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Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
November 11, 2025 at 8:44 AM
It's what you get for visiting the Op-tit-ians...
November 6, 2025 at 5:46 PM
That's brilliant - if I recall correctly, either they or one of the other tabloids recently has the headline "BANNED OLD DUKE OF YORK" when he first stepped back from royal duties
November 1, 2025 at 11:21 PM
British Transport Police be like
a police officer in a helmet is running through a park .
Alt: The scene from Hot Fuzz where the police are professionally and competently dealing with a fully co-operative swan
media.tenor.com
October 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM