Peter Riffin
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Peter Riffin
@hedgehogdaddy1.bsky.social
He/him, in-between jobs, writer of the hit song “I Think My Dad’s Ghost is Going to Eat Me”, myDad’sghosteatingmephobic. My 👴 👻 DNI
Tanner if he were written by Ian Flynn.
November 16, 2025 at 5:51 PM
What’s the name of that Starbomb song again? The one where Mario and his brother are fighting over Peach. It’s like, fuckin’…uuuuh…
December 11, 2024 at 1:36 AM
Conservative vampire: “Bleeg!!! My children of the night can’t even enjoy cereal without being forced to look at a yellow-skinned diversity hire! Hasn’t China already taken enough from us!!!? Our culture is about making people D.I.E., not D.E.I.”
November 3, 2024 at 1:12 AM
Every scene in Saturday Night feels like this:
October 20, 2024 at 4:07 PM
Holding this up to my face at Chills like it's my phone and laughing, “Aww, nooo. Naw, naw that’s crazy, bro.”
March 4, 2024 at 10:54 AM
Sharpay’s Law: The theory that if you introduce a “mean girl” character into any given musical, she *will* have the best song.
February 20, 2024 at 6:58 AM