Heath
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I used to bowl jaffas. Now I just eat them.
It's so cold this morning I had to take the Tauntaun to work.
a person is riding a dinosaur on top of a snow covered mountain .
ALT: a person is riding a dinosaur on top of a snow covered mountain .
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May 18, 2025 at 10:25 PM
It's so cold this morning I had to take the Tauntaun to work.
No footballer can kick with their non-preferred foot anymore. The skill level is terrible nowdays. #AFLTigersRoos
May 18, 2025 at 5:00 AM
No footballer can kick with their non-preferred foot anymore. The skill level is terrible nowdays. #AFLTigersRoos
How do I avoid going to work tomorrow?
Actually, that should be how do I avoid going to work for the rest of my life?
Actually, that should be how do I avoid going to work for the rest of my life?
May 11, 2025 at 9:00 AM
How do I avoid going to work tomorrow?
Actually, that should be how do I avoid going to work for the rest of my life?
Actually, that should be how do I avoid going to work for the rest of my life?
The US Vice President visit the Pope.
Less than 24 hours later the Pope dies.
Trump posts a photo of himself as the Pope.
Now an American is "elected" Pope.
Less than 24 hours later the Pope dies.
Trump posts a photo of himself as the Pope.
Now an American is "elected" Pope.
a cartoon of a man sitting in front of a computer with the words coincidence on the bottom
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May 8, 2025 at 9:14 PM
The US Vice President visit the Pope.
Less than 24 hours later the Pope dies.
Trump posts a photo of himself as the Pope.
Now an American is "elected" Pope.
Less than 24 hours later the Pope dies.
Trump posts a photo of himself as the Pope.
Now an American is "elected" Pope.
May 4, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Voted. Really wasn't too many options on the ballot worth voting for. At least I got my democracy sausage. #Ausvotes #DemocracySausage
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Mr Bean - I Want To Be Elected | Comic Relief
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May 3, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Voted. Really wasn't too many options on the ballot worth voting for. At least I got my democracy sausage. #Ausvotes #DemocracySausage
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At the airport waiting for my flight. The back to work blues have already hit me.
a man is crying with the words " i don 't wanna go back to work "
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April 28, 2025 at 3:29 AM
At the airport waiting for my flight. The back to work blues have already hit me.
Last game of the trip before heading back home tomorrow. #AFLHawksEagles
April 27, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Last game of the trip before heading back home tomorrow. #AFLHawksEagles
So frustrating that first half. Good enough to be in front but wasteful with our disposal all around the ground. And the less said about the umps the better. #AFLCatsHawks
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April 21, 2025 at 6:44 AM
So frustrating that first half. Good enough to be in front but wasteful with our disposal all around the ground. And the less said about the umps the better. #AFLCatsHawks
Guess which idiot left his laptop charger back home?
a man with glasses is smiling and saying `` that 's me '' while looking at a woman .
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April 18, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Guess which idiot left his laptop charger back home?
Flying to Melbourne. Going to watch 8 games in 10 days.
April 17, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Flying to Melbourne. Going to watch 8 games in 10 days.
Hats off to the Ancient Romans who killed a bloke 2000 years ago and we now get a public holiday for it. #GoodFriday
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April 17, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Hats off to the Ancient Romans who killed a bloke 2000 years ago and we now get a public holiday for it. #GoodFriday
Holidays begin now. Take 3 days annual leave and I get 10 days off work.
a man wearing a hat that says wayne 's world smiles
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April 17, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Holidays begin now. Take 3 days annual leave and I get 10 days off work.
Might go crazy and bring back 3/4 length trackies.
April 2, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Might go crazy and bring back 3/4 length trackies.
Sidebottom heard footsteps. #AFLDogsPies
March 21, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Sidebottom heard footsteps. #AFLDogsPies