Helena
@hedmcg.bsky.social
Neat freak and sci-fi geek. Chocolate is always the answer. She/her.
Dad jokes are my favourite type of joke. They just bring me joy.
December 7, 2024 at 11:46 AM
Dad jokes are my favourite type of joke. They just bring me joy.
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In a carpet shop, the salesman brought out book of samples.
I said “I don’t think any of those will be big enough”.
Stoney silence.
I said “I don’t think any of those will be big enough”.
Stoney silence.
December 7, 2024 at 11:17 AM
In a carpet shop, the salesman brought out book of samples.
I said “I don’t think any of those will be big enough”.
Stoney silence.
I said “I don’t think any of those will be big enough”.
Stoney silence.
Reposted by Helena
My daughter bought a new mirror for her student house. I said “that’s a really nice mirror. I could see myself using that” I laughed and she just rolled her eyes in disgust.
December 7, 2024 at 11:17 AM
My daughter bought a new mirror for her student house. I said “that’s a really nice mirror. I could see myself using that” I laughed and she just rolled her eyes in disgust.
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You have to feel sorry for pregnant elephants. They have a ridiculously long gestation period, but nobody ever talks about the elephant in the womb.
December 4, 2024 at 6:30 PM
You have to feel sorry for pregnant elephants. They have a ridiculously long gestation period, but nobody ever talks about the elephant in the womb.