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i have a headegg and im being so brave about it

I hate my wife :3 <3
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headegg.bsky.social
i am sick today so here is my 2 photo mood board
A slightly smiling emoji with no hands holding a bowl of soup that is just broth and green onions. Text reads "mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm brof" A line drawing of a creature (cat like in nature) lying down on some blobs. Eminating out of its head are red lines with an arrow pointing in red that says "owwww". A black arrow pointing to the blobs it is resting on says "pillows"
March 13, 2025 at 9:09 PM
headegg.bsky.social
waiting for my grilled cheese to be done
Emoji with an angry smile rubbing its hands together. Up to a scheme for sure
March 10, 2025 at 9:07 PM
headegg.bsky.social
Clipart drawing of a snail with a face looking back at the viewer with the text "Good Morning I'm moving a bit slow today but...................... I plan on having a good day anyway!" The background is a swirl of pastel pink and blue
March 7, 2025 at 4:36 AM
headegg.bsky.social
An extremely crunchy image of a cat that reads "emergency cat transmission" the cat looks like it is squinting at the screen. The image is meant to look like it is being sent through a faulty connection
February 5, 2025 at 4:36 PM
headegg.bsky.social
Screenshot of a tiktok of a person looking off to the left. The text says "me having self reflection after I reacted to a situation the same way my mom would"
January 31, 2025 at 3:02 PM
headegg.bsky.social
Watching a fun video on you tube
Digital Graph paper with a right triangle drawn on it. In bold letters in front of the triangle it reads, "where can mario stand on this triangle?" Digital graph paper with a triangle drawn on it. It's vertices (points) are circled in pink. In front of the triangle, in big bold letters it reads, "Shorts". Next line. "-32768 less than/equal to integers less than/equal to 32767"
January 23, 2025 at 3:38 PM
headegg.bsky.social
slander, you will be heading from my lawyer
A picture of an orange cat sitting on the floor looking at the camera wearing a tie plus shirt collar combo and a red sweater vest. The sweater vest is falling off a little bit. The wall behind the cat is Landlord White and the floor boards are tan.
January 18, 2025 at 8:42 PM
headegg.bsky.social
Reminds me a bit of Gir
A low quality picture of Gir from Invader Zim. He has a big square head and a small rectangular body. He is dressed as a bright green dog with black ears, arms, and legs. His tongue is sticking out as he stares into the middle distance. He has a giant zipper on the front of his body. The background is a different shade of green.
January 18, 2025 at 4:45 PM
headegg.bsky.social
Gonna miss that stupid app
A screenshot of a tiktok. The user is filming themselves riding a ride share ebike. The front basket is completely filled with crushed ice. Nestled in the ice is 9 shelled oysters and a slice of lemon. Text above the basket says "+10000 aura". The location tag says "Shaws Crab House & Oyster... Chicago". The username is Lettuce Entertain You.
January 15, 2025 at 9:20 AM