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things don’t seem to be going very well
Tesco won’t even let you make a ritual offering to the land spirits by slaughtering a boar and smearing the blood on fellow customers.
November 17, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Tesco won’t even let you make a ritual offering to the land spirits by slaughtering a boar and smearing the blood on fellow customers.
My slight cold is about to enter its 47th week.
November 16, 2025 at 10:10 PM
My slight cold is about to enter its 47th week.
I’m listening to a relaxation tape of screaming foxes.
September 26, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I’m listening to a relaxation tape of screaming foxes.
Just out with the lads, sweating profusely.
August 12, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Just out with the lads, sweating profusely.
Live. Laugh. Pray for the swift hand of death.
August 12, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Live. Laugh. Pray for the swift hand of death.
It’s difficult to find any time to have thoughts.
March 22, 2025 at 10:54 PM
It’s difficult to find any time to have thoughts.
I’ve started thinking about the next egg I’m going to eat.
March 3, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I’ve started thinking about the next egg I’m going to eat.
One day I want to be rich enough that someone else puts my bins out.
February 11, 2025 at 5:09 PM
One day I want to be rich enough that someone else puts my bins out.
Only wake me up if the Earth’s core stops rotating.
February 10, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Only wake me up if the Earth’s core stops rotating.
Hope everyone is good and no one has fallen foul to a terrible curse.
February 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Hope everyone is good and no one has fallen foul to a terrible curse.
Everyone’s just trying to live their life and avoid getting attacked by a goose.
January 2, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Everyone’s just trying to live their life and avoid getting attacked by a goose.
A double life secretly eating carrot batons in the park.
December 29, 2024 at 10:50 PM
A double life secretly eating carrot batons in the park.
To be honest, my chakras have seen better days.
December 29, 2024 at 10:44 PM
To be honest, my chakras have seen better days.
No breaking wind during the gong ceremony.
December 29, 2024 at 10:37 PM
No breaking wind during the gong ceremony.
Hoping to decrease the rate of decline in 2025.
December 28, 2024 at 11:38 PM
Hoping to decrease the rate of decline in 2025.
Music is for keeping close and shielding from all others. Keep it in a dark pocket and turn the volume up when you’re alone.
December 28, 2024 at 11:23 PM
Music is for keeping close and shielding from all others. Keep it in a dark pocket and turn the volume up when you’re alone.
Lots of discarded and frightened sprouts at this time of year.
December 28, 2024 at 11:14 PM
Lots of discarded and frightened sprouts at this time of year.
Destroy the past and hide from the future.
December 28, 2024 at 11:10 PM
Destroy the past and hide from the future.
‘Twas the bin day before Christmas
December 17, 2024 at 8:33 PM
‘Twas the bin day before Christmas
Place someone under an ancient curse this Christmas.
December 15, 2024 at 8:44 AM
Place someone under an ancient curse this Christmas.
Shape your dream body now. Grow an ink sac. Unfurl your wings. Add an extra eye.
November 20, 2024 at 10:12 PM
Shape your dream body now. Grow an ink sac. Unfurl your wings. Add an extra eye.
Hope a worm doesn’t crawl into your ear to whisper words of affection.
November 20, 2024 at 10:11 PM
Hope a worm doesn’t crawl into your ear to whisper words of affection.
I’d like a Christmas advert where no one turns up uninvited and it’s just one man sitting alone eating 100 mini sausage rolls.
November 20, 2024 at 9:23 PM
I’d like a Christmas advert where no one turns up uninvited and it’s just one man sitting alone eating 100 mini sausage rolls.
A blizzard is perfect for a romantic first date.
November 18, 2024 at 9:28 PM
A blizzard is perfect for a romantic first date.