful, gentle pushback replies while I’m trying to be as shitty as possible without getting banned
“Golem-assigned at birth” THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT 😂😂😂
February 12, 2025 at 12:31 PM
“Golem-assigned at birth” THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT 😂😂😂
Got to the part about dumpster diving and I’m pleased to confirm that the gut flora brag in the bio does indeed tie into the story.
February 11, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Got to the part about dumpster diving and I’m pleased to confirm that the gut flora brag in the bio does indeed tie into the story.
When you write a book about a girl named Cincinnati who fights Nazis, this headline makes you smile extra wide.
February 10, 2025 at 5:22 PM
When you write a book about a girl named Cincinnati who fights Nazis, this headline makes you smile extra wide.
YES!!!! YESSSSSSS!!!!!
February 6, 2025 at 9:11 PM
YES!!!! YESSSSSSS!!!!!
Our hens at max borb
January 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Our hens at max borb
Got this email and wondered if someone had hacked my account then remembered that my train obsessed six year old is home sick and has been longing to hear the whole story of Murder On The Orient Express.
December 18, 2024 at 5:27 PM
Got this email and wondered if someone had hacked my account then remembered that my train obsessed six year old is home sick and has been longing to hear the whole story of Murder On The Orient Express.
I have cracked the case. No need to thank me, the satisfaction of solving the mystery is enough, along with the reward money from the NYPD of “up to $10,000.”
December 8, 2024 at 1:37 PM
I have cracked the case. No need to thank me, the satisfaction of solving the mystery is enough, along with the reward money from the NYPD of “up to $10,000.”
BREAKING: NYPD has released these stunning new photos of the brazen shooter
December 8, 2024 at 1:02 PM
BREAKING: NYPD has released these stunning new photos of the brazen shooter
After extensive research I have figured out how to bring our country together: a hallmark/John Wick crossover.
It begins with a meetcute in Starbucks where a young widow & a mysterious man driven by his thirst for justice order the same drink: a triple shot latte.
Working title: HOT SHOT.
It begins with a meetcute in Starbucks where a young widow & a mysterious man driven by his thirst for justice order the same drink: a triple shot latte.
Working title: HOT SHOT.
December 6, 2024 at 12:10 PM
After extensive research I have figured out how to bring our country together: a hallmark/John Wick crossover.
It begins with a meetcute in Starbucks where a young widow & a mysterious man driven by his thirst for justice order the same drink: a triple shot latte.
Working title: HOT SHOT.
It begins with a meetcute in Starbucks where a young widow & a mysterious man driven by his thirst for justice order the same drink: a triple shot latte.
Working title: HOT SHOT.
No matter the identity of the shooter, we do know there was at least one professional killer involved in the shooting.
December 5, 2024 at 4:25 PM
No matter the identity of the shooter, we do know there was at least one professional killer involved in the shooting.
Oh yes the zombies won’t know what hit them.
(Neither will anyone else—some kind of oar? World’s tiniest nail studded bat…?)
(Neither will anyone else—some kind of oar? World’s tiniest nail studded bat…?)
December 1, 2024 at 11:15 PM
Oh yes the zombies won’t know what hit them.
(Neither will anyone else—some kind of oar? World’s tiniest nail studded bat…?)
(Neither will anyone else—some kind of oar? World’s tiniest nail studded bat…?)
I may not have forged a multi book empire out of the blissful ignorance of precious children who only wanted to believe the world was filled with magic and enormous problems they could solve by themselves, but I did write this and it is still my best published work.
November 21, 2024 at 8:26 PM
I may not have forged a multi book empire out of the blissful ignorance of precious children who only wanted to believe the world was filled with magic and enormous problems they could solve by themselves, but I did write this and it is still my best published work.
Wait maybe it only works with $6 eggs??? Gonna head to the register and see if I develop the burning desire to elect a pedo while screaming unhinged slurs at my fellow Americans!
November 20, 2024 at 8:54 PM
Wait maybe it only works with $6 eggs??? Gonna head to the register and see if I develop the burning desire to elect a pedo while screaming unhinged slurs at my fellow Americans!
Help I just paid $6 for three ears of corn and I still have no desire to strip half the population of their human rights or destroy the lives and livelihoods of countless migrants pursuing the American Dream??? Do I need to speak to a manager???????
November 15, 2024 at 9:02 PM
Help I just paid $6 for three ears of corn and I still have no desire to strip half the population of their human rights or destroy the lives and livelihoods of countless migrants pursuing the American Dream??? Do I need to speak to a manager???????