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@hedomedo.bsky.social
I performed too well at my job last year and now it just became a baseline expectation 🥲
February 26, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I think this is false even on paper. Tesla stock has been falling quite steadily.
February 21, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I’m quite certain he actually said they’ll be handing out doge coin. Which makes perfect sense as he’s been pumping and dumping it for years now.
February 21, 2025 at 3:45 PM
2 and 4 are actually both likely. 2 wouldn’t be checks, but dogecoins. Which would be the biggest pump and dump in history. 4 would be to remove the clown and give all power to felon.
February 21, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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February 19, 2025 at 5:15 PM
drones.
February 19, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Which goalpost did I move? And how much is IKEA paying you?
February 19, 2025 at 3:08 PM
8 years is nothing for a couch and 10 years is nothing for a closet. My sliding door closet became useless after a few years as it didn’t have enough structure and bent, meaning the doors didn’t slide any more.
February 19, 2025 at 3:05 PM
And all this is useless when your business model is fast fashion for furniture. Countless amounts of particle board is disposed every year because of that.

Their compact packaging allows them lesser costs for storage and bigger profits because people don’t worry if it’s going to fit in their car.
February 19, 2025 at 2:51 PM
random unrelated anecdote: I’m not in the US, but I found an old pack of firecrackers and I have no idea how to dispose of them. I asked at a local recycling center that takes some dangerous waste. I even asked a local company that deals with chemical waste and no one has an idea.
February 19, 2025 at 12:41 PM
It’s a proof you went real deep into someone’s asshole
February 19, 2025 at 12:16 PM
It’s the bootlick smear
February 19, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Yup, all this money went straight into the US economy
February 19, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Dipshit is a good enough description
February 19, 2025 at 11:37 AM
mentioning his stutter is completely irrelevant
February 19, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Can we stop descending into ableism? It’s their thing and let’s keep it that way
February 19, 2025 at 11:31 AM
IKEA is very guilty of greenwashing.
February 19, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Well, most of Greenland is under environment protection.
February 19, 2025 at 10:57 AM
And all that will be paid for from defense contracts
February 19, 2025 at 10:55 AM
So, no merits for this govt?
February 19, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Send him straight to hell, where he will feel right at home
February 19, 2025 at 9:34 AM
I don’t think there’s a single democracy in the world that works the way he thinks it should work.
February 19, 2025 at 9:33 AM
No, he let the dogs out
February 19, 2025 at 8:57 AM