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too online internet user with a kink for getting their feet submerged in concrete and dumped into the ocean: we need to advocate for the rights of mob bosses
December 8, 2025 at 3:51 PM
too online internet user with a kink for getting their feet submerged in concrete and dumped into the ocean: we need to advocate for the rights of mob bosses
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"please someone get AI to do this" is the most pathetic fuckin sentence i have ever read. take a good look at how far the AI revolution has taken us. from "could someone please record this ten second bit and lay it over existing moon landing footage" all the way to "please SOMEONE get AI to do this"
December 6, 2025 at 10:15 PM
"please someone get AI to do this" is the most pathetic fuckin sentence i have ever read. take a good look at how far the AI revolution has taken us. from "could someone please record this ten second bit and lay it over existing moon landing footage" all the way to "please SOMEONE get AI to do this"
hey bluesky team why can't i save videos from your app
December 7, 2025 at 11:18 PM
hey bluesky team why can't i save videos from your app
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IM HOLDING A GUN TO YOUR HEAD.
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YOU WILL READ THEM. YOU WILL LOVE THEM. YOU WILL ANTICIPATE HER FUTURE RELEASES WITH BAITED BREATH. YOU ARE A GOOD LITTLE PIGGY AND YOU WILL BUY HER COMICS NOW AND IN THE FUTURE.
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December 5, 2025 at 7:37 PM
IM HOLDING A GUN TO YOUR HEAD.
BUY MY SISTER'S COMICS NOW.
YOU WILL READ THEM. YOU WILL LOVE THEM. YOU WILL ANTICIPATE HER FUTURE RELEASES WITH BAITED BREATH. YOU ARE A GOOD LITTLE PIGGY AND YOU WILL BUY HER COMICS NOW AND IN THE FUTURE.
BUY MY SISTER'S COMICS NOW.
YOU WILL READ THEM. YOU WILL LOVE THEM. YOU WILL ANTICIPATE HER FUTURE RELEASES WITH BAITED BREATH. YOU ARE A GOOD LITTLE PIGGY AND YOU WILL BUY HER COMICS NOW AND IN THE FUTURE.
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If Roland Emmerich’s “10,000 BC” was made today it would take place in 9,983 BC. It would be largely the same except that maybe a few more people would be benefitting from the agricultural revolution of the burgeoning Neolithic Era.
December 2, 2025 at 7:28 PM
If Roland Emmerich’s “10,000 BC” was made today it would take place in 9,983 BC. It would be largely the same except that maybe a few more people would be benefitting from the agricultural revolution of the burgeoning Neolithic Era.
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james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
December 2, 2025 at 7:05 AM
james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
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Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.
December 1, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.
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Turns out you can run an entire political campaign on "triggering the right"
November 30, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Turns out you can run an entire political campaign on "triggering the right"
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"We often disagreed. And often strongly. But from that first briefing — his fierce intellect and profound strategic focus was evident. Long after retiring from government, he continued to offer his views and ideas to the most important policy discussion across multiple generations." come ONNNN
Statement from President Biden on the Passing of Henry Kissinger | The White House
I’ll never forget the first time I met Dr. Kissinger. I was a young Senator, and he was Secretary of State—giving a briefing on the state of the world.
bidenwhitehouse.archives.gov
November 30, 2025 at 5:35 AM
"We often disagreed. And often strongly. But from that first briefing — his fierce intellect and profound strategic focus was evident. Long after retiring from government, he continued to offer his views and ideas to the most important policy discussion across multiple generations." come ONNNN
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How are you going to convince 19-year-old lance corporal to defy his entire chain of command when you're on national TV embracing the war criminals who created the legal framework for the whole thing. Alberto Gonzalez should be in prison, at best.
November 30, 2025 at 5:28 AM
How are you going to convince 19-year-old lance corporal to defy his entire chain of command when you're on national TV embracing the war criminals who created the legal framework for the whole thing. Alberto Gonzalez should be in prison, at best.
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Like, this is not a criticism of one candidate, it's just the whole establishment is fucked when rehabilitating war criminals is normalized
Kamala Harris “Proud” To Have Dick Cheney’s Vote, VP’s Team Says After Ex-VP Offers Support Over Trump — Update
UPDATED, with Cheney statement & Kamala Harris statement: Former Vice President Dick Cheney will be voting for Kamala Harris in the November election, his daughter Liz Cheney said today. The announcem...
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November 30, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Like, this is not a criticism of one candidate, it's just the whole establishment is fucked when rehabilitating war criminals is normalized
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Actually, leftover scumbags from the NIXON administration.
Cheney, Rumsfeld, Roger Ailes, Roger Stone, Kissinger, all should have died in prison at a bare minimum. The George W Bush administration would never have even happened if we didn't let this nest of fascist ratfuckers fester.
Cheney, Rumsfeld, Roger Ailes, Roger Stone, Kissinger, all should have died in prison at a bare minimum. The George W Bush administration would never have even happened if we didn't let this nest of fascist ratfuckers fester.
The main reason we're in this situation is a bunch of war criminal shitbags from the Reagan administration paved the way for fascism.
And the best thing you can do is ask the grunts not to follow illegal orders. What about your part of the bargain?
And the best thing you can do is ask the grunts not to follow illegal orders. What about your part of the bargain?
November 30, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Actually, leftover scumbags from the NIXON administration.
Cheney, Rumsfeld, Roger Ailes, Roger Stone, Kissinger, all should have died in prison at a bare minimum. The George W Bush administration would never have even happened if we didn't let this nest of fascist ratfuckers fester.
Cheney, Rumsfeld, Roger Ailes, Roger Stone, Kissinger, all should have died in prison at a bare minimum. The George W Bush administration would never have even happened if we didn't let this nest of fascist ratfuckers fester.
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"Don't follow illegal orders" would be more meaningful if Democrats had prosecuted literally any of the prominent war criminals of the last 30 years instead of, you know, fucking campaigning with them
November 30, 2025 at 3:21 AM
"Don't follow illegal orders" would be more meaningful if Democrats had prosecuted literally any of the prominent war criminals of the last 30 years instead of, you know, fucking campaigning with them
make sure to fuck your turkey before cooking to keep it juicy. if you can't do it yourself, prefucked is fine
November 28, 2025 at 1:23 AM
make sure to fuck your turkey before cooking to keep it juicy. if you can't do it yourself, prefucked is fine
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Me: yeah I'm toastymodeing
My grass-touching consultant: You're STILL not "modeing" anything, you're turning the heater up and refusing to go outside
Me: I'm parchmaxxing. I'm a Crunch Female.
Consultant: Your skin is cracking.
Me: Moistgirls stay coping. My gender is triumphant dry woman.
My grass-touching consultant: You're STILL not "modeing" anything, you're turning the heater up and refusing to go outside
Me: I'm parchmaxxing. I'm a Crunch Female.
Consultant: Your skin is cracking.
Me: Moistgirls stay coping. My gender is triumphant dry woman.
Me: Yeah I'm soakmodeing
My grass-touching consultant: You're not "modeing" anything you forgot an umbrella
Me: I'm drenchmaxxing. I'm an Aqua Female.
Consultant: You're going to get sick
Me: Drygirls stay coping. My gender is pathetic wet woman.
Consultant: Go inside and dry off
My grass-touching consultant: You're not "modeing" anything you forgot an umbrella
Me: I'm drenchmaxxing. I'm an Aqua Female.
Consultant: You're going to get sick
Me: Drygirls stay coping. My gender is pathetic wet woman.
Consultant: Go inside and dry off
November 27, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Me: yeah I'm toastymodeing
My grass-touching consultant: You're STILL not "modeing" anything, you're turning the heater up and refusing to go outside
Me: I'm parchmaxxing. I'm a Crunch Female.
Consultant: Your skin is cracking.
Me: Moistgirls stay coping. My gender is triumphant dry woman.
My grass-touching consultant: You're STILL not "modeing" anything, you're turning the heater up and refusing to go outside
Me: I'm parchmaxxing. I'm a Crunch Female.
Consultant: Your skin is cracking.
Me: Moistgirls stay coping. My gender is triumphant dry woman.
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Me: Yeah I'm soakmodeing
My grass-touching consultant: You're not "modeing" anything you forgot an umbrella
Me: I'm drenchmaxxing. I'm an Aqua Female.
Consultant: You're going to get sick
Me: Drygirls stay coping. My gender is pathetic wet woman.
Consultant: Go inside and dry off
My grass-touching consultant: You're not "modeing" anything you forgot an umbrella
Me: I'm drenchmaxxing. I'm an Aqua Female.
Consultant: You're going to get sick
Me: Drygirls stay coping. My gender is pathetic wet woman.
Consultant: Go inside and dry off
June 17, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Me: Yeah I'm soakmodeing
My grass-touching consultant: You're not "modeing" anything you forgot an umbrella
Me: I'm drenchmaxxing. I'm an Aqua Female.
Consultant: You're going to get sick
Me: Drygirls stay coping. My gender is pathetic wet woman.
Consultant: Go inside and dry off
My grass-touching consultant: You're not "modeing" anything you forgot an umbrella
Me: I'm drenchmaxxing. I'm an Aqua Female.
Consultant: You're going to get sick
Me: Drygirls stay coping. My gender is pathetic wet woman.
Consultant: Go inside and dry off
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Many men feel the stripper really likes them. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something
November 26, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Many men feel the stripper really likes them. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something
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🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
this post was composed on a computer running CUNT Linux: Linux for cunts!
November 18, 2025 at 8:57 AM
this post was composed on a computer running CUNT Linux: Linux for cunts!
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Dems: Mamdani is too radical for our taste. Plus someone said he's antisemitic. And that name is scary to us! We need to keep him out.
Dems, 1 week later: Look lots of people have tattoos like that
Dems, 2 weeks later: Marjorie Taylor Greene, welcome to the Tent
Dems, 1 week later: Look lots of people have tattoos like that
Dems, 2 weeks later: Marjorie Taylor Greene, welcome to the Tent
November 16, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Dems: Mamdani is too radical for our taste. Plus someone said he's antisemitic. And that name is scary to us! We need to keep him out.
Dems, 1 week later: Look lots of people have tattoos like that
Dems, 2 weeks later: Marjorie Taylor Greene, welcome to the Tent
Dems, 1 week later: Look lots of people have tattoos like that
Dems, 2 weeks later: Marjorie Taylor Greene, welcome to the Tent
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Just heard re: some ICE agents who raided a Chicago taqueria, then went back to the same taqueria for lunch the following week and got confused when the owner kicked them out, and I realized "jesus these doofuses really do believe we're all living in a video game where the NPCs have no memory"
November 17, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Just heard re: some ICE agents who raided a Chicago taqueria, then went back to the same taqueria for lunch the following week and got confused when the owner kicked them out, and I realized "jesus these doofuses really do believe we're all living in a video game where the NPCs have no memory"
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They’re dying to undo all the anti-harassment laws and go back to the 70s when women had to play the “is he handsy or a decent man” roulette to get a paycheck. Or get married—cons have never stopped complaining about the divorce rate, which only indicated that there were a lot of bad marriages.
MeToo did not go far enough. People were saying "MeToo has gone too far" when it had barely just picked up momentum.
It was an attempt at reckoning with how institutionally misogynistic and sexually exploitative most institutions are and what women are constantly put through. So it was crushed.
It was an attempt at reckoning with how institutionally misogynistic and sexually exploitative most institutions are and what women are constantly put through. So it was crushed.
This idea that #metoo was a temporary piece of insanity that happened because America was too woke...
Fuck you. It was a temporary moment in time when people decided, for the first time, that 20 women were finally equal to one man.
Fuck you. It was a temporary moment in time when people decided, for the first time, that 20 women were finally equal to one man.
November 17, 2025 at 12:03 PM
They’re dying to undo all the anti-harassment laws and go back to the 70s when women had to play the “is he handsy or a decent man” roulette to get a paycheck. Or get married—cons have never stopped complaining about the divorce rate, which only indicated that there were a lot of bad marriages.
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they'll never win because none of them have the sauce to post this hard
November 17, 2025 at 9:22 PM
they'll never win because none of them have the sauce to post this hard
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bill clinton is like the forrest gump of getting his dick sucked
November 16, 2025 at 4:25 AM
bill clinton is like the forrest gump of getting his dick sucked