Can he podcast on vacation?

As if getting a prescription refill wasn’t already hard enough in this country…

Sorry United, everyone still hates you.

Honestly the dig at the Donald for always posting in all caps is diabolical and I’m here for it.

What percentage of Americans could define all of those?

It’s almost like he wants people to die or something

More cancer ➡️ more death
Less people ➡️ less work”

Seen on the whiteboard in RFKs office.

I wish people asked him questions about things that don’t exist.

“Mr. President, the Lorax community fears that the growing immigrant population is decimating their natural resources, will ice prioritize these communities?”

“The President of Goubia criticized your policies, your response sir?”

I heard fMRIs can make excellent lie detectors

Find the non complicit people in this photo.

Hint: they’re CHILDREN

It’s giving “my daddy pays this college too much money for you to fail me in this class” vibes

This could go one of two ways and neither is constitutional

Please. Do. Not. take therapeutic advice from AI.

This is like asking a dog how to greet someone then not understanding how someone is freaked out when you try to smell their butt.

Ironically while abandoning his job of acting in the best interest of his constituents

Movie plot: authoritarian crime syndicate steals virus antidote. Deadly viruses are unleashed. The public aren’t alerted to situation & are discouraged to use any vaccines for safety reasons. Fully vaccinated syndicate gleefully watches people die *while hoarding antidotes in golden ballroom*