Mumsnet is what my cousin calls "what happens when mummy forgets to buy AAs and tanks herself up on Lidl prosecco".

Oooh, my family used to love trolling the oldies on Telegraph Blogs. My cousin created a whole alternative persona for herself on there. She was Glenda, a retired burlesque stripper who lived in Omskirk with her three cats and teenage lover.

Diane Troi at the wheel again? (That's what my aunt calls her, shush)

I'd forgotten that baldy pervert in the Capitol existed for a hot moment there.

And when I say "the Palestinians deserve a place to live" - I mean "in fucking Palestine", you muppets. It is their homeland. It is where they have lived for generations. They have suffered *enough*. They have been put through enough pain and suffering.

Enough.

Those poor, weak, fat, supplicant Yankistanis, signing their brats up to the military grinder yet again,sending their children off to fight their President's war to "liberate" Gaza. How many of them are they willing to sacrifice? Ten? Twenty? Thirty thousand?

I hope your eggs choke you.

The whole film was a massive "fuck you" to the Iraq War that was still going on at the time. The imagery - oh my god, the imagery - was ripped straight from the headlines. The book was politely grim but the film literally said "you're going here whether you like it or not".

I adore this film.

You need to get a picture of the rampway in there. It has coils of concrete poo stuck to the walls!!!!

Wossit'bout? And will your cover picture be a more recent one and not that 1998 Twink picture that's been circulating?

It's not even coming up as a listed building. It *should* be listed for the uniqueness of the facade alone.

To the people who want that sort of stuff: kindly go light a Yankee Candle and ram it up your hole (you can choose which one).

The big yin on the left is described as a "confection". Too bloody right it's a confection - it's *deliciously* OTT.

He's an Afrikaaner. Racism comes as easily to that breed as breathing does to decent human beings. His entire empire is built on blood emeralds and human misery. This has been known about that schmear for at least 20 years. Haven't you ever looked into his past?