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🔞 NSFW STUFF AHEAD, MINORS AND CREEPS GET BLOCKED! 22 year old asexual skunky fella who thinks about butts and whatnot maybe just a bit too often. seeeecret account. if you recognize me from somewhere else, no you don't! :3
real as fuck for this one
November 13, 2025 at 4:03 AM
real as fuck for this one
sorry I had to
November 5, 2025 at 7:50 PM
sorry I had to
more like frank farter lmaoooo
November 5, 2025 at 7:49 PM
more like frank farter lmaoooo
REAL AS FUCK
WORDS TO LIVE BY
WORDS TO LIVE BY
November 5, 2025 at 6:32 PM
REAL AS FUCK
WORDS TO LIVE BY
WORDS TO LIVE BY
this is me every day hell yeah
November 3, 2025 at 12:33 PM
this is me every day hell yeah
WHY SO SERIOUS????
October 31, 2025 at 12:37 AM
WHY SO SERIOUS????
real as fuck
October 31, 2025 at 12:37 AM
real as fuck
real as fuck thank you
October 26, 2025 at 6:37 AM
real as fuck thank you
heartwarming, fartwarming, global warming, in the end they all mean the same thing
October 18, 2025 at 1:54 PM
heartwarming, fartwarming, global warming, in the end they all mean the same thing
this is such a funny mental image thank you for this
October 16, 2025 at 5:48 PM
this is such a funny mental image thank you for this
oh I'm well aware :3c
October 16, 2025 at 2:43 PM
oh I'm well aware :3c
realizing after posting this that I can't tell which place most people responding to this would want to be in
for those who weren't aware consider that my sona is a 4 foot tall shortstack who isn't very strong physically so he's probably much more equipable than he is capable of equipping others
for those who weren't aware consider that my sona is a 4 foot tall shortstack who isn't very strong physically so he's probably much more equipable than he is capable of equipping others
October 16, 2025 at 2:26 PM
realizing after posting this that I can't tell which place most people responding to this would want to be in
for those who weren't aware consider that my sona is a 4 foot tall shortstack who isn't very strong physically so he's probably much more equipable than he is capable of equipping others
for those who weren't aware consider that my sona is a 4 foot tall shortstack who isn't very strong physically so he's probably much more equipable than he is capable of equipping others
it's a VERY effective method, provided you have ample time to let the space air out afterwards-
October 16, 2025 at 2:16 PM
it's a VERY effective method, provided you have ample time to let the space air out afterwards-
oh I'm too far gone there's no fixing me at this point I'm just trying to help others out before they reach where I'm at
October 16, 2025 at 2:11 PM
oh I'm too far gone there's no fixing me at this point I'm just trying to help others out before they reach where I'm at
this is glorious
October 16, 2025 at 5:55 AM
this is glorious
honestly don't know what they were expecting considering my tendency to rearrange the furniture of whatever room I'm in on a regular basis
October 16, 2025 at 5:08 AM
honestly don't know what they were expecting considering my tendency to rearrange the furniture of whatever room I'm in on a regular basis
the lesson for today: hyperfart responsibly
October 16, 2025 at 5:05 AM
the lesson for today: hyperfart responsibly
I got a lil carried away can you blame me
October 16, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I got a lil carried away can you blame me