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🔞 NSFW STUFF AHEAD, MINORS AND CREEPS GET BLOCKED! 22 year old asexual skunky fella who thinks about butts and whatnot maybe just a bit too often. seeeecret account. if you recognize me from somewhere else, no you don't! :3
real as fuck for this one
November 13, 2025 at 4:03 AM
sorry I had to
November 5, 2025 at 7:50 PM
more like frank farter lmaoooo
November 5, 2025 at 7:49 PM
REAL AS FUCK
WORDS TO LIVE BY
November 5, 2025 at 6:32 PM
November 5, 2025 at 5:25 PM
November 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
this is me every day hell yeah
November 3, 2025 at 12:33 PM
WHY SO SERIOUS????
October 31, 2025 at 12:37 AM
real as fuck
October 31, 2025 at 12:37 AM
real as fuck thank you
October 26, 2025 at 6:37 AM
heartwarming, fartwarming, global warming, in the end they all mean the same thing
October 18, 2025 at 1:54 PM
this is such a funny mental image thank you for this
October 16, 2025 at 5:48 PM
oh I'm well aware :3c
October 16, 2025 at 2:43 PM
realizing after posting this that I can't tell which place most people responding to this would want to be in

for those who weren't aware consider that my sona is a 4 foot tall shortstack who isn't very strong physically so he's probably much more equipable than he is capable of equipping others
October 16, 2025 at 2:26 PM
it's a VERY effective method, provided you have ample time to let the space air out afterwards-
October 16, 2025 at 2:16 PM
oh I'm too far gone there's no fixing me at this point I'm just trying to help others out before they reach where I'm at
October 16, 2025 at 2:11 PM
this is glorious
October 16, 2025 at 5:55 AM
honestly don't know what they were expecting considering my tendency to rearrange the furniture of whatever room I'm in on a regular basis
October 16, 2025 at 5:08 AM
the lesson for today: hyperfart responsibly
October 16, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I got a lil carried away can you blame me
October 16, 2025 at 4:57 AM