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COOLY52 (Kanan Fatsuura) on DA
@heavygungnir.bsky.social
WG fic writer
Appreciator of big, fat, sweaty, slobby anime characters
Been around way too long

PFP by: Sunny3257_29
Header by: @krimdelakrim.bsky.social

Find my work here: https://www.deviantart.com/cooly52
Dia Kurosawa should be obese.

THIS version of Dia Kurosawa should be obese.
November 8, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Dumb edit idk
October 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
#SlobTalkSaturday

"Gluph... Glnff... Ulkph-... HRLK-!!"

"Ah-! Here it comes!"

"H-HURRRRGLUPHK-!! HFFF... H-Hfff... I-Ish that... enough...?"

"Mmm... Yep! Perfect amount, good work, Chihaya-chan~! Producer-san can start sending out jars of your vanilla barf out to your fanclub members now!"
October 25, 2025 at 4:55 PM
"Glmff-!! H-Hough... O-Okay, Jen, I-... hnfff... I-I ghet it, thish ishn't an eashy lifeshtyle, you proved your point, sherioushly... I can't shtomach anymoreMNFF-!!"

"Ah-ah...~ Making thish mutual meansh matching. You shtill have another three hundred poundsh to put on firsht, sho open up...~""
October 24, 2025 at 7:02 PM
#FatspeakFriday

"Hfffhmhm~ Sherioushly though, [******]-kun... 'Don't Look Here'? Horrible folder name for your shtash of not-shafe-for-work shtuff... It only made me more curioush...~

No wonder you were sho hard to get... I wash jusht too shkinny~

Well? Will you correct that or what...~?"
October 24, 2025 at 3:55 PM
#FatSpeakFriday

"B-BoooOOOOOooourlph-... Hnfff... C-Carol, sherioushly, I know I have higher durabiLUROUGH-!!... Hff... durability like thish... b-but if I shtomach any more fhood, I'm gonna bhlow..."

"Oh come on, Jen. What did you say at the start of this? "She-Hulk is hungriest there is"~?
October 24, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Happy Birthday, Eli, may someone hook you up to a hose connected to a chocolate fountain so you can swell up like a blonde, fat, chocolate-filled balloon.
October 21, 2025 at 12:08 PM
You. You, right there.

Of all the comedy and SoL anime and manga I've read. You... You have to be the most pointless, nothing character I've ever seen be part of a main cast. One gimmick, it's not even that funny and you add nothing to the scenes you're in.

You deserve a gold medal.
October 20, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I don't care how pretty and well-animated the cinematics or promos look, I'm not gonna play your open-world BotW-inspired gachaslop
October 19, 2025 at 2:20 PM
You look at her in this outfit and tell me with a straight face that she shouldn't be pampered and fed by Nana until she's fat enough to start breaking out of it.
October 18, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Heheheheheheh Nijigasaki fat fuel...~
October 16, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Nijigasaki School Idol Club

aka

12 feeders, 1 feedee
October 14, 2025 at 1:41 AM
"Hffff... Hfffheheh...~ Mahiro-shaaan...~ You GOTTA try theshe new triple-shtack shpace burgersh from the galaxshy over. They're to diiIIRRRRRLPH-!!... for~"

"Mngh-... Y-You already made me eat enough of your... hff... your shtupid fhood, Nyaruko... I literally fheel my heart shlowing downhnff..."
October 11, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I dare you you cowards
October 10, 2025 at 9:34 PM
"Hmnn? Fhight you? BOOOUUUUURLPH-mmffgh... Pfft, pleashe~

That shit'sh boring now-mmff... Mmmn... Rather jusht eat... Fhood'sh sho fuckin' goodmmulph... Fheelin' full'sh sho FHUCKINGH good...~

"Jusht eating and-mmff-eatingulpgh... oumplff-... a-and eat-... N-Nough... O-Oh shit... N-NRGLBLK-!!"
October 9, 2025 at 1:01 PM
"Come on, Shonen~! Hnfff... If I can shotghun a whole pizzsha sholo, you can, too! Lookit thish gut!"

"M-Mnrlkgh-... A-Ageha-shan, pleashe, I-I ca-NRLK-... M-My kind weren't meant to shtomach thish much... I fheel like I'm a bite away fhrom exshplo-MMFLK-!!"

"Atta boy! Jusht shwallow-"

-SHPLSHK-!
October 9, 2025 at 12:57 PM
"Sales numbers..."

"Gmnff... Ulpgh... Mmff... You, ghet me more... Mmfffneed moahmmffff.."

"...Glotta..."

"Hmnph? What-ulph..."

"...Is there a reason you're devouring our dark candy supply right in-front of me while I ask for data."

"Urlph-Shcrew off, Lango. I'm allowed to tashte-teshte. MORE."
October 9, 2025 at 1:07 AM
"Oni-... Hnfff... natshu...!! Hfff... It'sh ya girl Natshumi... back with another mukbang becaushe... hfffhoh... it sheemsh you all REALLY like theshe vidsh compared to our ushual... practishe sesshionsh, so... today I'm eating three-doshen shticksh of butter~!"

"Four-dozen, you mean, dear sister."
October 9, 2025 at 12:32 AM
"Oh fhuck off, shortshtuff, he cooked thish for BOTH of ush, not jusht you... Hfffurlph... Nnn, god, I shwear he'sh the reashon I've had to shwap to plush-shized modeling... and even that'sh getting shcarshe..."

"Good, you'll evolve from chihuahua to whale in no-time..."

"Shut UP, AishakaRRRLGK-!"
October 8, 2025 at 11:56 PM
"Shtupid Ryuujimmnffglph... Shtupid cookingulph-... Why ish it sho good, who the hell taught him to cook like thish, you can't be shelf-taught makin' fhood thish gooOOORLPH-!! Hfff... No wonder it'sh been gettin' harder to move, thish shtuff really shticks to your ribsh-OI!! MUTT!! HANDSH OFF!!"
October 8, 2025 at 11:53 PM
"...Rin, what are you doing?"

"Glmff... Ulph... M-Moah... Mnffshlph-..."

"Filming Luka-san eating thrice her weight in tuna. Why asking?"

"WHY is she doing that?"

"It makes money, Miku-chan! People pay big for this!"

"HUUUUuuuurlph... N-Nnngh... S-Shtarting to hurt... Hfff... Another thuna..."
October 8, 2025 at 11:47 PM
"...Mordred, I appreciate your appetite, but it's wisest to moderate-"

"URLPH-... Hnffff... Fhuck off n' mind your bushiness... Glumflph..."

"Y-You've been eating for hours, your body looks extremely taut-"

"Ash if you eat any le-... N-Nngh... Ough, don't fheel sho-... G-GLRBLFFK-!!"

-BOOOMSHLK-
October 8, 2025 at 11:33 PM
"HOHOH-hnnnffgh... Hff... A-Ash you can... shee, Tohshaka-shan... my figure hash been more than enh-Hrlk-... Hough... e-enhanshed to handle an over flow of mana... I-I'm practically invinshible...~"

"Uh... L-Luvia, I think you're delusional. You look more like you're ready to-"

"H-HFFNRRGLK-!!!"
October 8, 2025 at 11:25 PM
"What'sh the matter, Araragi-kun? You sheem ashamed. Ish it becaushe I found your shtash of porn magazinesh under your bed? Or perhapsh becaushe your shelflessh girlfriend felt she needed to 'enhanshe' her figure to fit your deshiresh? Other men would kill for that, you know. GLURPH-... Fhood. Now."
October 8, 2025 at 11:19 PM
October 8, 2025 at 10:48 AM